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Vagina question
    #19255526 - 12/10/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

HELP SHROOMERY!

Last night I was with this girl who was noticeably nicer then usual and kept telling me she loved me like non-stop.  I called her out for being on something but she never told me what it was.  She said she promised she wouldn't tell.

I told her I DGAF who gave it to her I just wanted to know what it was.  She knows about all the pills I take and weed I smoke, so to me, it's sketchy when a druggie hides drugs from another unless they just don't want to share obviously.

NOW ABOUT VAGINAS....I figured if I didn't forgive her for not telling me what she was on I wouldn't be getting laid last night, so I caved and we got naked.  The problem my friends, is that her pussy would not get wet and shes one of those girls who has been slippery as a seal so far each time I'm putting it in there no foreplay needed, needless to say we eventually gave up after a while. 

WHAT IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO....she was very upset while I was driving her home since we didn't have sex due to her dry vag.  I reassured her everything was ok but I something is still fishy here. :awelol:  When she got home she texted me that she had figured it out....apparently the problem was that she had to pee.  I call bullshit on this but I am no expert.  Plz help me clear this up guys...I'm not asking you all to guess what she was on just help me figure out if she's bullshitting me or not.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255535 - 12/10/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Why does it matter to you what she was on, nd why would you have to "forgive" her for not telling you?

Is there some sort of mutual agreement between you two that you will keep each other up to date with your drug use?


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac] * 2
    #19255537 - 12/10/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Vagina question [Re: indica] * 3
    #19255545 - 12/10/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Clearly you're gay.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac] * 4
    #19255549 - 12/10/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lesson hopefully learned for next time: bring lube.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255553 - 12/10/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Uh thizzlematic have you heard of good ol' spit?


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac] * 4
    #19255577 - 12/10/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

She's a dude, dude.  :thedude:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255588 - 12/10/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. :thumbup:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: Sheekle]
    #19255594 - 12/10/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Why does it matter to you what she was on, nd why would you have to "forgive" her for not telling you?

Is there some sort of mutual agreement between you two that you will keep each other up to date with your drug use?




A couple weels ago she took a pill from a friend of ours and didn't know what it was...she forgot about it and started drinking with me which resulted in a terrible situation and I had to take care of her and drive her home.  She never even told me what she was on and actually said she didn't know.  I just don't like when she forces me to tell her everything I'm on and won't tell me shit.  I didn't know she did anything other than weed which is why I was so curious.  She also lies with tweakers but I know she wasn't on that.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19255601 - 12/10/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. :thumbup:




She doesn't seem to be into oral....I can't believe I forgot about DSHSB :laugh2:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19255611 - 12/10/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. :thumbup:





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Re: Vagina question [Re: Mescalean]
    #19255627 - 12/10/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

But does anyone know if a girl can stay dry because she has to urinate?  I googled this but didn't see much at first glance.  I wanted to bring this question here anyway.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac] * 1
    #19255630 - 12/10/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

+ = now she's into oral.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: Mescalean]
    #19255632 - 12/10/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. :thumbup:





Opiates are the ultimate libido killer. Dope dick sucks. You try and try to blow. But won't, the harder you pump the more numb you get.

I know girls who can't get lady boners while knodding




Funnily enough I've always thought dope was the best aphrodisiac out there--I can last for hours on it and the girl loves it.  Only downside is that it can get a little tiring to eventually come, but it's worth it in the long run IMO.  :grin:

Now uppers, on the other hand--I have ZERO sex drive on coke or 'phetamines.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255644 - 12/10/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Smoking weeds makes me dry.

But still, there's lube for that so obviously you're the one with the problem since you clearly didn't know how to improvise.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19255649 - 12/10/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

She got super umcomfortable about it and there was no going on from there.  :mmmkay:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19255654 - 12/10/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Smoking weeds makes me dry.

But still, there's lube for that so obviously you're the one with the problem since you clearly didn't know how to improvise.
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Re: Vagina question [Re: Synthe]
    #19255657 - 12/10/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I never said weed killed my sex drive. I said weed makes my vagina dry.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19255663 - 12/10/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Spit always works.

