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InvisibleMoorning Due
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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: gulper2323]
    #19242037 - 12/07/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Pretend her vag is the watermelon.


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InvisibleSet
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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: 1620]
    #19242067 - 12/07/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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1620 said:
What do you think? Ah bin crushin onna gurl upstairs, but we're friends and interconnected by certain other friends so there's the risk of messing that up. hmmm



I fucked it up.  I fucked it up bad.

Long story, but I'll type it out if you ask for the advice.


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: Set] * 1
    #19243422 - 12/08/13 02:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Set said:
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1620 said:
What do you think? Ah bin crushin onna gurl upstairs, but we're friends and interconnected by certain other friends so there's the risk of messing that up. hmmm



I fucked it up.  I fucked it up bad.

Long story, but I'll type it out if you ask for the advice.



well now you just HAVE to tell me :cookiemonster:


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InvisibleSet
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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: 1620]
    #19243433 - 12/08/13 02:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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1620 said:
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Set said:
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1620 said:
What do you think? Ah bin crushin onna gurl upstairs, but we're friends and interconnected by certain other friends so there's the risk of messing that up. hmmm



I fucked it up.  I fucked it up bad.

Long story, but I'll type it out if you ask for the advice.



well now you just HAVE to tell me :cookiemonster:



Really?  at 4am bro?

well since you asked so nicely, gimme a few minutes

edit: couple shots and a cig for this one.  I still cry myself to this. :sad:


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: K1ngSp4de]
    #19243445 - 12/08/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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DSHSB













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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: 1620]
    #19243454 - 12/08/13 02:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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1620 said:
well now you just HAVE to tell me :cookiemonster:



What country are you from?  For advice considerations.


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: Set]
    #19246320 - 12/08/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Set said:
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1620 said:
well now you just HAVE to tell me :cookiemonster:



What country are you from?  For advice considerations.



Murica


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InvisibleSet
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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: 1620] * 1
    #19246394 - 12/08/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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1620 said:
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Set said:
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1620 said:
well now you just HAVE to tell me :cookiemonster:



What country are you from?  For advice considerations.



Murica



Sorry for the hold-up bro.

I'm re-evaluating my goals in life and my position in the world.

The outlook isn't good.


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: Set] * 2
    #19246406 - 12/08/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You snuck the pinkie in didn't you


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: Set]
    #19246427 - 12/08/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Deets, please. :blush:


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19246625 - 12/08/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't even know what's happening anymore with this thread lol


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: 1620]
    #19246789 - 12/08/13 07:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:radman:


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: 1620]
    #19246854 - 12/08/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i wouldnt hesitate banging said dorm chick.. why the fuck not.. its college man.. just keep fucking everybody.


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: rackem]
    #19246871 - 12/08/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Seriously, who tha fuck else are you gonna fuck? Everyone fucks their friends of friends, its like the easiest/best way to meet solid people.


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: 1620]
    #19246879 - 12/08/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I banged many girls that lived in my dorms. Do it.


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: Lynnch]
    #19246963 - 12/08/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Lynnch said:
Seriously, who tha fuck else are you gonna fuck? Everyone fucks their friends of friends, its like the easiest/best way to meet solid people.



QFT


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19247051 - 12/08/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

fucker her behind the bend of her knee


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: thelanzii]
    #19248081 - 12/08/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

But I kind of LIKE her though


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: 1620]
    #19248092 - 12/08/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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1620 said:
But I kind of LIKE her though



tongue punch her fartbox
but actually
make subtle advances and hint at it
if you do it right youll know if shes interested or not


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Re: Dating a girl in my dorm.. [Re: thelanzii]
    #19248272 - 12/09/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
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1620 said:
But I kind of LIKE her though



tongue punch her fartbox
but actually
make subtle advances and hint at it
if you do it right youll know if shes interested or not



Yea I've definitely been making some subtle hints and it seems like she kind of likes me but she does mention this other dude a lot which throws me off. Seems to be just a friend but idk haha. I'm thinking about talking to her friend who I'm good friends with and then just telling her and see what she says. It's kind of weird though, because I'm not like extremely outwardly sexually attracted to her, I just want to be with her? She's cute but it's just a weird feeling


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