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Curt-vs-thepipe said: Especially if they have their window open OH GOD lol I'll start throwing shit in their car ahahaha too funny, I def recomend trying it
haahahah what the fuck
I remember in High School on my bus this dude threw a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the sun roof of a nearby car
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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
#19261616 - 12/11/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It wasn't homophobic
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Midnight_Toker said: I know you didn't Sheekle, I wasn't yelling at anyone I was just going on a tangent about what grinds my gears.
lol yeah I feel you
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tahp93 said: It wasn't homophobic
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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
#19261678 - 12/11/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was once stuck in traffic behind a car that simply would not turn left. After waiting a very long time, I realized I would have to pass the car. When the next gap in traffic appeared, I waited a beat to be sure the car still was not turning left, then I signaled, checked my side view mirror and pulled out to pass and turn left into a shopping center. Just as I pulled out, the car behind me did the same and we both passed the non-moving car and turned left in single-file, he right behind me.
The guy behind me thought I pulled out in front of him and cut him off. He honked repeatedly and made obscene gestures and signalled for me to pull over as if to fight it out or whatever. I ignored him and drove to the other side of the shopping center, making a couple of turns, and realized he was following me. Losing sight of him for a moment, I quickly turned down a row and then pulled into a parking space thinking he would not notice where I went. A moment later, I looked in my rear view mirror and saw that he had pulled behind my parking space with his truck, blocking me in, and he was leaning out the window to yell something at me. The parking space directly in front of my car was empty, making it possible for me to pull straight through and out into the next aisle over, which I did.
His truck was too large and positioned in such a way as it would have taken him a long time to maneuver through the same parking spaces to follow, so I figured I had lost him this time. I parked in another spot and got out and walked into the fast food restaurant that was my original destination. As I stood in line, several other people came in and got in line behind me and a minute later, the roadrager walked in and got in the end of the line. He said something loudly to me like "Hey, you better watch your mirrors, buddy!"
I didn't want this to turn into a fight, so I figured the best way to handle it was to avoid escalating the situation by yelling some confrontational response, but to also send the signal that I was not intimidated and more than willing to stand my ground, if need be. After recently having knee surgery, I was in a bad position to fight. I could step the wrong way and re-tear my knee in the blink of an eye. As he walked over I took my bad leg as balance and kicked as hard as I could with my good left leg. I hit him square in the testicles which then exploded. Then I woke up from a dream, entertaining?
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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
#19261777 - 12/11/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't hate on the road. Sometimes I like to fuck with the ass hats. Almost got into fights on the road with ragers a couple times. I'm over being in rushes and stressing over stupid shit and if someone is riding my ass and I got space to pull over I'll let them pass instead of brake checking them.
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I am a chill driver for the most part I don't really speed anymore I got tickets recently passed a undercover cop car most of the time they don't care if you go a bit over the speed but I couldn't tell it was a cop
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Nah, I don't road rage. Its funny though when people tailgate me when I'm already going over the speed limit. I make it a point to not let them pass me just to piss them off. If they hit my car, oh well, I need a new one anyway
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Re: Road rage? [Re: Uzziel]
#19262474 - 12/11/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I get mad at how stupid people can be everyday, but I never do anything about it or even act mad and I forget about it in 30 seconds. There are a lot of stupid drivers in Philadelphia though. Everyday I see on my street complete idiots that can't figure out how to park. My street is back in angle parking because it is one way, but there is always one person that can't read the signs or notice that every car is parked a certain way that pulls in forward and takes up three spots. Also, I don't know what it is about Delaware, but they are the slowest drivers anywhere in the country and have no concept of the left lane.
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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
#19262787 - 12/11/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Curt-vs-thepipe said: Especially if they have their window open OH GOD lol I'll start throwing shit in their car ahahaha too funny, I def recomend trying it
haahahah what the fuck
I remember in High School on my bus this dude threw a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the sun roof of a nearby car
golf balls are fun to play with on the road too at high speeds, especially when a pissed off road rage monger is chasing you.
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passifloracaerulea said: golf balls are fun to play with on the road too at high speeds, especially when a pissed off road rage monger is chasing you.
