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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
#19274719 - 12/14/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just had a 1.17min long jackoff session /dry/ and got an out of body experience as a result....yeah, believe it or not...there was no porn just reading this shrmry thread....am I sick?
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: shpngld]
#19274728 - 12/14/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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1.17 minutes or 1 hour and 17 minutes?
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
#19274788 - 12/14/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: OP is a dirty old man getting these teenagers to whack off at his suggestion. That's hawt.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Legend]
#19274812 - 12/14/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Legend said:
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mjmihalov said: Just got done wacking off...
MOTHERLESS FTW!
Looks like someone is as dirty as i

I'm apprehensive about checking out motherless. I'm not sure I want to know what debauchery people are engaging in these days.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
#19274878 - 12/14/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like porn in HD
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
#19274892 - 12/14/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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T-Rex said: I like porn in HD
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#19274930 - 12/14/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: I quit porn.
I hear the withdrawal is bad...Was it as hard as cigarettes?
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Zombi3]
#19274954 - 12/14/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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my boyfriend and I make our own porn... & no you guys can't see lol I know somebody is gonna ask...
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Zombi3]
#19275039 - 12/14/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Zombi3 said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: I quit porn.
I hear the withdrawal is bad...Was it as hard as cigarettes?
I think he meant he no longer makes sex movies.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
#19275049 - 12/14/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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T-Rex said: I like porn in HD
I like interactive 3-D porn.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
#19277498 - 12/15/13 02:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think I'm masturbating the most here...
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19277520 - 12/15/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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HappyHooligan said: I think I'm masturbating the most here... 
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
#19277549 - 12/15/13 02:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said:
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T-Rex said: I like porn in HD
I like interactive 3-D porn.
i hope there is porn compatible with the oculus rift
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: imachavel]
#19277566 - 12/15/13 02:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lost the pants first of all! Slapping my dong around the air getting wild man, I body slammed myself through the washing machine as I came! 
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: CarlWonderful]
#19277581 - 12/15/13 03:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19277596 - 12/15/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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HappyHooligan said: I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.
poast vids.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19277604 - 12/15/13 03:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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HappyHooligan said: I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.
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mjmihalov said:
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HappyHooligan said: I was horny like an hour ago, so I played with myself. 15 mins ago I was horny again. Tried to make myself squirt... I'm going to sleep now, my fingers are legit tired.
poast vids.
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HappyHooligan said: I'm going to sleep now
lol
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19277608 - 12/15/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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There's always tomorrow though...
*crosses fingers*
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
#19277618 - 12/15/13 03:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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No...just 1min and 17seconds....I'm not binging on speed anymore so its between minute range
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: shpngld]
#19277625 - 12/15/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hadn't watched porn in forever, and this thread inspired me to... Needless to say I came ALOT.
Now I really want to have an orgy.
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