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stimpson
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Shins]
#19256030 - 12/10/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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ew, she prolly had to take a fat shit and wanted to see/tell all her friends that you stuck your tongue up her asshole when she was full of a hot turd and farting all over you.
girls, too, are disgusting sometimes.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Legend] 1
#19256033 - 12/10/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lube it up
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koods
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Re: Vagina question [Re: T-Rex]
#19256042 - 12/10/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ha. I came to this thread to ask questions about vaginas, not answer them.
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T-Rex said: Lube it up

That guy will be smiling in five minutes.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: koods]
#19256066 - 12/10/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i don't get why people act like a finger in the ass is so horrifying.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Legend] 3
#19256077 - 12/10/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Legend said: i don't get why people act like a finger in the ass is so horrifying.
Oh, I get why they ACT like it is - oh, no. Don't. Please. Stop. No. Don't. Stop. Don't stop.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: koods] 1
#19256093 - 12/10/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Because men think anything in their ass somehow makes them a homosexual. Society really needs to get over this hump. I mean who doesn't like a little finger bang while your girl blows you. My ex has done it before
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Re: Vagina question [Re: T-Rex]
#19256339 - 12/10/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Last verse of the song reminded me of fingers in asses and koods example lol
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Maybe this has been asked already, I only read the first couple posts, but: Why didn't you spit on it? I've fucked girls opinion the ass with only spit for lube.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Shins]
#19256611 - 12/10/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shins said:
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thizzlemaniac said:
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RiderOnTheStorm said: I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. 
She doesn't seem to be into oral....I can't believe I forgot about DSHSB 
Girl? Not into orsl?
Excusesc me? Maybe youre just bsd at sex?
I've never met a girl who doesn't go crazy when getting munched..... I mean ???????
I'm not into oral, receiving, that is. Truth is, no mans tongue is as good as a vibrator and I don't care if I'm desensitizing my clitoris.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: T-Rex]
#19256635 - 12/10/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Its called lub brah
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Sheekle]
#19256707 - 12/10/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Why does it matter to you what she was on, nd why would you have to "forgive" her for not telling you?
Is there some sort of mutual agreement between you two that you will keep each other up to date with your drug use?
Agreed. If you are making a connection between what she was high on and the sex not going as planned, say it. Otherwise isnt it kind of none of your business why she didnt get wet? Also if you were really concerned what she was on Id assume you wouldnt press for sex?
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Re: Vagina question [Re: imachavel] 1
#19256718 - 12/10/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well he says she demands that he tell her whenever he's on something. Normally I'd agree, but if she really gets all pissed off when he won't tell her, then she should have to tell him.
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OP post this ? In the otd forum those guys kno thesev Kinda things
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Quote:
VivaLaMushie said:
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Shins said:
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thizzlemaniac said:
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RiderOnTheStorm said: I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. 
She doesn't seem to be into oral....I can't believe I forgot about DSHSB 
Girl? Not into orsl?
Excusesc me? Maybe youre just bsd at sex?
I've never met a girl who doesn't go crazy when getting munched..... I mean ???????
I'm not into oral, receiving, that is. Truth is, no mans tongue is as good as a vibrator and I don't care if I'm desensitizing my clitoris.
Desensitizing never felt so good 
Funny because we had the opposite problem when my girl and I started getting more serious. Hers can't be touched or its waaaaay to sensitive. Had to work towards it but the first few months she was not down for oral.
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OP- maybe she was on Datura. That shit will dry the fishin' hole right up. I think she is lying about the pee though. Total BS.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#19257643 - 12/10/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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adderal
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thizzlemaniac
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Shins]
#19257795 - 12/10/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shins said:
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thizzlemaniac said:
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RiderOnTheStorm said: I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. 
She doesn't seem to be into oral....I can't believe I forgot about DSHSB 
Girl? Not into orsl?
Excusesc me? Maybe youre just bsd at sex?
I've never met a girl who doesn't go crazy when getting munched..... I mean ???????
She doesn't like sucking dick.....
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