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Offlinethedream
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What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex * 1
    #19249731 - 12/09/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ok folks I figured this thread would be a good idea for members of the opposite sex to pick each other's brains when it comes to sex.

So I'll start,


Girls, when giving head:

Most girls just think going up and down on your dick with their mouth passes for a blowjob, it doesn't and will more than likely lead to a limp dick in your mouth and then you gotta start over. Look up a few porno's and learn a few techniques. Your man will be quite pleased and will be more likely to return the favor, at least I would.

Make sure no teeth scraps the dick, this should go with out saying but it still happens.

Enjoy it, get into it, don't just go through the motions. I know it can be a lot to take in but its worth it, a good blowjob goes a long way.

Don't forget to stroke it too when giving a blowjob.

During sex::

Don't let the guy do all the work, get involved a little bit.

Be sexy and confident, show off your curves, stick you ass up in the air,etc..

VERY IMPORTANT: Don't get all self-conscious about any perceived insecurities that may be fostering inside you. "Am I jiggling too much", "does my stomach look fat," etc.. Let go off all that nonsense and enjoy the moment.

That's all i can think of off the top of my head but I am eager to here from my fellow men and women!


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: thedream] * 4
    #19249934 - 12/09/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, one thing: please disregard any advice along the lines of "guys like such-and-such" because honestly, just like you, we are all different :thumbup:


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Offlinegulper2323
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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: thedream]
    #19249967 - 12/09/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cool idea! :popcorn:


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Offlinebabydoll
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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: gulper2323] * 1
    #19250252 - 12/09/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

how about, treat the clit gently and with respect. in real life you dont rub it as fast and as hard as you possibly can.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: babydoll]
    #19250578 - 12/09/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Like this? Good ole Jay n Silent Bob for the lolz



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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #19250650 - 12/09/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

when the guy is on top throw your hips into it girls!


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InvisibleSleepwalker
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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: thedream]
    #19250843 - 12/09/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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thedream said:
VERY IMPORTANT: Don't get all self-conscious about any perceived insecurities that may be fostering inside you. "Am I jiggling too much", "does my stomach look fat," etc.. Let go off all that nonsense and enjoy the moment.




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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19250869 - 12/09/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Sleepwalker said:
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thedream said:
VERY IMPORTANT: Don't get all self-conscious about any perceived insecurities that may be fostering inside you. "Am I jiggling too much", "does my stomach look fat," etc.. Let go off all that nonsense and enjoy the moment.






when the girl is clearly enjoying herself this is possibly the biggest turn on in my opinion.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: psyconaught]
    #19251380 - 12/09/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

For me personally that moment is awkward when you have to stop all the forplay and fumble around in the drawer for a condom and put it on.  Not to mention they need a little more lubrication than is common naturally.  A dab inside and a generous amount on the outside helps condoms to suck a little bit less.  Girls, grab that bottle and lube that shit up.    You might be extremely wet at the moment, but it likely won't last.  Plus, it might help to make this moment less awkward and the sex better for the guy.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: fbi365]
    #19252109 - 12/09/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fbi365 said:
For me personally that moment is awkward when you have to stop all the forplay and fumble around in the drawer for a condom and put it on.  Not to mention they need a little more lubrication than is common naturally.  A dab inside and a generous amount on the outside helps condoms to suck a little bit less.  Girls, grab that bottle and lube that shit up.    You might be extremely wet at the moment, but it likely won't last.  Plus, it might help to make this moment less awkward and the sex better for the guy.




the only time not awkward is if you are  69'ing n she puts on it on for you.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: fbi365] * 1
    #19252734 - 12/09/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fbi365 said:
For me personally that moment is awkward when you have to stop all the forplay and fumble around in the drawer for a condom and put it on.  Not to mention they need a little more lubrication than is common naturally.  A dab inside and a generous amount on the outside helps condoms to suck a little bit less.  Girls, grab that bottle and lube that shit up.    You might be extremely wet at the moment, but it likely won't last.  Plus, it might help to make this moment less awkward and the sex better for the guy.



Is that an issue specifically with condoms?  I've never had a problem with a girl not being soaking wet.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19252803 - 12/09/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
Quote:

fbi365 said:
For me personally that moment is awkward when you have to stop all the forplay and fumble around in the drawer for a condom and put it on.  Not to mention they need a little more lubrication than is common naturally.  A dab inside and a generous amount on the outside helps condoms to suck a little bit less.  Girls, grab that bottle and lube that shit up.    You might be extremely wet at the moment, but it likely won't last.  Plus, it might help to make this moment less awkward and the sex better for the guy.



