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The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! * 1
    #19259649 - 12/11/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yes, it's the masturbation thread.  The one demented thread on the board that has you at its heart.  Tell us about it!


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd] * 1
    #19259661 - 12/11/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:justastonishing: This thread gives trolls everywhere the greenlight to bust a nut


Edited by Magicman69 (12/11/13 11:21 AM)


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Magicman69]
    #19259674 - 12/11/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think they need it.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19259687 - 12/11/13 11:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It's almost tempting...


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
    #19259702 - 12/11/13 11:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Can you resist the urge or is it THAT TIME?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19259733 - 12/11/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

In fact I just screwed myself just for the thrill of the thought.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
    #19259742 - 12/11/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

last night had a good rub

felt dirty when a post came up

was thinking of someones mom who divorced


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19259792 - 12/11/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

anyone got any good latina porn I kan look at lol, im fight the blue balls but oh well, throw big cask some urls only streaming shit.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: casket]
    #19259803 - 12/11/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

fucking uhh

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd] * 2
    #19259835 - 12/11/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Im jerking off right now havent even blown my load oh wait wait hold on hold on ahhhhhh......

Ruubbed out  :blazed:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS] * 1
    #19259959 - 12/11/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I rubbed one out about half an hour ago--I fantasized about a tall blonde woman I met at my college who has a huge ass. :whacker:

Jerking off has been so much more fun since I quit porn.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #19260022 - 12/11/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i think about people i know IRL when i jack off but only if its so early in the morning i dont want to get out of bed and grab my computer


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19260041 - 12/11/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :mindblown:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19261263 - 12/11/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I only pump my cum like twice a week these days

When i used to smoke weed it was like once a day though


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Sheekle]
    #19261287 - 12/11/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You guys are fucking weird, lol.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19261426 - 12/11/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

we're only human brah


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 4
    #19261469 - 12/11/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP is a dirty old man getting these teenagers to whack off at his suggestion. That's hawt.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #19261476 - 12/11/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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You guys are fucking weird, lol.




And you are always around to witness it. :strokebeard:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19261549 - 12/11/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

oh lawd  :thousandisland:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #19261749 - 12/11/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have to smash my Balls between a large encyclopedias pages while sitting on said book to even give me the excitement needed to make my cockles even semi, after that it's fuckin Indian burn time for my shaft. I usually do this till I see blisters form or until the flesh secrets plasma, then after all that I use lemon juice infused baby oil that I make at home. rub it gently all over my hands grasp firmly right behind the head with my thumb an pointer finger making a fist almost while cranking my wrist like I'm riding a motorcycle and digging my coke nail in my pee hole  While thinking about tongue punching a homeless crank whore prostitutes fart box and letting her chlamydia and gonorrhea infested pussy juice slowly trickle into my nostrils. After all that... I'll let you know how it went.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Luberto]
    #19261996 - 12/11/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What. The. Fuck.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Luberto] * 3
    #19262513 - 12/11/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I have to smash my Balls between a large encyclopedias pages while sitting on said book to even give me the excitement needed to make my cockles even semi, after that it's fuckin Indian burn time for my shaft. I usually do this till I see blisters form or until the flesh secrets plasma, then after all that I use lemon juice infused baby oil that I make at home. rub it gently all over my hands grasp firmly right behind the head with my thumb an pointer finger making a fist almost while cranking my wrist like I'm riding a motorcycle and digging my coke nail in my pee hole  While thinking about tongue punching a homeless crank whore prostitutes fart box and letting her chlamydia and gonorrhea infested pussy juice slowly trickle into my nostrils. After all that... I'll let you know how it went.




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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: schwarg]
    #19263863 - 12/12/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

When guys vow together to not beat their meat it's like a brotherhood thing

now we say when we beat our meat and we're deviants


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19264122 - 12/12/13 02:28 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just got done wacking off...

MOTHERLESS FTW!