I dunno man that sounds a bit fucked up lol
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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
#19262983 - 12/11/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I used to get it pretty bad.
Surprisingly not anymore. If 7 years ago me was in my shoes now I would probably have killed someone, honestly. I guess smoking daily for years mellowed me out, idk.
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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
#19262988 - 12/11/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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passifloracaerulea said: golf balls are fun to play with on the road too at high speeds, especially when a pissed off road rage monger is chasing you.
I dunno man that sounds a bit fucked up lol
Not as bad as that guy wasting a pb&j like that though. I mean that's just evil
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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
#19262991 - 12/11/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i actually don't
i have yet to really comprehend what it means to get "cut off" in traffic. seems like it has something to with another person changing lanes in front of you while you are speeding, but it just doesnt make sense to me for someone to get mad about something like that. after all, you are the one that is speeding. every time i explain that to someone they try to re explain it to me but I always forget in light of the fact that, following the explanation, every time someone complains about getting cut off, what happened was, they were speeding and someone changed lanes in front of them
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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
#19263028 - 12/11/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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passifloracaerulea said: golf balls are fun to play with on the road too at high speeds, especially when a pissed off road rage monger is chasing you.
I dunno man that sounds a bit fucked up lol
you have to select your victims very carefully and be sure they deserve it. I would never let a golf ball loose on a highway or anywhere unintended victims may be.
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No, not really. I get pissed if someone honks at me or tailgates me for going to slow.
The only time ive really gotten angry/road rage is when I slowed down to 20 mph from 55 mph because I was going 55mph in a 45mph zone and some asshole had the nerve to tailgate me AND honk at me.
He tried to pass me (double yellow lines also) so i sped the FUCK up until he had to get back behind me, then slowed back down to 20mph. (we where on a long straight away, so i could see there was no oncoming traffic anywhere near me, so he was in no danger of a head-on collision)
I even shot him a bird when he was directly beside me LOL
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passifloracaerulea said: golf balls are fun to play with on the road too at high speeds, especially when a pissed off road rage monger is chasing you.
Sounds like a good way to get shot if you fuck with the wrong person, or kill someone innocent. Thats a fucking messed up to put innocent people at risk like that
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xbloodwhipx said: No, not really. I get pissed if someone honks at me or tailgates me for going to slow.
The only time ive really gotten angry/road rage is when I slowed down to 20 mph from 55 mph because I was going 55mph in a 45mph zone and some asshole had the nerve to tailgate me AND honk at me.
He tried to pass me (double yellow lines also) so i sped the FUCK up until he had to get back behind me, then slowed back down to 20mph. (we where on a long straight away, so i could see there was no oncoming traffic anywhere near me, so he was in no danger of a head-on collision)
I even shot him a bird when he was directly beside me LOL
It's his problem that he tailgated you and honked at you when you were going above the speed limit, ignoring his bullshit would have been the right thing to do. Slowing down drastically and not letting him pass you not only don't help the situation, but it's dangerous for both of you.
You're going to risk your life for the sake of "winning" some petty road rage dynamics?
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"I even shot him a bird when he was directly beside me LOL"
the bird alone doesn't cut it anymore these days. it gets passed off and ignored because it's so common. what really gets people excited is the finger with a motion like your shoving it up the person's ass.
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Re: Road rage? [Re: Uzziel]
#19263076 - 12/11/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Uzziel said: I make it a point to not let them pass me just to piss them off. If they hit my car, oh well, I need a new one anyway 
I hate you. The reason I get mad is because I know alot of it is irrafuckingtating people who play stupid power games. Passing then slowing down just to be in front. Riding the left lane because they feel important or just don't care, not to pass.
I hate people who just start tailgating me and I can't shake them. Like the just lock onto my bumper and zone out no matter how I slow down/speed up. I don't like being part of a pack of cars for safety reasons but that is kind of a big mentality with drivers around here.
I've never got into a physical fight over it, but I def roadrage a bit. I did see some crazy roadraging yesterday on the way too work. This jeep got cut off by a volvo, they were playing a crazy game of sideways chicken going 70+ down the highway, then the volvo pulled off, jeep stopped to fight but no luck Massholes ftw. Errybody rages round here, specially this time of year.
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