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Spent too much time procrastinating in studying for finals. Now I have two days to cram for a chemistry class.
....So I'm a post and fuck around on the internet for a few hours, take a nap for about five hours and forty-five minnies, grab some soup, and whack off a few for stress relief.
I should be focused enough to take on about 7 chapters by 1 am after all of this.
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why are finals in december???? my exams are in like june
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LOL dude I do this all the time. I have a genetics and an animal bio both on thursday and i literally haven't done shit. I plan on using today as a smoking weed/xanax bar stress relief day hahaha
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: Mrdbrewer] 1
#19254549 - 12/10/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mrdbrewer said: why are finals in december???? my exams are in like june
uh, are you not on a semester system...?
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Good plan. Despite being a victim of your procrastination, you have thought ten steps ahead with the only answer to any question.
Drugs.
At the moment, I only have 7-Up. I'm sure I would be studying ten chapters at a time, playing video games, and posting on message boards all at once if I had some Adderrall. But I don't, I just have fucking 7-Up. And it's getting flat. Maybe I should beat off first.
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Konichiwaffle said: Spent too much time procrastinating in studying for finals. Now I have two days to cram for a chemistry class.
....So I'm a post and fuck around on the internet for a few hours, take a nap for about five hours and forty-five minnies, grab some soup, and whack off a few for stress relief.
I should be focused enough to take on about 7 chapters by 1 am after all of this.
Life isn't fair.
Dude, you chose to procrastinate. Now you have to deal with the stress. Get over it and study! Hopefully you crank out a decent grade.
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You have two full days to study for exam? What are you complaining about? Two days is enough time to learn an entire class unless it is INSANELY difficult, like Control Systems 2 or something.
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That sucks man I just finished. I pulled the same shit as you but now Im done. Today I am still in bed and imma get some thai food pretty soon now. Peace ya punk bitch now go study!
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Wait, so you're saying I should study?
I don't get what you're saying.
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a lot of uni's have free tutoring services. I work for the one the mine offers. check and see if yours has one. but if you go, bring specific material to review that you are having the most difficult time with
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So your plan is to fuck around all day and not study and then study late at night?
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Konichiwaffle said: Wait, so you're saying I should study?
I don't get what you're saying.
Uh, yes. Study...s-t-u-d-y...STUDY! Get it over with. Two days is enough time to prepare if you stay focused.
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Fi d and pop you a couple addereal or vyvanse. You will be gravy dude.
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Cramming, Lol. You've either been to class and understand the material, or not. Staying up all night trying to memorize chapters is only going to fuck you up on the material you do know. You're better off getting some rest.
That said, 2 days is plenty of time to read a couple chapters and change a fail to a pass. 2 days and you can jerk off to your hearts content- and feel even better about it knowing you gave school your best(ish) shot.
Didn't you make this thread a week ago? I finished my paper, now its your turn.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: highc] 2
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I have some advice OP
time management! I tend to procrastinate too, but usually days before exams and finals, I cream cream cram!
use the 2 extra days to your advantage by forcing your self to look over notes 5-6 times a day. force your self...provide some motivation like extending instant gratification...
set a deal like...no study promoting drugs tail your study habits are conquered .
best of luck. I have 2 weeks to cram my honors chemistry class lol...I feel anxiouw about it but I must study or else those feelings won't be reliquished.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: Lynnch]
#19254803 - 12/10/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Didn't you make this thread a week ago?
Nope.
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That said, 2 days is plenty of time to read a couple chapters and change a fail to a pass
I'm getting an A in the class. The final is 20 percent of grade. Don't want to get a B. Perfectionist that procrastinates.
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2 days and you can jerk off to your hearts content- and feel even better about it knowing you gave school your best(ish) shot.
Sounds good in theory.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: TwinEclipse]
#19254818 - 12/10/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's good advice, and through my time in college, I've actually been doing things quite like this.
This semester I just ran out of gas. More apathetic. Always fucking 7-Up in the fridge that is flat.
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Didn't you make this thread a week ago?
Nope.
Hmmm somebody did.
So you're probably golden. I used to be one of those smart kids that did juuuust enough work to get a C, If I was in your spot I'd be thinking 'Hey free day off, don't have to take the final yes!' Now I actually, ya know, try.
I feel ya on the running out of gas. This whole year I was spitting out papers like it was nothing, then this last month rolled around, one final term paper to write, and every line was just suffering. I was this close to saying fuckit and not doing it. So glad I sucked it up and did.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: Lynnch]
#19254910 - 12/10/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Get all of the bulk of the material you are having a hard time understanding, and go get it tattooed on your arms.
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there's been studies that show if you study for something before taking a nap or going to bed for the night, you will be more likely to remember it. it has something to do with your brain reenacting the last thing you were doing before you went to sleep, while you sleep.
i definitely used this to my advantage in college, give it a try. and next time start studying weeks in advance, i tell you this as a procrastinator so i understand..but wow, it really helps
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: Lynnch]
#19254979 - 12/10/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Had one of those last week. It was a thermo lab report. Complete and utter bullshit. Turned it in late, but still turned it in. They picked finals right after Thanksgiving break; right after my trip to California to see my mother for the holidays. Did not have a remote second to work on paper.
So what do you got planned during winter break?
I will indulge and beat off without worrying about tests to study for. Should be glorious.