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19264147 - 12/12/13 02:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

nah man eporner.com

1080p full length stuff


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19264155 - 12/12/13 02:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Mods please move this to DIY forum where it belongs.  Thx.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19264169 - 12/12/13 03:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think I'm the only girl here :shiftyeyes:
Anywaysss I was in the bathtub & I was thinking about how me & my boyfriend have a lot of shower sex together when I go to his house. And he is just so fucking hot. :heart: I wish it was his hands rubbing my clit tonight. Cause he always plays with my nipples with his tongue, while he slides his hands down my pants :heart::heart: I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19264193 - 12/12/13 03:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

^nice..

Ive eaten to much opium been trying to get off for hours but no joy. It is cool been able to stay rock hard an not feel shit sometimes though not when your having a pull though.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan] * 3
    #19264254 - 12/12/13 04:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:



:waitwhatthehell:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan] * 2
    #19264260 - 12/12/13 04:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Cause he always plays with my nipples with his tongue, while he slides his hands down my pants:



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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Amanita86]
    #19265733 - 12/12/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:



:waitwhatthehell:



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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19265872 - 12/12/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wasn't going too...but did. :feelsgoodman: perfectgirlsdotcom ftw!!


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19266045 - 12/12/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Synthe]
    #19266179 - 12/12/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

There can only be 1ne


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19269761 - 12/13/13 08:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Going to my boyfriend's house today!!  :missionary: :tardpig: :sun: :heart: :sunspots::goodburger::aweohyou::blowjob::pantytail::likeaboss: :pedrophile::crazy2: looks like I don't have to play my own violin tonightttttt!! :wink:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan] * 3
    #19269890 - 12/13/13 09:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: trekie]
    #19269899 - 12/13/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Was it that good?  On a scale of 1 to 10 how would that nut rate?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19269908 - 12/13/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

8 its been a few weeks. Need a towel and a squishie


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: trekie]
    #19270095 - 12/13/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I had a good one last night but didnt even see this thread last night :shrug:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19270109 - 12/13/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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I think I'm the only girl here :shiftyeyes:
Anywaysss I was in the bathtub & I was thinking about how me & my boyfriend have a lot of shower sex together when I go to his house. And he is just so fucking hot. :heart: I wish it was his hands rubbing my clit tonight. Cause he always plays with my nipples with his tongue, while he slides his hands down my pants :heart::heart: I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:




Explaining the entire sexual experience you were thinking of? :what: Well you could have just said you were fiddling but ok anyway thanks for posting its nice to see female honesty


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Luberto]
    #19270138 - 12/13/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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I have to smash my Balls between a large encyclopedias pages while sitting on said book to even give me the excitement needed to make my cockles even semi, after that it's fuckin Indian burn time for my shaft. I usually do this till I see blisters form or until the flesh secrets plasma, then after all that I use lemon juice infused baby oil that I make at home. rub it gently all over my hands grasp firmly right behind the head with my thumb an pointer finger making a fist almost while cranking my wrist like I'm riding a motorcycle and digging my coke nail in my pee hole  While thinking about tongue punching a homeless crank whore prostitutes fart box and letting her chlamydia and gonorrhea infested pussy juice slowly trickle into my nostrils. After all that... I'll let you know how it went.




:rofl2: :laugh2: :lol:

If I wasnt in a laughing mood I would have just filtered "pussy juice"

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: imachavel]
    #19270195 - 12/13/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

old friends ex on facebook showing off dat ass

rubbed one out:thumbup:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19270217 - 12/13/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Rubbed, now I'm smoking a grit. Life is good.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Futuresight]
    #19270271 - 12/13/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

We need a rating on that last adventure.  Technical prowess marks, intensity marks, use of inanimate objects marks.  You know the drill.  Don't keep the East German judge waiting.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd] * 2
    #19270280 - 12/13/13 11:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I got banned for a thread like this when Tymo thought I was seriously about to post a "masturbation trip report" :rofl:. I was joking about it but it's gotta be the most hilarious idea I've ever hard.

Props OP. In B4 romper room!