Is that an issue specifically with condoms?  I've never had a problem with a girl not being soaking wet.




S'what I was thinkin'.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19252831 - 12/09/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
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fbi365 said:
For me personally that moment is awkward when you have to stop all the forplay and fumble around in the drawer for a condom and put it on.  Not to mention they need a little more lubrication than is common naturally.  A dab inside and a generous amount on the outside helps condoms to suck a little bit less.  Girls, grab that bottle and lube that shit up.    You might be extremely wet at the moment, but it likely won't last.  Plus, it might help to make this moment less awkward and the sex better for the guy.



Is that an issue specifically with condoms?  I've never had a problem with a girl not being soaking wet.




S'what I was thinkin'.



yeah getting the girl dripping wet has never been an issue for me, condom or not :shrug:


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: thedream]
    #19254052 - 12/10/13 06:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:


VERY IMPORTANT: Don't get all self-conscious about any perceived insecurities that may be fostering inside you. "Am I jiggling too much", "does my stomach look fat," etc.. Let go off all that nonsense and enjoy the moment.





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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: thedream]
    #19257376 - 12/10/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

As a long stayer kinda guy, when a girl interrupts the starting up tempo it delays the orgasms by a lot, which can make girls sore sometimes.

It works out real smooth if the girl kinda lets go for the first few mins of penetration, to let the guys  build up towards climax.
Then it gets easier for the guy to just keep "skirting" the orgasm and let it out when the time is right for the woman once she reached the pace she likes and are both starting to 'peak'.

But the initial few minutes of 'calibration' make it a much better experience when having sex with strangers to get a better feel for each other.

I noticed it's only an issue for myself when sleeping with girls I've just met and there hasn't been enough rapport built up lol.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: Watamiseh]
    #19259931 - 12/11/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: psyconaught]
    #19262743 - 12/11/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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psyconaught said:
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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pwnasaurus said:
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fbi365 said:
For me personally that moment is awkward when you have to stop all the forplay and fumble around in the drawer for a condom and put it on.  Not to mention they need a little more lubrication than is common naturally.  A dab inside and a generous amount on the outside helps condoms to suck a little bit less.  Girls, grab that bottle and lube that shit up.    You might be extremely wet at the moment, but it likely won't last.  Plus, it might help to make this moment less awkward and the sex better for the guy.



Is that an issue specifically with condoms?  I've never had a problem with a girl not being soaking wet.




S'what I was thinkin'.



yeah getting the girl dripping wet has never been an issue for me, condom or not :shrug:




It's an issue mostly with condoms. They start out wet, but after some time of going at it the wetness goes away :shrug:  if you say that's never happened to you, you are either lucky or I don't believe you...

Edit: some girls get wetter than others. Thats a fact.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: fbi365]
    #19263341 - 12/11/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've hardly ever used condoms, mostly been in LTR.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: fbi365]
    #19263613 - 12/11/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fbi365 said:
For me personally that moment is awkward when you have to stop all the forplay and fumble around in the drawer for a condom and put it on.  Not to mention they need a little more lubrication than is common naturally.  A dab inside and a generous amount on the outside helps condoms to suck a little bit less.  Girls, grab that bottle and lube that shit up.    You might be extremely wet at the moment, but it likely won't last.  Plus, it might help to make this moment less awkward and the sex better for the guy.



Is that an issue specifically with condoms?  I've never had a problem with a girl not being soaking wet.




S'what I was thinkin'.



yeah getting the girl dripping wet has never been an issue for me, condom or not :shrug:




It's an issue mostly with condoms. They start out wet, but after some time of going at it the wetness goes away :shrug:  if you say that's never happened to you, you are either lucky or I don't believe you...

Edit: some girls get wetter than others. Thats a fact.



my girl does get EXTREMELY wet. Like dripping down her thigh wet. So thats possibly the reason its never been an issue :shrug: But honestly i never have had to use lube when using a condom with her.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: psyconaught]
    #19264082 - 12/12/13 02:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

@women, if you're going to do anal for the first time, make sure you've emptied the septic tank recently.
Same advice probably applies to kinky guys willing to take anal too.


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