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Into The Woods
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Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do?
#19249233 - 12/09/13 09:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was just outside smoking a cigarette and a low flying helicopter, or what I assume was a helicopter, flew over the neighbourhood before disappearing over some trees. It's the middle of the night, so I all I could really see were orange, red and green flashing lights and I wasn't quite sure what I was looking at, at first so I tried to entertain myself with the notion of what I might do if I ever came face to face with an alien and I honestly have no idea what I'd do. Run back inside, maybe? Peace offering?
Anyway, here's the scenario:
It's the middle of the night, everyone except for you is sleeping. You're standing just outside your home and you see a small UFO land nearby. An extraterrestrial being steps out and begins to walk toward you. It doesn't appear threatening but you can't be sure, it's a fucking alien. You have no idea what to expect. It slowly walks up to you and just stands about three feet away looking you dead in the eyes but doesn't move any closer.
What do you do?
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods] 2
#19249246 - 12/09/13 09:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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id burn one with it and get to know it, ask it about its home life, like if its dad beats it.
Edited by innerspeaker1967 (12/09/13 10:10 AM)
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: innerspeaker1967] 1
#19249286 - 12/09/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Honestly I'd probably shoot it .
Heres why :
One I'm American
Two There is virtually 0 logic for this event to take place. Even if the alien was in fact real and wanted to contact me in specific out the whole human race , I can't be as diluted to think I'm the only conscious being that noticed it . Government would be on you in a moments notice (not to mention any local attention), seeing an aircraft flying in restricted airspace via radar ect... This would further make me think that I just got tagged with some hallucinatory weaponized chemical concoction aimed directly toward this experience of extra terrestrial life . At which point I would assume I am in danger and I would take measures of self defense.
So Again I'd probably shoot it ... again ...
Then call the authorities and let it disappear with the hydrogen car.
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Into The Woods
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: HeroMike]
#19249291 - 12/09/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: HeroMike] 1
#19249293 - 12/09/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd rap with 'em. That would show them how advanced WE are.
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: mpd]
#19249561 - 12/09/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Where do u live since its still the middle of the night
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Into The Woods
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19249676 - 12/09/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Australia.
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19249687 - 12/09/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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depends how it would look like
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: seadragon]
#19249704 - 12/09/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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What is the 2nd kind?
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Into The Woods
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: FrozenHappiness]
#19249713 - 12/09/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's not the point
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19249891 - 12/09/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh,
well I guess I would try to be real polite. Maybe invite them in for tea.
Or if they were scary lookin I would and run away
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: FrozenHappiness]
#19249968 - 12/09/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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1st kind: signs aliens have been there (crop circles, messages, etc.) 2nd kind: seeing an actual ufo or alien craft 3rd kind: seeing or contact with an actual alien being 4th kind: abduction
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: EnemaOfState] 2
#19249989 - 12/09/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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5th Kind - ranting about being examined by aliens aboard their craft and against your will.
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: mpd] 1
#19250010 - 12/09/13 12:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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if it was fucking sexy i'd just get on my knees and start masturbating.
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods] 1
#19250040 - 12/09/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Into The Woods said: It's the middle of the night, everyone except for you is sleeping. You're standing just outside your home and you see a small UFO land nearby. An extraterrestrial being steps out and begins to walk toward you. It doesn't appear threatening but you can't be sure, it's a fucking alien. You have no idea what to expect. It slowly walks up to you and just stands about three feet away looking you dead in the eyes but doesn't move any closer.
What do you do?
That's easy; I'd get the worst quality camera I have and photograph/tape what happened so I could upload highly questionable evidence to the internet 
In all seriousness I'd probably be scared as fuck but I'd try my very best to communicate with the being. Unless I had very good reasons I would never agree to follow it back into it's flying saucer.
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: gulper2323]
#19250057 - 12/09/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would smile
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Shroomopotamus] 2
#19250071 - 12/09/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd probably raise my right hand, showing my palm and say "Namaste". Then I'd start throat singing.
If the alien began speaking or doing something, I'd stop and observe it.
If it didn't do anything, I might approach it and try to shake my hand with it's primary appendage.
Maybe I'd hug.
Maybe I'd fuck it.
It depends on what the alien looks like, and how it reacts to the initial interaction.
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#19250234 - 12/09/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd run inside and give it a hit of acid and trip with it. Then while we communicate on equal levels, i'd offer to give it the rest on the condition that we could return to the alien world and create the hippy utopia everyone really wants.
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] 1
#19250364 - 12/09/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would make a new friend
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: EnemaOfState] 1
#19250442 - 12/09/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
EnemaOfState said:

wow look at that stellar fucking smiley
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