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: imachavel]
    #19270568 - 12/13/13 12:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
I think I'm the only girl here :shiftyeyes:
Anywaysss I was in the bathtub & I was thinking about how me & my boyfriend have a lot of shower sex together when I go to his house. And he is just so fucking hot. :heart: I wish it was his hands rubbing my clit tonight. Cause he always plays with my nipples with his tongue, while he slides his hands down my pants :heart::heart: I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:




Explaining the entire sexual experience you were thinking of? :what: Well you could have just said you were fiddling but ok anyway thanks for posting its nice to see female honesty





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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19270638 - 12/13/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

We like descriptive!  Bring it on.  Tell us your fantasy.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19271187 - 12/13/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have a feeling MPD will be reporting another Rubbing Out of One shortly :lol:


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    #19271194 - 12/13/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My post count is about to sky rocket.
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    #19271203 - 12/13/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I wish.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19271365 - 12/13/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

High Five!


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    #19271541 - 12/13/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Not a good thread to be high fiving in.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: jewunit]
    #19273418 - 12/14/13 04:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

And don't forget to use a vacuum cleaner and lysol on your keyboard, mouse, cables, headphones aso to prevent contamination of your rather important parts.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: jewunit]
    #19273566 - 12/14/13 06:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Not a good thread to be high fiving in.



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    #19273591 - 12/14/13 06:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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OP is a dirty old man getting these teenagers to whack off at his suggestion. That's hawt.



Ahaha Koods you did it again. I spit my coffee out onto my keyboard. Damn you


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19273828 - 12/14/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Had a good one last night. I should have checked in but I just passed out. My girl cousin came to visit and was sleeping in the next room, she kept randomly walking in to ask me questions so I kind of hoped she would catch me, which would be cool because I was thinking of her anyway :datass:























































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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: imachavel]
    #19273999 - 12/14/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh well.  Opportunity lost, experience gained.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19274335 - 12/14/13 11:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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We like descriptive!  Bring it on.  Tell us your fantasy.




tell me yours & i'll tell you mine.


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    #19274357 - 12/14/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Just got done wacking off...

MOTHERLESS FTW!




Looks like someone is as dirty as i


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19274367 - 12/14/13 11:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I usually focus on the sexcapades involving my wife from years gone by.  If that doesn't do the trick there is always some penetration shot in The Naked Woman Thread that more than suffice in most cases.  Then there are the Sexy Ladies of the Shroomery where I engage in fantasy sexual intercourse or oral sex with one (or more) of the ladies who so tastefully populate the thread.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19274719 - 12/14/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I just had a 1.17min long jackoff session /dry/ and got an out of body experience as a result....yeah, believe it or not...there was no porn just reading this shrmry thread....am I sick?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: shpngld]
    #19274728 - 12/14/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

1.17 minutes or
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19274788 - 12/14/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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OP is a dirty old man getting these teenagers to whack off at his suggestion. That's hawt.




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    #19274812 - 12/14/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Just got done wacking off...

MOTHERLESS FTW!




Looks like someone is as dirty as i


:naughty:




I'm apprehensive about checking out motherless. I'm not sure I want to know what debauchery people are engaging in these days.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19274878 - 12/14/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I like porn in HD


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19274892 - 12/14/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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    #19274930 - 12/14/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:  I quit porn.



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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Zombi3]
    #19274954 - 12/14/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

my boyfriend and I make our own porn... & no you guys can't see lol I know somebody is gonna ask...


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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:  I quit porn.



I hear the withdrawal is bad...Was it as hard as cigarettes?




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    #19275049 - 12/14/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I like porn in HD




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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19277498 - 12/15/13 02:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think I'm masturbating the most here...  :feelingfeisty:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19277520 - 12/15/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I think I'm masturbating the most here...  :feelingfeisty:



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I like porn in HD




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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: imachavel]
    #19277566 - 12/15/13 02:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lost the pants first of all! :cool:  Slapping my dong around the air getting wild man, I body slammed myself through the washing machine as I came!  :thumbup::crazy2:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: CarlWonderful]
    #19277581 - 12/15/13 03:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19277596 - 12/15/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.



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    #19277604 - 12/15/13 03:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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HappyHooligan said:
I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.



Quote:

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Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.



poast vids.




Quote:

HappyHooligan said: I'm going to sleep now


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19277608 - 12/15/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

There's always tomorrow though...

