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OfflineOliverJames
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Testing clean, how ya do it?
    #19248189 - 12/09/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So I'm gonna be looking for a job starting next Jan. I could have an interview as early as Mid Jan or as late as March. It is extremely important that I pass the drug test that I will very likely have to take. I'm not a daily herb smoker, but I tend to binge 2 or 3 times a month, where I smoke a large amount in 2 or 3 days, then abstaining for 5 to 10.

Last time I went on a t-break it lasted for 21 days. On the 21st day I tested myself and tested positive, which means I'm most likely gonna need 30-40 days to get clean.

My question for the shroomery, I plan to only smoke two days this month, but during those two days, I'm most likely gonna go through a quarter if not more. I know that sounds sorta ridiculous haha, but I'm hitting a festival and I'll probably be chain smoking bud. Does smoking a tremendous amount in a short period of time tend to cause a large build up in the body? I always figured as long as I didn't smoke daily, it wouldn't take me long to test clean, but that clearly isn't the case.

Any advice is appreciated, if it comes down to it, I'll buy the fake piss, although I'd rather just test clean


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19248216 - 12/09/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

damn.. do you drink any fluids? I passed a Wal Mart THC test, yea its cheap but I passed it within 24 hours of smoking, drank a ton of water. Make sure to drink lots of fluids, eat healthy, lots of exercise and sleep. THC is fat soluble


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19248218 - 12/09/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This comes up all the fucking time, UTSE.

My preferred method is diluting by drinking ~3/4 a gallon water over the course of an hour before the test, eating Sure-Jell(for masking), taking a large amount of b-vitamins(for urine color), then pissing a few times before the test...


Also, I'm pretty sur smoking 1/4 in 2 days will linger in your system for a while.


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19248225 - 12/09/13 12:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Powdered human urine

Google it, I paid like $68 for it but did 2 day shipping


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19248234 - 12/09/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
Powdered human urine

Google it, I paid like $68 for it but did 2 day shipping




This is my preferred method as well.

Synthetic urine can be detected in lab tests


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19248245 - 12/09/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
This comes up all the fucking time, UTSE.

My preferred method is diluting by drinking ~3/4 a gallon water over the course of an hour before the test, eating Sure-Jell(for masking), taking a large amount of b-vitamins(for urine color), then pissing a few times before the test...


Also, I'm pretty sur smoking 1/4 in 2 days will linger in your system for a while.




Yeaaa my bad, I was just specifically wondering if smoke a large amount in a short period of time would linger more than a single joint. I'm gonna be goin to the Sauna almost everyday for 15mins a day for most of Dec, I'll also be drinking a shit ton. Maybe I'll try to resist smoking so much at the fest, gonna be hard though, tripping and rolling, both of those make me wanna smoke like a fiend


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19248281 - 12/09/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I'm not really sure,, I'd imagine smoking a quarter in 2 days may stay in you system for slightly less time than smoking a quarter over a long time would, idk though..

From what I understand if you are completely clean and you smoke once you'll be dirty for ~3 days, if you smoke again within that ~3 days you'll be dirty for the next ~9 days, and if you smoke again in the next ~9 days you'll be dirty for the next ~27 days, etc... up to ~30-45 days.

I don't know the science but I'm pretty sure that is talking about an average smoking session though, not smoking an ~1/8th throughout the day.

Like I said...

My hypothesis is smoking a lot in a short period of time will stay in your system for quite some time, but possibly/probably not quite as long as using the same amount of marijuana spread out over a longer period.

Idk, I've never came across that specific question here, but I have wondered it myself though. I would do some investigation on google because I'm sure many other people have thought about this as well.


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19248308 - 12/09/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Order the powdered human urine kit now, it's only like $40 without express shipping and guaranteed clean, it's the same shit they use to calibrate the testing machines. Comes with a little kit, a vial with a temp reader on it and the powdered urine and a hand warmer to keep it at temp. Just fill the vial with hot water before you go and wrap in the warmer and crotch it. Make sure it's between 94-98F when you hand it to them.

Diluting is sketchy as fuck, and time to clean the system varies greatly between different people depending on metabolism. Generally you need to be clean for at least 2 weeks if you want to be on the safe side, but metabolites can linger for as long as a month in some cases, although in some people they can be clean in 3 days. So if you don't want to risk it then go the surefire method and you don't even have to stop smoking.


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19248310 - 12/09/13 01:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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looking for a job starting next Jan




you have several months to get clean, why even fuck around with it?

best way to beat the test is to not do drugs


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: NWlight]
    #19248312 - 12/09/13 01:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Not do drugs.. ha.


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: Shroomism]
    #19248314 - 12/09/13 01:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I mean I had court-assigned UA's and I did drugs anyway,

I'm jsut sayn...  :burke:


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: NWlight]
    #19248319 - 12/09/13 01:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NWlight said:
best way to beat the test is to not do drugs



^Seriously though.


Idk what I'm talking about though, I can't stop smoking to save my life.


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: NWlight]
    #19248322 - 12/09/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If it's an unsupervised test.. powdered human urine FTW
If it's a supervised test your ass better get clean. Or get a whizzinator :lol:


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: NWlight]
    #19249035 - 12/09/13 07:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NWlight said:
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looking for a job starting next Jan




you have several months to get clean, why even fuck around with it?

best way to beat the test is to not do drugs




Nah that's honestly not a bad a suggestion. I would do exactly that, not smoke at all, but I'm goin to this festival where I'm gonna trip and roll, neither of those things will linger more than 7 days, but I know the urge to smoke there is gonna be tremendous. That's actually the one situations where I'd have trouble resisting.


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Re: Testing clean, how ya do it? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19249056 - 12/09/13 07:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Check out jello method. Never failed me


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