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TrippyTubby
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GOD DAMMIT
#19261015 - 12/11/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well I just turned 18 not to long ago, currently on my senior year in high school. I just got home today from running around and doing arrons and my parents for some unknown fucking reason told me to give them my backpack. They looked through it and found a bottle of wine, fuck. I don't know whats gonna happen but im all pissed off. Just wanted to tell someone. Wish me luck
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Bassfreak
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tell them you just wanted to get drunk
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Just experimenting having some fun and being responsible, goodluck! Haha
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just tell em the truth bro. Lying gets you no where. best of luck
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Bassfreak
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tell em you were trying to get a girl really drunk with it so you could fuck her when shes drunk n vulnerable
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TrentBoyett
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tell 'em you was gonna get drunk...
You're 18, I wouldn't even have handed shit over...
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koods
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Why did you have wine in your backpack? How did thhe know? Somebody dropped a dime on you.
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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: koods] 1
#19261077 - 12/11/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Your 18... and it was wine. big deal.
Tell them your gay and your joining the military, that'll tale their mind off the alcohol
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Bassfreak said: tell em you were trying to get a girl really drunk with it so you could fuck her when shes drunk n vulnerable
Tell them your 18 and a adult now so fuck off i can do what fuck i want goddamnit
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Bassfreak
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1slow2v said:
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Bassfreak said: tell em you were trying to get a girl really drunk with it so you could fuck her when shes drunk n vulnerable
Tell them your 18 and a adult now so fuck off i can do what fuck i want goddamnit
what i said was CLEARLY a joke lol
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ImFukNCLUELESS
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I know so was the gif cause i think yours was fucking hilarious
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Mescalean
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1slow2v said:
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Bassfreak said: tell em you were trying to get a girl really drunk with it so you could fuck her when shes drunk n vulnerable
Tell them your 18 and a adult now so fuck off i can do what fuck i want goddamnit
Have fun when they tell you "youre 18? Okay. GTFO of our house"
Their house, their rules. Sucks but deal with it, a lot of us have
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NWlight
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I would be like "i know that statistically one or both of you drank at 18 too. So how about i give you the wine without bitching but in exchange you guys don't bust my balls about it"
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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: NWlight] 1
#19261190 - 12/11/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hhahahhaha
A bottle of wine. Well, at least it wasn't crack
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illa
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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Patlal]
#19261200 - 12/11/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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red or white..
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Mescalean
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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: NWlight]
#19261201 - 12/11/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight said: I would be like "i know that statistically one or both of you drank at 18 too. So how about i give you the wine without bitching but in exchange you guys don't bust my balls about it"
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TrentBoyett
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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Patlal] 1
#19261205 - 12/11/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: at least it wasn't crack
QFT
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It's a bottle of wine, bro. How bad could it be?
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Synthe
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TrippyTubby said: GOD DAMMIT
God has nothing to do with it
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deladude
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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: Synthe]
#19261364 - 12/11/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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God has everything to do with this
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ComputerTekGuy
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At least their alcoholic child has good taste when it comes to drinking.
Unless it was boonesfarm
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TrippyTubby
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Re: GOD DAMMIT [Re: illa]
#19261640 - 12/11/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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illa said: red or white..
white- what the illest niggas drink
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TrentBoyett
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Quote:
TrippyTubby said: white- what the illest niggas drink
Actually that would be rosé...
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TrippyTubby
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but yeah so they kinda just yelled at me, I dont really think im in any trouble. That was just soo faking annoying. I didnt even get to keep the wine. Im especially glad they didnt find the condom in bag, that would have been way to awkward to deal with
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You've got a leak in your ship. Ask yourself who else knew you had that wine. What kind of wine was it?
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TrippyTubby said: Well I just turned 18 not to long ago, currently on my senior year in high school. I just got home today from running around and doing arrons and my parents for some unknown fucking reason told me to give them my backpack. They looked through it and found a bottle of wine, fuck. I don't know whats gonna happen but im all pissed off. Just wanted to tell someone. Wish me luck
they must have suspected something to ask you for it...tell them your stressed out or something...a moment of weakness...make it up...
then run away and join the circus
no..don't do that...you'll be fine...
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Repertoire89
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NWlight said: I would be like "i know that statistically one or both of you drank at 18 too. So how about i give you the wine without bitching but in exchange you guys don't bust my balls about it"
Ugh, the cognitive dissonance in some people is ridiculous. Getting mad at people for doing the same shit they do.
OP its time to move out, fuck that shit.
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Jack yo Self foo
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truth be told...my parents found my stash...even my other secret stash...
it was all out on the kitchen table...a shmorgasbourg of dope...
3 tins of heroin...2 bags of glass...some kind bud and a few joints...few 10 strips...6 geltabs...1/4 bag of mushrooms...hell if i can remeber what else was in there but i was pissed
left home shortly thereafter
you got caught with a bottle of wine...it could ALWAYS be worse...
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Mescalean
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I guess my mom took a hammer to my chillum one day and put the shards back in the case. Had no idea what to say or think when I found it.
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mjmihalov said:
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TrippyTubby said: white- what the illest niggas drink
Actually that would be rosé...
actually that would be MD-20-20
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TrippyTubby said: but yeah so they kinda just yelled at me, I dont really think im in any trouble. That was just soo faking annoying. I didnt even get to keep the wine. Im especially glad they didnt find the condom in bag, that would have been way to awkward to deal with
when i was 18 my father was splitting 12 packs with me and asking if i gotten any pussy lately
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TrentBoyett
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Seriously, my parents(mainly my mom) were always kind of strict, but by the time I was 18 I was allowed to drink and they didn't care(too much at least) if I used drugs, my mom just doesn't like me to have drugs here.
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koods
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TrippyTubby said: but yeah so they kinda just yelled at me, I dont really think im in any trouble. That was just soo faking annoying. I didnt even get to keep the wine. Im especially glad they didnt find the condom in bag, that would have been way to awkward to deal with
No shit. They would take your dick away.
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