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19277618 - 12/15/13 03:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No...just 1min and 17seconds....I'm not binging on speed anymore so its between minute range


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: shpngld]
    #19277625 - 12/15/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hadn't watched porn in forever, and this thread inspired me to... Needless to say I came ALOT.

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: aZombie]
    #19277643 - 12/15/13 03:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I masturbate at the gym in the showers. like every time.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: aZombie]
    #19277652 - 12/15/13 03:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hey guys, thought you should know I yanked myself from the rubble and started at it again.  Only this time Im soaking my dong in some hot chocolate for kicks first.  Gonna drink it up through this extra long straw maybe, see what happens :shrug:


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    #19277656 - 12/15/13 03:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yum, let me know how it goes


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    #19277670 - 12/15/13 03:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

well its going down smooth so far... tastes like, uhhh, old hot chocolate. :tongue:  If this semi gets any bigger Im gonna have trouble keepin it in my mug


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: CarlWonderful]
    #19277908 - 12/15/13 06:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

jerked off again
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    #19277921 - 12/15/13 06:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

damn wtf this is bad
coulda sworn it's been like a week

this thread started 4 days ago:facepalm:


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    #19277928 - 12/15/13 06:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Haha don't feel bad.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19279459 - 12/15/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I just woke up, then masturbated like 2 minutes after I got up.


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    #19283063 - 12/16/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Saving these for a rainy day.


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    #19283110 - 12/16/13 10:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Saving these for a rainy day.




100% creepy that you posted that in the masturbation thread.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19283137 - 12/16/13 10:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

bitch is you crazy?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19283146 - 12/16/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

that sure as hell isn't cocaine.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19283166 - 12/16/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

dunk and roll bitch!


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19283167 - 12/16/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Did you find that out before are after you tried to smoke it  :crackhead:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: trekie]
    #19283199 - 12/16/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

the fuck are you saving your jizz for tho, srsly


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19283687 - 12/16/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19283779 - 12/16/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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    #19283784 - 12/16/13 12:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I leave the shroomery for several months and come back only to find this thread at the tip top of the pub

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19284318 - 12/16/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Saving these for a rainy day.




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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19284326 - 12/16/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i wacked it a few days ago and neglected to post but i'll just do it now haha


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: g00ru]
    #19285337 - 12/16/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Somebody post the link to some good quality porn.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19285360 - 12/16/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Saving these for a rainy day.





Good lord, that could be the nastiest thing I've ever seen. Jizz loses all its appeal when it gets bottled.

Now back to the topic at hand... I fell asleep jerking off the other day. :facepalm:

I woke up the next morning, and thought "why am I naked?"


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19285372 - 12/16/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:pedrophile:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19285398 - 12/16/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I really want to know why Illyabo is saving his jizz, though.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19285401 - 12/16/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fucking gross.
We probably shouldn't know but damn do I want to know.
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    #19285417 - 12/16/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Homemade GAK is why I save my boogers.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19285421 - 12/16/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I didn't say Illaybo is doing it right


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    #19285432 - 12/16/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'll just be sure to never say "I don't know" in his presence. (Unless it's fresh. I'm totally down for that)


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    #19285442 - 12/16/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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    #19285456 - 12/16/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

checking in yall


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19285513 - 12/16/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Okay, what constitutes good quality porn?


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    #19285519 - 12/16/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thats so subjective, but HD is a must.


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    #19285579 - 12/16/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Good camera angles are a must.  Somebody has to be deep throat.  Beyond that I can't imagine many other filters.


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    #19285581 - 12/16/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Okay, what constitutes good quality porn?




Well, I'm done now. lol I needed it like an hour ago.


