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Man Worried About Drug Dealer Whose Not Picking Up Phone * 1
    #19255722 - 12/10/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Dec. 10, 2013



ATLANTA—Growing increasingly concerned with each successive call, local man Ryan Mead, 24, began to worry late Tuesday afternoon after his drug dealer, Jared, failed to pick up his phone. “He usually always picks up around this time—I hope he’s okay,” Mead told reporters as he anxiously paced around his apartment, considering the possibility that the 19-year-old purveyor of marijuana, cocaine, and ecstasy could be lost, scared, and all alone out there somewhere. “Why isn’t he answering? I texted him, ‘Jared. Please, please pick up your phone,’ but he hasn’t responded. He’s got me worried sick!” After nearly 15 minutes with no response, Mead lost all hope and called his other guy.

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Re: Man Worried About Drug Dealer Whose Not Picking Up Phone [Re: Ogla] * 1
    #19255728 - 12/10/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Man Worried About Drug Dealer Whose Not Picking Up Phone [Re: Ogla]
    #19255729 - 12/10/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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Re: Man Worried About Drug Dealer Whose Not Picking Up Phone [Re: Magicman69] * 1
    #19255743 - 12/10/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Man Worried About Drug Dealer Whose Not Picking Up Phone [Re: Ultron]
    #19255837 - 12/10/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The Onion :rolleyes:


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Re: Man Worried About Drug Dealer Whose Not Picking Up Phone [Re: Magicman69]
    #19255875 - 12/10/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Man Worried About Drug Dealer Whose Not Picking Up Phone [Re: Synthe]
    #19255909 - 12/10/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Expect to see this story on Fox and Friends tomorrow morning.


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Re: Man Worried About Drug Dealer Whose Not Picking Up Phone [Re: Ogla]
    #19255918 - 12/10/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

hahaha true story


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Re: Man Worried About Drug Dealer Whose Not Picking Up Phone [Re: P-O]
    #19255923 - 12/10/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

great article


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