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Hey thanks man. Fixing to take a nap right now. Went over one chapter at least.
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Konichiwaffle said: Hey thanks man. Fixing to take a nap right now. Went over one chapter at least.
You are now 1/7th less fucked than you were.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: Lynnch]
#19255243 - 12/10/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lynnch said: Cramming, Lol. You've either been to class and understand the material, or not. Staying up all night trying to memorize chapters is only going to fuck you up on the material you do know. You're better off getting some rest.
That said, 2 days is plenty of time to read a couple chapters and change a fail to a pass. 2 days and you can jerk off to your hearts content- and feel even better about it knowing you gave school your best(ish) shot.
I couldn't disagree more. When I was in university I would routinely skip 6+ weeks of class and learn the entire thing in 1-2 days. My grades were usually in the 70-80% range.
Also OP, a 20% final is an absolute joke. When you have a 65% final and you don't know anything then you can be a little worried.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19255985 - 12/10/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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A 65% final? Ha! Jokes on you.
Sorry you had one of those. That REALLY sucks.
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OP go look for meth.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: morrowasted]
#19256071 - 12/10/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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morrowasted said: a lot of uni's have free tutoring services. I work for the one the mine offers. check and see if yours has one. but if you go, bring specific material to review that you are having the most difficult time with
Yes. That's exactly what student tutors need... Some slacker demanding someone teach him an entire semester in two days. Not like the tutors have their own exams to worry about.
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Konichiwaffle said: A 65% final? Ha! Jokes on you.
Sorry you had one of those. That REALLY sucks.
I literally never had a final under 50% .
The majority of my classes were 4 x 5% quizzes, 30% midterm, 50% final.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: pwnasaurus] 2
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see that spike in 2007? That's when I should have been studying for exams but instead I was smoking weed and posting shit on the shroomery. as a result I failed all my exams (well, the ones that mattered anyway)
lol
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: Sham87]
#19256329 - 12/10/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You'll make a great parent one of these days.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19256340 - 12/10/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Holy Jesus!
I've never had a final anywhere near 50%. Highest was probably around 30% for a lab. That was my bio tech lab.
What classes you be taking if you don't mind me asking?
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I took electrical engineering, so physics, calculus, control systems, signal processing, signals and systems, differential equations, electronics, etc.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: koods]
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morrowasted said: a lot of uni's have free tutoring services. I work for the one the mine offers. check and see if yours has one. but if you go, bring specific material to review that you are having the most difficult time with
Yes. That's exactly what student tutors need... Some slacker demanding someone teach him an entire semester in two days. Not like the tutors have their own exams to worry about. 
Look, I am one of the student tutors. We get paid. It's our job. We can stick up for ourselves. If the dude needs help, he needs help. I told him to take specific material he needs help with. I work with individuals like the OP all day long during finals season, if it's not him it's someone else.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: pwnasaurus]
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Konichiwaffle said: A 65% final? Ha! Jokes on you.
Sorry you had one of those. That REALLY sucks.
I literally never had a final under 50% .
The majority of my classes were 4 x 5% quizzes, 30% midterm, 50% final.
Some of my classes at McGill were 100% finals. I think it is more common in Canada.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: koods]
#19257307 - 12/10/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I actually really liked that format. It allowed me to do basically nothing until a day or two before exams because I almost never got marked on assignments. I would essentially never go to class, study half a day for a quiz, one day for a midterm, and two days for an exam. By the end of 4th year I had that shit down - I was getting 80s doing virtually no work.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19257336 - 12/10/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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wtf did you major in? basket weaving?
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: morrowasted]
#19257340 - 12/10/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Electrical engineering.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19257345 - 12/10/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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did they give u multiple choice tests or do u just have like a million IQ?
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: morrowasted]
#19257367 - 12/10/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm pretty smart but I wouldn't say genius level or anything. Most classes follow somewhat of a formula, you just have to know how to solve a few specific types of problems. When I studied I would study really fucking hard. I consider a day of studying to be 12-18 hours.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19257614 - 12/10/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nah dude, I used to do the same thing. I'm not saying it's impossible- If you're smart and can pick up knowledge or are a good test taker. I just realized that if you're capable of that, instead of stressing over cramming for the test, if you just show up to class you can pull off an A without a sweat. Most people however aren't capable of that. I just took my final for american government. Studied for 20 minutes, finished the test in 20 minutes. God community college is a joke.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19257630 - 12/10/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dunno if I am too late, but psychology class taugt me one thing about studying:
Study a lot But go to bed regularly Don't stay up too late, even if it means cutting off studying Because sleep = memory If you don't sleep, you'll just forget everything you crammed in the last few hours.
Take care, brother. And good luck on yout testing
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: Krat0s]
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Krat0s said: Dunno if I am too late, but psychology class taugt me one thing about studying:
Apparently it didn't teach you that your sig is giving me a seizure.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: koods]
#19257662 - 12/10/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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how bad do you want it? do you want to be the failure sucking dick for crack? or the ballin ass nigga with a degree slamming hoes
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: thelanzii]
#19257684 - 12/10/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know that's for OP, but... Free crack AND dick? Damn.
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Re: fucked fucked fucked fucked [Re: thelanzii]
#19257883 - 12/10/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think with how things are currently going I'll be a nigga with a degree sucking dick for crack.
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