We still have this flavored lube we got from spencers. The flavors are all lies but its warming lube so its nice.

Maybe you should start carrying a little bottle of lube around with you. The ladies will be impressed. Or creeped out.

I have a harder time busting with weed. Head usually doesn't do the job if I smoke


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Re: Vagina question [Re: Mescalean] * 4
    #19255670 - 12/10/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Use her tears as lube like a real man does.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19255672 - 12/10/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

She was like bout to start crying and shit even a little on the way home I told her I really wasn't mad/disappointed or anything.  I know all about dope dick, whiskey dick...shit happens.  I figured if only she had shared what drug she took I would maybe have a clearer picture.  If having to pee made women dry I figured she would likely know about it and just take a piss before sex. :shrug:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: deCypher] * 2
    #19255677 - 12/10/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Use her tears as lube like a real man does.




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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255686 - 12/10/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Deep throat then balls deep. You all dissapoint me.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: Mescalean]
    #19255691 - 12/10/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:awepreciation:

These people make me proud...I'm sorry we cannot not all live up to you expectations Mescalean


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255697 - 12/10/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

She needs to gag while doing it for maximum lubage


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255703 - 12/10/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Amphetamines and Marijuana give my girl cotton-vagina nearly every time.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: deCypher]
    #19255712 - 12/10/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Uh thizzlematic have you heard of good ol' spit?



:whathesaid:

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Use her tears as lube like a real man does.




:rofl2:


certain birth controls made me dry. same with some drugs depending on how i was feeling. but thats what good ol spit is for.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: acidxprincess]
    #19255744 - 12/10/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm too much of a gentleman to spit on a gal like that :lol:  Honestly tho I've never had to do that, nor thought about it before.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255747 - 12/10/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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She was like bout to start crying and shit even a little on the way home I told her I really wasn't mad/disappointed or anything.  I know all about dope dick, whiskey dick...shit happens.  I figured if only she had shared what drug she took I would maybe have a clearer picture.  If having to pee made women dry I figured she would likely know about it and just take a piss before sex. :shrug:




I cant honestly answer your urinating question Bc I always urinate prior to sex so my bladder isn't obviously full.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac] * 1
    #19255789 - 12/10/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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slippery as a seal






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Re: Vagina question [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19255801 - 12/10/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If she was on something she couldn't focus, could have been dehydrated, and had to piss.

I wouldnt be wet either.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19255841 - 12/10/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The answer to both your issues is meth or adderall or something along those lines. It explains the niceness and the dry mucous membranes.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19255854 - 12/10/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks for trying.  I know everyone is different in all aspects of life.
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slippery as a seal






:mindblown:




I was thinking that Christmas movie...


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    #19255864 - 12/10/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Masturbation is always an option.  :lol:


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    #19255901 - 12/10/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Vagina question [Re: mpd]
    #19255912 - 12/10/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Not here, but thats a discussion for the anon forum...


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Re: Vagina question [Re: robbyberto] * 1
    #19255983 - 12/10/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Vagina question [Re: Shins]
    #19255997 - 12/10/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If weed  makes you dry it might be from its dehyderation.. drink something.. try wrestling to get some sweat too :wink:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19255999 - 12/10/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. :thumbup:




She doesn't seem to be into oral....I can't believe I forgot about DSHSB :laugh2:




Girl?  Not into orsl?


Excusesc me?    Maybe youre just bsd at sex?

I've never met a girl who doesn't go crazy when getting munched..... I mean ???????


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    #19256021 - 12/10/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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The answer to both your issues is meth or adderall or something along those lines. It explains the niceness and the dry mucous membranes.




i was thinking more along the lines of MDMA, but yeah any stimulants.


OP shoulda brought some lube.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: Shins]
    #19256030 - 12/10/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

ew, she prolly had to take a fat shit and wanted to see/tell all her friends that you stuck your tongue up her asshole when she was full of a hot turd and farting all over you.

girls, too, are disgusting sometimes.


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    #19256033 - 12/10/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lube it up


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    #19256042 - 12/10/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ha. I came to this thread to ask questions about vaginas, not answer them.

