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The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! * 1
    #19259649 - 12/11/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, it's the masturbation thread.  The one demented thread on the board that has you at its heart.  Tell us about it!


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd] * 1
    #19259661 - 12/11/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:justastonishing: This thread gives trolls everywhere the greenlight to bust a nut


Edited by Magicman69 (12/11/13 11:21 AM)


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Magicman69]
    #19259674 - 12/11/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think they need it.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19259687 - 12/11/13 11:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It's almost tempting...


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
    #19259702 - 12/11/13 11:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Can you resist the urge or is it THAT TIME?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19259733 - 12/11/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

In fact I just screwed myself just for the thrill of the thought.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
    #19259742 - 12/11/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

last night had a good rub

felt dirty when a post came up

was thinking of someones mom who divorced


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19259792 - 12/11/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

anyone got any good latina porn I kan look at lol, im fight the blue balls but oh well, throw big cask some urls only streaming shit.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: casket]
    #19259803 - 12/11/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

fucking uhh

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd] * 2
    #19259835 - 12/11/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Im jerking off right now havent even blown my load oh wait wait hold on hold on ahhhhhh......

Ruubbed out  :blazed:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS] * 1
    #19259959 - 12/11/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I rubbed one out about half an hour ago--I fantasized about a tall blonde woman I met at my college who has a huge ass. :whacker:

Jerking off has been so much more fun since I quit porn.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #19260022 - 12/11/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i think about people i know IRL when i jack off but only if its so early in the morning i dont want to get out of bed and grab my computer


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19260041 - 12/11/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :mindblown:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19261263 - 12/11/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I only pump my cum like twice a week these days

When i used to smoke weed it was like once a day though


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Sheekle]
    #19261287 - 12/11/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You guys are fucking weird, lol.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19261426 - 12/11/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

we're only human brah


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 4
    #19261469 - 12/11/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP is a dirty old man getting these teenagers to whack off at his suggestion. That's hawt.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #19261476 - 12/11/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
You guys are fucking weird, lol.




And you are always around to witness it. :strokebeard:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19261549 - 12/11/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

oh lawd  :thousandisland:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #19261749 - 12/11/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I have to smash my Balls between a large encyclopedias pages while sitting on said book to even give me the excitement needed to make my cockles even semi, after that it's fuckin Indian burn time for my shaft. I usually do this till I see blisters form or until the flesh secrets plasma, then after all that I use lemon juice infused baby oil that I make at home. rub it gently all over my hands grasp firmly right behind the head with my thumb an pointer finger making a fist almost while cranking my wrist like I'm riding a motorcycle and digging my coke nail in my pee hole  While thinking about tongue punching a homeless crank whore prostitutes fart box and letting her chlamydia and gonorrhea infested pussy juice slowly trickle into my nostrils. After all that... I'll let you know how it went.


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