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Shroomopotamus
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What a bizarre thing to lose
#19247670 - 12/08/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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How does one lose their deodorant? I haven't the slightest clue as to what I possibly could have done with it. It's not like one of those things that tends to fall through the couch cushions or something that would have been brought out and left somewhere. I am so puzzled right now. What's some bizarre stuff you shroomy folks have lost in the past that completely confused you?
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akira_akuma
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you didn't toss it haphazardly anywhere?
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KingKnowledge
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: akira_akuma]
#19247681 - 12/08/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lost a stapler a few days ago...
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akira_akuma
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i lost my Pink Panther DVD
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Ellis Dee
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Try a spell. Accio deoderant, unless you're a muggle.
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19247689 - 12/08/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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akira_akuma said: you didn't toss it haphazardly anywhere?
I don't think so... I've been looking all over the place. Places that make sense to look and places that make no sense what so ever to look.Quote:
Ellis Dee said: Try a spell. Accio deoderant, unless you're a muggle. 
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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akira_akuma
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threw on the bed, fell behind it? still in armpit?
shower? couch cushions?
take a flashlight and just scan like a Terminator.
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: akira_akuma]
#19247705 - 12/08/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, dropped a coin on the floor at home once, never saw it again. I was on LSD though.
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Shroomopotamus
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I give up... I'm gonna go buy more.
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koods
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Fail
Surprised a shroomapotamus would use deodorant.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
Edited by koods (12/08/13 10:36 PM)
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: koods] 1
#19247735 - 12/08/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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cell phone in the refrigerator...4 days
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CodeLion
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I hid a baggy with 10 bucks, a picture of my ex-gf, and a toothbrush somewhere in my room while trippin on 25c and now I can't find it.
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: CodeLion]
#19247751 - 12/08/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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A lot of acid
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koods
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Quote:
CHeifM4sterDiezL said: cell phone in the refrigerator...4 days
Things that don't belong in the refrigerator are my favorites. You know your mind is somewhere else when that happens.
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NWlight
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: koods]
#19247779 - 12/08/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said:
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: cell phone in the refrigerator...4 days
Things that don't belong in the refrigerator are my favorites. You know your mind is somewhere else when that happens.
my stereo was in my freezer once after a xanax blackout
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: koods]
#19247780 - 12/08/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said:
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: cell phone in the refrigerator...4 days
Things that don't belong in the refrigerator are my favorites. You know your mind is somewhere else when that happens.
Just reminded me of a morning when I found a box of apple jacks in the fridge
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rackem



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ive put dishwasher detergent in the fridge before..
found the milk under the sink.
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ch1ck3n.s0up
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The worst is when I _think_ that I lost my phone, wallet, or keys... and start frantically searching, only to find that they're IN MY POCKET.
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NWlight
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: rackem]
#19247793 - 12/08/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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one time i was really baked and I had just taken a hit.
I spat across the room and then blew the smoke in my garbage can...
kind of counts I guess, oops
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I HATE how sometimes i just randomly place important things in random places .... skateboard on the fridge laptop in my closet man....
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One time I was crushing up an ambien for some stupid reason and it flew across the room. I tore that shit apart looking but as far as I know it is still in there somewhere cuz I never found it.
I lost things sometimes and find them like months to years later. I remember if I drop something small and unimportant I will remember when I need it and go to work searching every possible crack and corner and almost always find it.
Also a bong slide (had the bong still). Bugged me for years until my sister confessed she broke it by accident and was too scared to tell me.
I always find it weird when I lose clothes, cause its not like I change them anyplace but at home in my room, and I do my own laundry, but that happens alot.
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claraclairvoyant
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someone close to you is trying to sabotage your personal hygiene
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Into The Woods
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I once thought I'd lost my cat. Searched the entire house, figured he must have gotten outside (indoor cat) and I ran up the street calling his name, began to freak out thinking I'd lost him...
... the little fucker was taking a nap on top of the fridge
Another time, same cat, I found him stuck in a kitchen cupboard that he must have climbed into and someone had shut without realising he was in there.
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akira_akuma
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Quote:
Another time, same cat, I found him stuck in a kitchen cupboard that he must have climbed into and someone had shut without realising he was in there.
*opens cupboard*
MEOW
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NWlight
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: akira_akuma]
#19247863 - 12/08/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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one time my ex gf had hamsters and she put them outside on a hot day and forgot to feed them and it ate the other one then eventually died
she remembered it was there a few days later it was flat as a pancake
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koods
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I've lost a contact in my eye... Like, it was still in my eye but I couldn't find it.
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Into The Woods
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#19247870 - 12/08/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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cannibal hamster?
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Into The Woods
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Then, I suppose extreme circumstances call for extreme measures
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: koods]
#19247890 - 12/08/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: I've lost a contact in my eye... Like, it was still in my eye but I couldn't find it.
I've had that happen a few times in the past... I generally found it after a while... But there was one time where I just never found it...
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Had a nice baggie of bud, burning in my car. Pack a bowl and once I finished it I couldn't find the baggie.. I panicked because I looked in the cup holder, arm rest, secret spot.. All my pockets, the floor.. I had no idea what the hell happened to it... Then I checked my crotch....... It's always in the damn crotch hahahaha.. After this one time I never lose anything anymore because it's always in my crotch lol.
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Shroomopotamus
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Quote:
claraclairvoyant said: someone close to you is trying to sabotage your personal hygiene
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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watermelon mon
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I lost my bong once woke up in the morning and was going to use it with a friend we looked around found it later on that day it was packed up in the trunk I usually don't bring anything like that out with me
Edited by watermelon mon (12/08/13 11:27 PM)
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thelanzii