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Lube it up





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    #19256066 - 12/10/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i don't get why people act like a finger in the ass is so horrifying.


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    #19256077 - 12/10/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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i don't get why people act like a finger in the ass is so horrifying.




Oh, I get why they ACT like it is - oh, no. Don't. Please. Stop. No. Don't. Stop. Don't stop.


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    #19256093 - 12/10/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Because men think anything in their ass somehow makes them a homosexual.:rolleyes:
Society really needs to get over this hump.
I mean who doesn't like a little finger bang while your girl blows you.
My ex has done it before


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Re: Vagina question [Re: T-Rex]
    #19256339 - 12/10/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Last verse of the song reminded me of fingers in asses and koods example lol


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19256473 - 12/10/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe this has been asked already, I only read the first couple posts, but:
Why didn't you spit on it?
I've fucked girls opinion the ass with only spit for lube.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: Shins]
    #19256611 - 12/10/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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thizzlemaniac said:
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RiderOnTheStorm said:
I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. :thumbup:




She doesn't seem to be into oral....I can't believe I forgot about DSHSB :laugh2:




Girl?  Not into orsl?


Excusesc me?    Maybe youre just bsd at sex?

I've never met a girl who doesn't go crazy when getting munched..... I mean ???????




I'm not into oral, receiving, that is. Truth is, no mans tongue is as good as a vibrator and I don't care if I'm desensitizing my clitoris.

Desensitizing never felt so good :awehigh:


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Re: Vagina question [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19256630 - 12/10/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sometimes I wish I had a vah jay jay


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Re: Vagina question [Re: T-Rex]
    #19256635 - 12/10/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Its called lub brah


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Re: Vagina question [Re: Sheekle]
    #19256707 - 12/10/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Why does it matter to you what she was on, nd why would you have to "forgive" her for not telling you?

Is there some sort of mutual agreement between you two that you will keep each other up to date with your drug use?




Agreed. If you are making a connection between what she was high on and the sex not going as planned, say it. Otherwise isnt it kind of none of your business why she didnt get wet? Also if you were really concerned what she was on Id assume you wouldnt press for sex?


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Re: Vagina question [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #19256718 - 12/10/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well he says she demands that he tell her whenever he's on something. Normally I'd agree, but if she really gets all pissed off when he won't tell her, then she should have to tell him.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19256724 - 12/10/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP post this ?  In the otd forum those guys kno thesev
Kinda things


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Re: Vagina question [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19256757 - 12/10/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Shins said:
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thizzlemaniac said:
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RiderOnTheStorm said:
I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. :thumbup:




She doesn't seem to be into oral....I can't believe I forgot about DSHSB :laugh2:




Girl?  Not into orsl?


Excusesc me?    Maybe youre just bsd at sex?

I've never met a girl who doesn't go crazy when getting munched..... I mean ???????




I'm not into oral, receiving, that is. Truth is, no mans tongue is as good as a vibrator and I don't care if I'm desensitizing my clitoris.

Desensitizing never felt so good :awehigh:





Funny because we had the opposite problem when my girl and I started getting more serious. Hers can't be touched or its waaaaay to sensitive. Had to work towards it but the first few months she was not down for oral.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19256808 - 12/10/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP- maybe she was on Datura.  That shit will dry the fishin' hole right up. I think she is lying about the pee though. Total BS.


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Re: Vagina question [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #19257643 - 12/10/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

adderal


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Re: Vagina question [Re: Shins]
    #19257795 - 12/10/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Shins said:
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thizzlemaniac said:
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RiderOnTheStorm said:
I once banged a girl who was addicted to painkillers and benzos and she would sometimes have this problem too. Nothing I could do would lube her up, and I knew a few of her buttons pretty damn well. It was frustrating to say the least, but her mouth still worked. :thumbup:




She doesn't seem to be into oral....I can't believe I forgot about DSHSB :laugh2:




Girl?  Not into orsl?


Excusesc me?    Maybe youre just bsd at sex?

I've never met a girl who doesn't go crazy when getting munched..... I mean ???????



She doesn't like sucking dick.....


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