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OfflineTrippyTubby
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GOD DAMMIT
    #19261015 - 12/11/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well I just turned 18 not to long ago, currently on my senior year in high school. I just got home today from running around and doing arrons and my parents for some unknown fucking reason told me to give them my backpack. They looked through it and found a bottle of wine, fuck. I don't know whats gonna happen but im all pissed off. Just wanted to tell someone. Wish me luck


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrippyTubby]
    #19261020 - 12/11/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

tell them you just wanted to get drunk


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Bassfreak]
    #19261027 - 12/11/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just experimenting having some fun and being responsible, goodluck! Haha:heart:

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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Shortknight]
    #19261048 - 12/11/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

just tell em the truth bro. Lying gets you no where. best of luck


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: BlindEye]
    #19261053 - 12/11/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

tell em you were trying to get a girl really drunk with it so you could fuck her when shes drunk n vulnerable


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrippyTubby]
    #19261065 - 12/11/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: tell 'em you was gonna get drunk...

You're 18, I wouldn't even have handed shit over...


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Bassfreak]
    #19261068 - 12/11/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Why did you have wine in your backpack? How did thhe know? Somebody dropped a dime on you.


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: koods] * 1
    #19261077 - 12/11/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Your 18...
and it was wine. big deal.

Tell them your gay and your joining the military, that'll tale their mind off the alcohol


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Bassfreak]
    #19261082 - 12/11/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Bassfreak said:
tell em you were trying to get a girl really drunk with it so you could fuck her when shes drunk n vulnerable



:thisisterrible:

Tell them your 18 and a adult now so fuck off i can do what fuck i want goddamnit


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19261091 - 12/11/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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1slow2v said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
tell em you were trying to get a girl really drunk with it so you could fuck her when shes drunk n vulnerable



:thisisterrible:

Tell them your 18 and a adult now so fuck off i can do what fuck i want goddamnit





what i said was CLEARLY a joke lol


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Bassfreak]
    #19261100 - 12/11/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I know so was the gif cause i think yours was fucking hilarious


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19261151 - 12/11/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

1slow2v said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
tell em you were trying to get a girl really drunk with it so you could fuck her when shes drunk n vulnerable



:thisisterrible:

Tell them your 18 and a adult now so fuck off i can do what fuck i want goddamnit





Have fun when they tell you "youre 18? Okay. GTFO of our house"

Their house, their rules. Sucks but deal with it, a lot of us have


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19261183 - 12/11/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I would be like "i know that statistically one or both of you drank at 18 too.  So how about i give you the wine without bitching but in exchange you guys don't bust my balls about it"


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19261190 - 12/11/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hhahahhaha

A bottle of wine. Well, at least it wasn't crack

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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Patlal]
    #19261200 - 12/11/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

red or white..


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: NWlight]
    #19261201 - 12/11/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I would be like "i know that statistically one or both of you drank at 18 too.  So how about i give you the wine without bitching but in exchange you guys don't bust my balls about it"




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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #19261205 - 12/11/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
at least it wasn't crack


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19261237 - 12/11/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It's a bottle of wine, bro. How bad could it be?


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19261279 - 12/11/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrippyTubby]
    #19261356 - 12/11/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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GOD DAMMIT




God has nothing to do with it


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Synthe]
    #19261364 - 12/11/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

God has everything to do with this


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: deladude]
    #19261461 - 12/11/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

At least their alcoholic child has good taste when it comes to drinking.

Unless it was boonesfarm

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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: illa]
    #19261640 - 12/11/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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illa said:
red or white..



white- what the illest niggas drink


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrippyTubby] * 1
    #19261649 - 12/11/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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white- what the illest niggas drink



Actually that would be rosé...


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrippyTubby]
    #19261651 - 12/11/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

but yeah so they kinda just yelled at me, I dont really think im in any trouble. That was just soo faking annoying. I didnt even get to keep the wine.
Im especially glad they didnt find the condom in bag, that would have been way to awkward to deal with


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrippyTubby]
    #19261752 - 12/11/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You've got a leak in your ship. Ask yourself who else knew you had that wine. What kind of wine was it?


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrippyTubby]
    #19261762 - 12/11/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

TrippyTubby said:
Well I just turned 18 not to long ago, currently on my senior year in high school. I just got home today from running around and doing arrons and my parents for some unknown fucking reason told me to give them my backpack. They looked through it and found a bottle of wine, fuck. I don't know whats gonna happen but im all pissed off. Just wanted to tell someone. Wish me luck



they must have suspected something to ask you for it...tell them your stressed out or something...a moment of weakness...make it up...

then run away and join the circus















no..don't do that...you'll be fine...


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrippyTubby]
    #19261793 - 12/11/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
I would be like "i know that statistically one or both of you drank at 18 too.  So how about i give you the wine without bitching but in exchange you guys don't bust my balls about it"




Ugh, the cognitive dissonance in some people is ridiculous. Getting mad at people for doing the same shit they do.

OP its time to move out, fuck that shit.


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19261828 - 12/11/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

truth be told...my parents found my stash...even my other secret stash...

it was all out on the kitchen table...a shmorgasbourg of dope...

3 tins of heroin...2 bags of glass...some kind bud and a few joints...few 10 strips...6 geltabs...1/4 bag of mushrooms...hell if i can remeber what else was in there but i was pissed

left home shortly thereafter

you got caught with a bottle of wine...it could ALWAYS be worse...


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #19261854 - 12/11/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I guess my mom took a hammer to my chillum one day and put the shards back in the case. Had no idea what to say or think when I found it.


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrippyTubby]
    #19261910 - 12/11/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Quote:

TrippyTubby said:
white- what the illest niggas drink



Actually that would be rosé...



actually that would be MD-20-20

Quote:

TrippyTubby said:
but yeah so they kinda just yelled at me, I dont really think im in any trouble. That was just soo faking annoying. I didnt even get to keep the wine.
Im especially glad they didnt find the condom in bag, that would have been way to awkward to deal with




when i was 18 my father was splitting 12 packs with me and asking if i gotten any pussy lately :lol:


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: evileye001]
    #19262404 - 12/11/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Seriously, my parents(mainly my mom) were always kind of strict, but by the time I was 18 I was allowed to drink and they didn't care(too much at least) if I used drugs, my mom just doesn't like me to have drugs here.


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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: TrippyTubby]
    #19262471 - 12/11/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

TrippyTubby said:
but yeah so they kinda just yelled at me, I dont really think im in any trouble. That was just soo faking annoying. I didnt even get to keep the wine.
Im especially glad they didnt find the condom in bag, that would have been way to awkward to deal with




No shit. They would take your dick away.


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