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larry.fisherman
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#19250447 - 12/09/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd try to fuck it.
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thirtygoats

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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19250507 - 12/09/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I would stand there non-threateningly and look at it and wait for it to do something or leave.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: mpd]
#19250528 - 12/09/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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mpd said: 5th Kind - ranting about being examined by aliens aboard their craft and against your will.
6th kind - Steven Greer
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Into The Woods
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods] 1
#19251633 - 12/09/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: Maybe I'd hug.
Maybe I'd fuck it.
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XLCaps said: I'd try to fuck it.
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stimpson said: if it was fucking sexy i'd just get on my knees and start masturbating.
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Hellogoodbyedeath

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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19251862 - 12/09/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Into The Woods said:
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Acaterpillar said: Maybe I'd hug.
Maybe I'd fuck it.
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XLCaps said: I'd try to fuck it.
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stimpson said: if it was fucking sexy i'd just get on my knees and start masturbating.

I was thinking the same thing. 
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Ezuma
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
#19251962 - 12/09/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Try communicating, wake everyone nearby up, get them all to come and meet -plus confirm its existence. If that's okay with the alien fellow of course.
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods] 1
#19252190 - 12/09/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey if the alien is a hottie, and a humanoid then I see nothing wrong with it 
I've had sex with entities in entheogenic headspaces, so it would be nothing new for me.
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Into The Woods
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#19253425 - 12/10/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You have no idea what might happen, though.
For all you know it could kill or harm you or the creature. Something could go horribly wrong, like what if it sucked you up like a chinese finger trap and you got your wang stuck in an alien
Try explaining that to your neighbours
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indica


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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods] 1
#19253471 - 12/10/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Having sex with an alien is the top of my bucket list
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Into The Woods
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: indica]
#19253736 - 12/10/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Moving on
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indica


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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19253750 - 12/10/13 02:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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OnePerEyeM8
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19254014 - 12/10/13 05:49 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Into The Woods said: It's the middle of the night, everyone except for you is sleeping. You're standing just outside your home and you see a small UFO land nearby. An extraterrestrial being steps out and begins to walk toward you. It doesn't appear threatening but you can't be sure, it's a fucking alien. You have no idea what to expect. It slowly walks up to you and just stands about three feet away looking you dead in the eyes but doesn't move any closer.
What do you do?

I think being frozen in a state of shock for at least a minute or so would most likely be my first reaction. If I remained conscious, I'd probably shed a few tears, given that meeting an alien would be the most overwhelmingly moving experience possible. If my undies were still shitfree at this point, I would try to show that I was peaceful and happy to participate in such a meeting. I'd say "Hello, welcome to Earth. It's a fucking honor to... encounter you." I would speak quietly, in case its sense of hearing was really sensitive or something, since space is pretty quiet and all. I'd attempt to introduce myself and politely ask it the nature of the visit. I may bring some patio chairs over, but I'd probably try to avoid getting any closer to the house for the sake of my family's safety, just in case. If it didn't respond to my voice, I'd try sign language. Still nothing, I'd offer it a pen and paper or open my text app and try to hand it my phone.
If time allowed, maybe I'd show it some clips of the O'Reily Factor or a fundamentalist church (dis)service, then ask it what, in its celestial intellectual superiority, it thinks is the solution.
If it was hanging around, I'd probably play some music and see what happened.

And offer it some Nutella.
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Into The Woods
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: OnePerEyeM8]
#19254053 - 12/10/13 06:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Into The Woods
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19254062 - 12/10/13 06:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's the kind of answer I was looking for. A reasonable response.
Not folks trying to fuck it or jerkin the gerkin on their knees.
Fucking shroomery, I swear to God.
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Niffla



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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods] 3
#19254063 - 12/10/13 06:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Idk I'd probably have a panic attack. I get really high anxiety in alien related situations. Unless I had some xanax, doe. Then I'd be all like, "sup".
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Into The Woods
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Niffla]
#19254077 - 12/10/13 06:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You need drugs to respond to an alien?
Well, me too, probably. If I wasn't drunk, I'd run back inside the house, grab a baseball bat and a glass of water and peek out the window.
I've seen the movie 'Signs'.
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rulesq
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Niffla]
#19254078 - 12/10/13 06:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd ask the alien(s), if they've met E.T, and the alien from the movie "Alien"
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Into The Woods
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: rulesq]
#19254113 - 12/10/13 06:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's just one alien and they don't speak fucking english
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OnePerEyeM8
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19254244 - 12/10/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Haha. Signs was great. I was surprised no one else had given a serious answer yet too.
Check out this SETI astronomer explain why it won't be all that much longer before we discover aliens.
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Ellis Dee
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Re: Close encounter of the third kind, what would you do? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19254564 - 12/10/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Into The Woods said: I was just outside smoking a cigarette and a low flying helicopter, or what I assume was a helicopter, flew over the neighbourhood before disappearing over some trees. It's the middle of the night, so I all I could really see were orange, red and green flashing lights and I wasn't quite sure what I was looking at, at first so I tried to entertain myself with the notion of what I might do if I ever came face to face with an alien and I honestly have no idea what I'd do. Run back inside, maybe? Peace offering?
Anyway, here's the scenario:
It's the middle of the night, everyone except for you is sleeping. You're standing just outside your home and you see a small UFO land nearby. An extraterrestrial being steps out and begins to walk toward you. It doesn't appear threatening but you can't be sure, it's a fucking alien. You have no idea what to expect. It slowly walks up to you and just stands about three feet away looking you dead in the eyes but doesn't move any closer.
What do you do?

I'd try to carjack him for the ride. j/k I don't know how to fly a spaceship. I'd try to hitch hike though, wherever he was going would be my way. No question about it, I'd leave this planet in a heartbeat even if I never saw another human again it would be worth it for the sheer adventure.
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