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enjoy your chemicals fuk dat shit
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Into The Woods
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: thelanzii]
#19247996 - 12/08/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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thelanzii

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Quote:
Into The Woods said:

deodarant and shampoo free for over a year lick ma nuts
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watermelon mon
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: thelanzii]
#19248049 - 12/08/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I lost a bit of weed and put it through the washing machine on accident recently threw the buds away after finding them because it would probably taste really bad and stuff they made my clothes smell really good
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: thelanzii]
#19248070 - 12/08/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nemmies said:
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Into The Woods said:

deodarant and shampoo free for over a year lick ma nuts
You know... You can get organic shampoo and deodorant... Right?
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
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koods
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: thelanzii]
#19248074 - 12/08/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nemmies said:
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Into The Woods said:

deodarant and shampoo free for over a year lick ma nuts
Your nuts would make me hurl... Referencing that other thread.
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thelanzii

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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: koods]
#19248084 - 12/08/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i smell like bananas and dates you are what you eat but actually though people have told me before i smell sweet I put peppermint extract on my neck and do not eat foods that smell like taint
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koods
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: thelanzii]
#19248098 - 12/08/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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What foods taste like taint?
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thelanzii

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Quote:
Shroomopotamus said:
Quote:
Nemmies said:
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Into The Woods said:

deodarant and shampoo free for over a year lick ma nuts
You know... You can get organic shampoo and deodorant... Right?
yea but my hair is thicker than ever and not greasy and i dont smell because i dont eat dead foods or smelly foods
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akira_akuma
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: thelanzii]
#19248113 - 12/09/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Into The Woods
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: thelanzii]
#19248144 - 12/09/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm sure you do smell like bananas and dates...
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Shroomism
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Forget it man, it's in the vortex now.
I lost a bolt to the vortex last week.
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thelanzii

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Into The Woods said: I'm sure you do smell like bananas and dates...

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Into The Woods
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: Shroomism]
#19248200 - 12/09/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sure and next time I lose my cat I'll just accept that it's in the vortex now
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Shroomism
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cats are much harder to lose to the vortex.. they have free will and stuff. A sock on the other hand
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koods
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Quote:
Into The Woods said: I'm sure you do smell like bananas and dates...

There really is a picture of everything on the Internet.
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NWlight
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: koods]
#19248264 - 12/09/13 12:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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everything except a (non-animated) dick going inside another dick
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thelanzii

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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: NWlight]
#19248268 - 12/09/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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thats an unfortunate visual
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Into The Woods
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Re: What a bizarre thing to lose [Re: NWlight]
#19248292 - 12/09/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight said: everything except a (non-animated) dick going inside another dick
You just described mycotopia
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