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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner

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subtle ways to provoke a fight
#19247564 - 12/08/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Any ideas?
Just brainstorming here.
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Sheekle
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I don't know subtle ways to provoke a fight, but I know subtle ways to ease tension and provoke love and unity
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NWlight
Just look


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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight [Re: Sheekle]
#19247591 - 12/08/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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get really uncomfortably close to someone and refuse to move. act like tehy're the one being weird
"sup bro"
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Tosh
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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight [Re: NWlight]
#19247597 - 12/08/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Act like you know everything
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fiddle



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Telling people to calm down usually does not make them calm down.
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NWlight
Just look


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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight *DELETED* [Re: Tosh]
#19247602 - 12/08/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol, telling people who are calm that they should calm down.
instantly pisses them off and then they really DO need to calm down making them more pissed off.
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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner

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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight [Re: NWlight]
#19247606 - 12/08/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
NWlight said: lol, telling people who are calm that they should calm down.
instantly pisses them off and then they really DO need to calm down making them more pissed off.

I lold
niceeeeeee
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claraclairvoyant
well oiled machine



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come ON!
this theme is getting old.
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shivas.wisdom
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give'em some stink eye
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NWlight
Just look


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Quote:
claraclairvoyant said: come ON!
this theme is getting old.
I think maybe you just need to calm down a little
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Tosh
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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight [Re: Tosh]
#19247617 - 12/08/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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your sig gif is crankin me up. But do the stank eye but also tilt your head back while still looking at them.
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Edited by Tosh (12/08/13 10:18 PM)
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Shroomslip
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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight *DELETED* [Re: NWlight] 5
#19247623 - 12/08/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
NWlight said: lol, telling people who are calm that they should calm down.
instantly pisses them off and then they really DO need to calm down making them more pissed off.

I just confirmed this on my wife.. Just out of nowhere I started telling her she needs to calm down and after a couple of times she was like "why does that piss me off?!"
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Nimpo
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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight [Re: Tosh]
#19247626 - 12/08/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like to take a piss in public stalls with the door unlocked so when someone walks in accidentally, I call them a fag for trying to look at my dick and then I throw a fist out and brace the brawl.
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claraclairvoyant
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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight [Re: NWlight]
#19247646 - 12/08/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i'm cool, i'm cool
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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steal dude's GF, bang, and make a t-shirt. i still think that's the best way to get someone mad.
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dontknow
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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight [Re: NWlight]
#19247693 - 12/08/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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a mean stare
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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.” Albert Einstein
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fiddle



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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight [Re: akira_akuma]
#19247694 - 12/08/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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In high school a buddy and I made T-shirts with this kid's face on them. The dude was not amused.
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akira_akuma
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Re: subtle ways to provoke a fight [Re: fiddle]
#19247703 - 12/08/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LOL, fisticuffs over a face on a shirt.
"hey waitamin--- HEY! that's my face dude!" *HMPPFDUSHDUSHCRACK*
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