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    #19285590 - 12/16/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I know u wanna go another round.:smile:


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    #19285616 - 12/16/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I like a lot of sloppy/wet porn. As a girl, if I'm watching porn and the girl isn't super slippery & soaking wet down there during sex, it looks uncomfortable. I also like when girls are giving head & they take the dick out of their mouths and like a pool of slob falls out & drips everywhere. :yesnod:


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    #19285622 - 12/16/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:datass:
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19285710 - 12/16/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I like a lot of sloppy/wet porn. As a girl, if I'm watching porn and the girl isn't super slippery & soaking wet down there during sex, it looks uncomfortable. I also like when girls are giving head & they take the dick out of their mouths and like a pool of slob falls out & drips everywhere. :yesnod:




i haven't watched porn like that in years lol


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: g00ru]
    #19285776 - 12/16/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I was walking around with my nylon shorts half down and my boxers inside out today:lol:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19287844 - 12/17/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That was satisfying!  I give tha one a 7 out of 10.  Thank goodness for quality porn.  :lol:


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    #19289654 - 12/17/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I just shot my stomach and shoulder :feelsweirdman:

Had fun tho :sun:


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    #19289901 - 12/17/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nobody cares ..youre weird


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    #19289909 - 12/17/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Nobody cares ..youre weird



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    #19289928 - 12/17/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I just shot my stomach and shoulder :feelsweirdman:

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    #19289953 - 12/17/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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    #19289963 - 12/17/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Don't give him any ideas.


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    #19289968 - 12/17/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I trying to guide the youth in the right direction Koods.
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    #19289976 - 12/17/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I still want to know what Illyabo is doing with his sperm bottles.


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    #19289979 - 12/17/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah same with me, I've been pondering the implications.
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I still want to know what Illyabo is doing with his sperm bottles.



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    #19290038 - 12/17/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

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I still want to know what Illyabo is doing with his sperm bottles.



Yep...quoted.... youre a weirdo now, its official.



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Sounds about right.


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    #19295617 - 12/18/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That last sesh was so nice my testicle decided to play hide and seek upon orgasm.


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    #19295631 - 12/18/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:zomgzomgzomg:


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    #19295659 - 12/18/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hey guys, haven't been in here for a few hours.. lol jk, I'm sure its been a few days


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    #19296048 - 12/19/13 12:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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That last sesh was so nice my testicle decided to play hide and seek upon orgasm.


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    #19296535 - 12/19/13 04:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lol. And This thread isn't fucking weird? I actually thought buddies post fits right in, dumbass.


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    #19296539 - 12/19/13 04:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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    #19296553 - 12/19/13 04:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just got done fapping a little bit ago, then I ate, now I'm laying down getting ready to pass out.


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how can you pass out to this:?


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    #19296562 - 12/19/13 04:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

edited, that's weak.


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what did you edit?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: thilfee]
    #19296568 - 12/19/13 04:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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what did you edit?



Nothing, the song is edited...


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19298031 - 12/19/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i woke up this morning with a boner that could've cut down a tree


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19298072 - 12/19/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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i woke up this morning with a boner that could've cut down a tree


not any more




Usually that means I have to take one of those pisses where you have to stand five feet from the toilet.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19298094 - 12/19/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Just got done fapping a little bit ago, then I ate, now I'm laying down getting ready to pass out.



No, thats weak.  This whole thread = you know how i know youre gay?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #19299717 - 12/19/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

ahhhhhhh


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19299815 - 12/19/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Is that a report? Or commentary?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19299939 - 12/19/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

A bit of both


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19300155 - 12/19/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I think I'm the only girl here :shiftyeyes:
Anywaysss I was in the bathtub & I was thinking about how me & my boyfriend have a lot of shower sex together when I go to his house. And he is just so fucking hot. :heart: I wish it was his hands rubbing my clit tonight. Cause he always plays with my nipples with his tongue, while he slides his hands down my pants :heart::heart: I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:




I wasn't going to jerk it until I finished this thread, but Im not going to make it that far


Play with that HooHoo

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19300198 - 12/19/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: SuperSillyUs]
    #19300214 - 12/19/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Where's the bathtub?

And fantasizing about Happy Hoohoo was plently enough. She was AMAZING in that hot, bubbly tub. I wish I was that shampoo bottle.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19300452 - 12/19/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Where's the bathtub?

And fantasizing about Happy Hoohoo was plently enough. She was AMAZING in that hot, bubbly tub. I wish I was that shampoo bottle.




You were fantasizing about my comment about me being in a bathtub? I feel honored :lol:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19300565 - 12/19/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What can I say, you paint pretty picture with your words.

And Im going to paint a gooey picture on my screen reading your hot words.

