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thizzlemaniac
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Vagina question
#19255526 - 12/10/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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HELP SHROOMERY!
Last night I was with this girl who was noticeably nicer then usual and kept telling me she loved me like non-stop. I called her out for being on something but she never told me what it was. She said she promised she wouldn't tell.
I told her I DGAF who gave it to her I just wanted to know what it was. She knows about all the pills I take and weed I smoke, so to me, it's sketchy when a druggie hides drugs from another unless they just don't want to share obviously.
NOW ABOUT VAGINAS....I figured if I didn't forgive her for not telling me what she was on I wouldn't be getting laid last night, so I caved and we got naked. The problem my friends, is that her pussy would not get wet and shes one of those girls who has been slippery as a seal so far each time I'm putting it in there no foreplay needed, needless to say we eventually gave up after a while.
WHAT IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO....she was very upset while I was driving her home since we didn't have sex due to her dry vag. I reassured her everything was ok but I something is still fishy here. When she got home she texted me that she had figured it out....apparently the problem was that she had to pee. I call bullshit on this but I am no expert. Plz help me clear this up guys...I'm not asking you all to guess what she was on just help me figure out if she's bullshitting me or not.
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Sheekle
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Why does it matter to you what she was on, nd why would you have to "forgive" her for not telling you?
Is there some sort of mutual agreement between you two that you will keep each other up to date with your drug use?
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Re: Vagina question [Re: indica] 3
#19255545 - 12/10/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Clearly you're gay.
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Lesson hopefully learned for next time: bring lube.
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Uh thizzlematic have you heard of good ol' spit?
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She's a dude, dude.
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I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Sheekle]
#19255594 - 12/10/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Why does it matter to you what she was on, nd why would you have to "forgive" her for not telling you?
Is there some sort of mutual agreement between you two that you will keep each other up to date with your drug use?
A couple weels ago she took a pill from a friend of ours and didn't know what it was...she forgot about it and started drinking with me which resulted in a terrible situation and I had to take care of her and drive her home. She never even told me what she was on and actually said she didn't know. I just don't like when she forces me to tell her everything I'm on and won't tell me shit. I didn't know she did anything other than weed which is why I was so curious. She also lies with tweakers but I know she wasn't on that.
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thizzlemaniac
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RiderOnTheStorm said: I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. 
She doesn't seem to be into oral....I can't believe I forgot about DSHSB
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Quote:
RiderOnTheStorm said: I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. 
Opiates are the ultimate libido killer. Dope dick sucks. You try and try to blow. But won't, the harder you pump the more numb you get.
I know girls who can't get lady boners while knodding
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thizzlemaniac
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Mescalean]
#19255627 - 12/10/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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But does anyone know if a girl can stay dry because she has to urinate? I googled this but didn't see much at first glance. I wanted to bring this question here anyway.
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RiderOnTheStorm
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+ = now she's into oral.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Mescalean]
#19255632 - 12/10/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mescalean said:
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RiderOnTheStorm said: I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. 
Opiates are the ultimate libido killer. Dope dick sucks. You try and try to blow. But won't, the harder you pump the more numb you get.
I know girls who can't get lady boners while knodding
Funnily enough I've always thought dope was the best aphrodisiac out there--I can last for hours on it and the girl loves it. Only downside is that it can get a little tiring to eventually come, but it's worth it in the long run IMO. 
Now uppers, on the other hand--I have ZERO sex drive on coke or 'phetamines.
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Smoking weeds makes me dry.
But still, there's lube for that so obviously you're the one with the problem since you clearly didn't know how to improvise.
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thizzlemaniac
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She got super umcomfortable about it and there was no going on from there.
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VivaLaMushie said: Smoking weeds makes me dry.
But still, there's lube for that so obviously you're the one with the problem since you clearly didn't know how to improvise.

Weird
Weed kinda turns me on...
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Synthe]
#19255657 - 12/10/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I never said weed killed my sex drive. I said weed makes my vagina dry.
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Mescalean
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Spit always works.
We still have this flavored lube we got from spencers. The flavors are all lies but its warming lube so its nice.
Maybe you should start carrying a little bottle of lube around with you. The ladies will be impressed. Or creeped out.
I have a harder time busting with weed. Head usually doesn't do the job if I smoke
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Mescalean] 4
#19255670 - 12/10/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Use her tears as lube like a real man does.
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