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The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house
    #19259093 - 12/11/13 08:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



Mantises are one of my favorite animals.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19259149 - 12/11/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

that's a nice fat mantis.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: Jimmy Sage]
    #19259157 - 12/11/13 08:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Jimmy Sage said:
that's a nice fat mantis.




well-fed that's for sure


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19259164 - 12/11/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I want to see it eat hunt down and eat a roach


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19259180 - 12/11/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: Micawber]
    #19259183 - 12/11/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Daaaaaaammmmm.  I didn't know they preyed upon hummingbirds.  That's fricking awesome!
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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: mpd]
    #19259203 - 12/11/13 09:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Daaaaaaammmmm.  I didn't know they preyed upon hummingbirds.  That's fricking awesome!
:excited:




I've fed mine the small geckos which live around here during shortages of cockroaches in the dry season. I think geckos are her favorite lol


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19259268 - 12/11/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

you let them roam your house?


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19259280 - 12/11/13 09:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

do-dadoo-dadoo

*CRRUNCH*

:pokerawe:

"oooh nooo! Mantii!!!"

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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19259285 - 12/11/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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akira_akuma said:
do-dadoo-dadoo

*CRRUNCH*

:pokerawe:

"oooh nooo! Mantii!!!"

:crying:




There is something deeper to this post :strokebeard:... It's okay akira, I won't judge.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19262837 - 12/11/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
you let them roam your house?




No lol she lives in a container.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt] * 1
    #19262847 - 12/11/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Call me crazy, could you get one of those and let it chill on your growing cannabis? Would they hunt small pests like mites n shit? It'd be sick to walk into a grow, smoke out your lil bud while chillin with the ladies :grin:


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: illa]
    #19262856 - 12/11/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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smoke out your lil bud




you'd make it die from no breathing


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19262863 - 12/11/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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DatIslandLife said:
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illa said:

smoke out your lil bud




you'd make it die from no breathing





not breathing in a highly ventilated grow room?


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19262901 - 12/11/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I found one at a bar I worked at in South Dakota once. I had never seen one up close before.



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: illa]
    #19262915 - 12/11/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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illa said:
Call me crazy, could you get one of those and let it chill on your growing cannabis? Would they hunt small pests like mites n shit? It'd be sick to walk into a grow, smoke out your lil bud while chillin with the ladies :grin:




Hahaha I'm not sure if insects' cannabinoid receptors work in the same way as ours.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: zee007]
    #19262979 - 12/11/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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zee007 said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
do-dadoo-dadoo

*CRRUNCH*

:pokerawe:

"oooh nooo! Mantii!!!"

:crying:




There is something deeper to this post :strokebeard:... It's okay akira, I won't judge.



yeah there is something deeper, yo...




life.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19262994 - 12/11/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

AWWWWWW!! I WANT ONE!!!

Please mate yours somehow and send me a baby.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19263010 - 12/11/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Funny thing, mantises (manti?) are a close relative of the roach family


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #19263013 - 12/11/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
AWWWWWW!! I WANT ONE!!!

Please mate yours somehow and send me a baby.




well I can send you a ootheca... which contains thousands HAHAHAHAHAHA


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19263015 - 12/11/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

*poke poke* C'MON... CMMOON MAAATE... mate goddamn it... *poke* :poke: MATE!! fuck...

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matttt said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
AWWWWWW!! I WANT ONE!!!

Please mate yours somehow and send me a baby.




well I can send you a ootheca... which contains thousands HAHAHAHAHAHA



*Psycho violin stabs*

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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: schwarg]
    #19263033 - 12/11/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My brother had  a pet black widow that passed recently.
RIP Shiva, your memory will live on in the syringe that contains the poison we extracted from your shriveled carcass. You will come in great use one day when said poison wreaks havoc and rains all hell on our worst of enemies.

I think I would like to get him a new insect pet, I definitely dont have the balls to go looking in wood piles for a black widow haha.

:spiderrevenge:


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19263062 - 12/11/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck black widows, look for brown recluses


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: schwarg]
    #19263069 - 12/11/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

fuck spiders in general! (all the spider lovers come to tell me how their creepy crawly friends are so cool, fuck that shit!! evil!!)


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: schwarg]
    #19263080 - 12/11/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah it would be a great gift to give him.
First a black widow, now a recluse.

Those bites are so fucking narly.


It was so sketch feeding that widow and it got so fucking big, like the size of a quarter.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19263088 - 12/11/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think you people realize how badass a praying mantis crop guardian could be.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19263132 - 12/11/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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akira_akuma said:
fuck spiders in general! (all the spider lovers come to tell me how their creepy crawly friends are so cool, fuck that shit!! evil!!)




Without spiders my friend..... insects could have evolved into much scarier things which luckily don't exist today.

oh wait... it already does exist:






AND THE WORST PART: This is fucking REAL.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19263144 - 12/11/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

fuckfuckfuck what the fuck. how does it get thru your skull??


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: illa]
    #19263163 - 12/11/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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illa said:
fuckfuckfuck what the fuck. how does it get thru your skull??




It eats thru it. Luckily I don't live in africa and if I did, I have long hair so the botfly larvae would be pretty confused.

For all you bald guys, you would have to hope that if a fly lays an egg on you it's anywhere but your head.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19263203 - 12/11/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Either that or just never go to africa


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19263207 - 12/11/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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matttt said:


Mantises are one of my favorite animals.




I have about half a dozen of those kind of rugs, all different colours.

They're pretty neat. I like yours.


This thread reminds me of that episode of Frasier when a cricket got loose in the apartment and he sat in the kitchen all day with a gecko harnessed on a string of dental floss to catch the cricket.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19263212 - 12/11/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

could i hypothetically buy a few dozen eggs and create a preying mantis revolution in my town? where's the best place to buy them?


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19263218 - 12/11/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

matttt said:


Mantises are one of my favorite animals.




I have about half a dozen of those kind of rugs, all different colours.

They're pretty neat. I like yours.


This thread reminds me of that episode of Frasier when a cricket got loose in the apartment and he sat in the kitchen all day with a gecko harnessed on a string of dental floss to catch the cricket.




Haha I bought mine at K-Mart


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: Jesus Christ]
    #19263224 - 12/11/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Jesus Christ said:
could i hypothetically buy a few dozen eggs and create a preying mantis revolution in my town? where's the best place to buy them?




Depending on where you live it's likely that there is already a praying mantis revolution in your town every summer.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19263233 - 12/11/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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matttt said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
fuck spiders in general! (all the spider lovers come to tell me how their creepy crawly friends are so cool, fuck that shit!! evil!!)




Without spiders my friend..... insects could have evolved into much scarier things which luckily don't exist today.




damn, that's actually true too.

(FUCK BOT FLIES  :pantsfase: )


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #19263454 - 12/11/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19263548 - 12/11/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You bought your Mantis from Kmart?


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19263554 - 12/11/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19263673 - 12/11/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
You bought your Mantis from Kmart?




Yep K-Mart is having a mantis special right now. Buy 2,000 get 1,000 free.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19265309 - 12/12/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I should have brought the mantises that chilled in my outdoor garden this season into my indoor garden. There was one with broken wings that I feel bad about leaving outside. Ladybugs and spiders seem to work for keeping the pests out at least.


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
    #19272978 - 12/13/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

matttt said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
You bought your Mantis from Kmart?




Yep K-Mart is having a mantis special right now. Buy 2,000 get 1,000 free.




You either have a very dry sense of humor, or that is the craziest shit I ever heard.


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