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: SuperSillyUs]
    #19300587 - 12/19/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=610607624

You're welcome...  :stonedjerk:





Crap. This is gonna haunt me forever now...


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: SuperSillyUs]
    #19300603 - 12/19/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I need some tang. This rubbing shit out aint working anymore.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: SuperSillyUs]
    #19300650 - 12/19/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=610607624

You're welcome...  :stonedjerk:




Thanks :bigyesnod:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19301525 - 12/20/13 06:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Three hours.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19301905 - 12/20/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Three hours of what?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19301944 - 12/20/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Three hours of what?




:uhoh: :smirk: :laugh: :fappage::crazy2: :fappage: :blush: :fappage::shocked: :stoned: :yesnod:

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19301953 - 12/20/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My, you must be sore and rather proud of yourself.  An hour longer and you would have to go to the emergency room where all sorts of things might be seen or asked.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19301979 - 12/20/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This thread made me wanna wank one.  Congrats, OP.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #19303067 - 12/20/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I just did.  Holy crap!  It was a gasper to be sure.  Had me light-headed for a moment.  Definitely 8 out of 10.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19303343 - 12/20/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I rub till I get rugburn
Indian rub burn


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Endure]
    #19303360 - 12/20/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Where do we send the loads, OP?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19303494 - 12/20/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i haven't bated in a while


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19303523 - 12/20/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Where do we send the loads, OP?



Just put it in a petri dish with frog eggs and see what happens.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19306892 - 12/21/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Dude, last night my roommate was in my room sleeping and it was like 2:00 am when I suddenly had the urge to masturbate :facepalm:....& I can't just deny those urges????

It was dark & the fan in the room is really loud, so I took off my shorts & underwear & tried to slowly do my clitoris-fiddling business  without waking her up or making a sound and I accidently moaned a little & I tried to play it off by fake-coughing. :lol: It was starting to get intense after a while & my legs started to shake a little, and I bit the shit of my bottom lip when I was trying not to make another sound.....


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19307129 - 12/21/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I just blew a huge steamy load all over the keyboard


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19309026 - 12/21/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Dude, last night my roommate was in my room sleeping and it was like 2:00 am when I suddenly had the urge to masturbate :facepalm:....& I can't just deny those urges????

It was dark & the fan in the room is really loud, so I took off my shorts & underwear & tried to slowly do my clitoris-fiddling business  without waking her up or making a sound and I accidently moaned a little & I tried to play it off by fake-coughing. :lol: It was starting to get intense after a while & my legs started to shake a little, and I bit the shit of my bottom lip when I was trying not to make another sound.....




That's just sexy


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19310512 - 12/22/13 04:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Are you for real? :shockandawe:

This is the hottest story ever. I hope its 100% true. Who needs porn when you have Happy's vibrant lesbian-esque mastur-stories.

Wheres my lube damnit!
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19310602 - 12/22/13 05:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If I was straight I'd have fapped the fuck out of that story just FYI...


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19311243 - 12/22/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Are you for real? :shockandawe:

This is the hottest story ever. I hope its 100% true. Who needs porn when you have Happy's vibrant lesbian-esque mastur-stories.

Wheres my lube damnit!
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lol, it's 100% true!


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19311441 - 12/22/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19311524 - 12/22/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You wish you had man boobs like that. I bet he has a tiny penor.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19316649 - 12/23/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I was gasping so I have to give that session an 8 out of 10.  Even the East German judge would have been impressed with that workout.  :lol:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19316926 - 12/23/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well, now my mouse and keyboard is sticky. You happy OP???


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Patlal]
    #19326285 - 12/25/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well someone masturbate over me today sooo

I'm posting for him that person:P


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Endure]
    #19326588 - 12/25/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I finally did it!

I rubbed one out, then came (some pun intended) directly to the Shroomery to post here. I did it  :yesnod:

That online porno is really blending the boundaries really well.

Now I can finally surf on Shroomery without getting distracted

Ahhhhhhhhh :awesome:
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19328344 - 12/26/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh boy.  That was satisfying. :smile:  Even the East German judge was impressed with my timing and technique. :lol:


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