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Offlineskatealex2
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One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and....
    #19262330 - 12/11/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If anyone on here can make it into the Presedential debates the next run around and give Shroomery a shout out on national tv during a PresidentiaI debate I will give all of my money.

You have to be a legitimate candidate though and make it into the debates.

Bonus points if you win Presidency. 

Anyone want to take up the offer?


I don't currently have a million dollars but if **** goes down things can happen.

:alot:  :mib:  :freakybirdthing:  :cerveau:


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: skatealex2] * 1
    #19262341 - 12/11/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Shit man imma need a million dollars just for my first ad cycle to get the sheep to vote for me not to mention staff exspenses cocaine a million don't buy what it used to


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #19262356 - 12/11/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've thought about figuring out which presidential election would be the first to happen after my 35th birthday, and starting an internet campaign to run in it.

would be fun, and i'm not an idiot.  that being said, prob wont happen :smile:


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: memes]
    #19262541 - 12/11/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I can never be The Chief  :sad:


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: shLong] * 1
    #19262548 - 12/11/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
I can never be The Chief  :sad:




You born in Kenya too?


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: koods]
    #19262561 - 12/11/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Marijuana felony :mad2:


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: shLong]
    #19262581 - 12/11/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The best I could do is run for governor of Minnesota.


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: shLong] * 1
    #19262585 - 12/11/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I could just imagine the political commercials, now.

The opposing runner(s) would basically giving the Shroomery free advertisement because someone would dig up whatever dirt the shroomerite had on this website, lol.


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: shLong]
    #19262592 - 12/11/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
Marijuana felony :mad2:




What does that have to do with your ability to be president? You have to be 35 and a natural citizen. No other rules.


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: koods]
    #19262639 - 12/11/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

shLong said:
Marijuana felony :mad2:




What does that have to do with your ability to be president? You have to be 35 and a natural citizen. No other rules.



he obv inhaled :lols:


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: memes]
    #19262644 - 12/11/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:ahahaha:

Felony = no running for public office.

I can't even be mayor of my shit-ass town if I wanted to.


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: koods]
    #19262647 - 12/11/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ya if you cant vote, you cant be president, yo.


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19262654 - 12/11/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
:ahahaha:

Felony = no running for public office.

I can't even be mayor of my shit ass town if iI wanted to.




I don't know where you get that from. It ain't in the constitution and it makes the rules. Your shit ass town doesn't get to make them

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Ya if you cant vote, you cant be president, yo.




Says who?


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: shLong]
    #19262656 - 12/11/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Also....
No firearms
No body armor
No liquor license
No-Doz


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19262658 - 12/11/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Ya if you cant vote, you cant be president, yo.



Shiiiiitttttttt... Gtfo
I can vote


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: shLong]
    #19262667 - 12/11/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Look it up, Koodsie...
It's there somewhere


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: koods]
    #19262673 - 12/11/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.




You could be a serial killer. As long as you meet the above qualifications, you can be president.


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: shLong]
    #19262679 - 12/11/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

shLong for prez??
I'll be eligible (age-wise)  very soon....
Platform? heels


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: shLong]
    #19262684 - 12/11/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'll run. I'll end the drug war and stop defrauding the people with our parasitic monetary system and military industrial complex.

Now where do I pick up my check?...mr.vice president!?


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Re: One million dollars to a Shroomerite that runs for President and.... [Re: kushrooms]
    #19262700 - 12/11/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Some dickwad has spoon-fed me some bullshit...

What else have I been lied to about?
What can't I do as a felon? I seriously have no idea now.....


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