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Re: Vagina question [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19255672 - 12/10/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She was like bout to start crying and shit even a little on the way home I told her I really wasn't mad/disappointed or anything.  I know all about dope dick, whiskey dick...shit happens.  I figured if only she had shared what drug she took I would maybe have a clearer picture.  If having to pee made women dry I figured she would likely know about it and just take a piss before sex. :shrug:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: deCypher] * 2
    #19255677 - 12/10/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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deCypher said:
Use her tears as lube like a real man does.




:mindblown:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255686 - 12/10/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Deep throat then balls deep. You all dissapoint me.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: Mescalean]
    #19255691 - 12/10/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:awepreciation:

These people make me proud...I'm sorry we cannot not all live up to you expectations Mescalean


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255697 - 12/10/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She needs to gag while doing it for maximum lubage


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255703 - 12/10/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Amphetamines and Marijuana give my girl cotton-vagina nearly every time.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: deCypher]
    #19255712 - 12/10/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Sham87 said:
Uh thizzlematic have you heard of good ol' spit?



:whathesaid:

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deCypher said:
Use her tears as lube like a real man does.




:rofl2:


certain birth controls made me dry. same with some drugs depending on how i was feeling. but thats what good ol spit is for.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: acidxprincess]
    #19255744 - 12/10/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm too much of a gentleman to spit on a gal like that :lol:  Honestly tho I've never had to do that, nor thought about it before.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255747 - 12/10/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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thizzlemaniac said:
She was like bout to start crying and shit even a little on the way home I told her I really wasn't mad/disappointed or anything.  I know all about dope dick, whiskey dick...shit happens.  I figured if only she had shared what drug she took I would maybe have a clearer picture.  If having to pee made women dry I figured she would likely know about it and just take a piss before sex. :shrug:




I cant honestly answer your urinating question Bc I always urinate prior to sex so my bladder isn't obviously full.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac] * 1
    #19255789 - 12/10/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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thizzlemaniac said:
slippery as a seal






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Re: Vagina question [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19255801 - 12/10/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If she was on something she couldn't focus, could have been dehydrated, and had to piss.

I wouldnt be wet either.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19255841 - 12/10/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The answer to both your issues is meth or adderall or something along those lines. It explains the niceness and the dry mucous membranes.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19255854 - 12/10/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks for trying.  I know everyone is different in all aspects of life.
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Quote:

thizzlemaniac said:
slippery as a seal






:mindblown:




I was thinking that Christmas movie...


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Re: Vagina question [Re: koods]
    #19255864 - 12/10/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Masturbation is always an option.  :lol:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: indica]
    #19255901 - 12/10/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

indica said:
DSHSB



Only option when the Monkey doesn't want to spit


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Re: Vagina question [Re: mpd]
    #19255912 - 12/10/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Not here, but thats a discussion for the anon forum...


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Re: Vagina question [Re: robbyberto] * 1
    #19255983 - 12/10/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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robbyberto said:
Clearly you're gay.




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Re: Vagina question [Re: Shins]
    #19255997 - 12/10/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If weed  makes you dry it might be from its dehyderation.. drink something.. try wrestling to get some sweat too :wink:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255999 - 12/10/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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thizzlemaniac said:
Quote:

RiderOnTheStorm said:
I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. :thumbup:




She doesn't seem to be into oral....I can't believe I forgot about DSHSB :laugh2:




Girl?  Not into orsl?


Excusesc me?    Maybe youre just bsd at sex?

I've never met a girl who doesn't go crazy when getting munched..... I mean ???????


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Re: Vagina question [Re: koods]
    #19256021 - 12/10/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
The answer to both your issues is meth or adderall or something along those lines. It explains the niceness and the dry mucous membranes.




i was thinking more along the lines of MDMA, but yeah any stimulants.


OP shoulda brought some lube.


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