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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19274719 - 12/14/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I just had a 1.17min long jackoff session /dry/ and got an out of body experience as a result....yeah, believe it or not...there was no porn just reading this shrmry thread....am I sick?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: shpngld]
    #19274728 - 12/14/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

1.17 minutes or
1 hour and 17 minutes?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19274788 - 12/14/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
OP is a dirty old man getting these teenagers to whack off at his suggestion. That's hawt.




:lolsy:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Legend]
    #19274812 - 12/14/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Legend said:
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mjmihalov said:
Just got done wacking off...

MOTHERLESS FTW!




Looks like someone is as dirty as i


:naughty:




I'm apprehensive about checking out motherless. I'm not sure I want to know what debauchery people are engaging in these days.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19274878 - 12/14/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I like porn in HD


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19274892 - 12/14/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

T-Rex said:
I like porn in HD




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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #19274930 - 12/14/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:  I quit porn.



I hear the withdrawal is bad...Was it as hard as cigarettes?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Zombi3]
    #19274954 - 12/14/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

my boyfriend and I make our own porn... & no you guys can't see lol I know somebody is gonna ask...


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Zombi3]
    #19275039 - 12/14/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Zombi3 said:
Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:  I quit porn.



I hear the withdrawal is bad...Was it as hard as cigarettes?




I think he meant he no longer makes sex movies.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19275049 - 12/14/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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T-Rex said:
I like porn in HD




I like interactive 3-D porn.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19277498 - 12/15/13 02:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think I'm masturbating the most here...  :feelingfeisty:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19277520 - 12/15/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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HappyHooligan said:
I think I'm masturbating the most here...  :feelingfeisty:



:itwasgoodforme:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19277549 - 12/15/13 02:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

T-Rex said:
I like porn in HD




I like interactive 3-D porn.




i hope there is porn compatible with the oculus rift


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: imachavel]
    #19277566 - 12/15/13 02:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lost the pants first of all! :cool:  Slapping my dong around the air getting wild man, I body slammed myself through the washing machine as I came!  :thumbup::crazy2:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: CarlWonderful]
    #19277581 - 12/15/13 03:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19277596 - 12/15/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.



poast vids.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19277604 - 12/15/13 03:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.



Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.



poast vids.




Quote:

HappyHooligan said: I'm going to sleep now


lol


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19277608 - 12/15/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

There's always tomorrow though...

*crosses fingers*


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19277618 - 12/15/13 03:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No...just 1min and 17seconds....I'm not binging on speed anymore so its between minute range


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: shpngld]
    #19277625 - 12/15/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hadn't watched porn in forever, and this thread inspired me to... Needless to say I came ALOT.

Now I really want to have an orgy. :3some:  :dogpile:


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