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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide. [Re: indica]
    #19243471 - 12/08/13 02:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

only in the shroomery. :rofl2:





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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide. [Re: A Dick Shin]
    #19243484 - 12/08/13 02:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:illjustgothrowup:


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: facepockets] * 1
    #19243496 - 12/08/13 02:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Sometimes the corpse is too fragile to be moved; in that case make it fast. Or just break off the head, hand or lower torso and take it with you for added convenience.







:argh:

Something tells me this is a quote that is going to stay with me for the rest of my life


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: gulper2323]
    #19243502 - 12/08/13 02:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I hope I die in a way that my body is completely destroyed. If you think about it, what's the occupation and necrophile is most likely to have? mortician/undertaker/funeral home owner/operator/etc.

And noone really knows how many there are or aren't around... imagine your baby's dead body being violently hammered by a raging sicko with  dead baby boner. Fuck that shit. I'll bury my own baby thanks


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
    #19243519 - 12/08/13 03:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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indica said:
I hope I die in a way that my body is completely destroyed. If you think about it, what's the occupation and necrophile is most likely to have? mortician/undertaker/funeral home owner/operator/etc.

And noone really knows how many there are or aren't around... imagine your baby's dead body being violently hammered by a raging sicko with  dead baby boner. Fuck that shit. I'll bury my own baby thanks



:thefuckisthis: I just literally did that while reading that... That is not something I want to imagine, wtf.

Although, you/they would be dead so it isn't like you're actually hurting anything.


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19243527 - 12/08/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If I can open just one persons eyes in their liftetiem i'll die happy knowing i saved someone's pre-natal dead fetus abortion getting hatefucked by a seedy cooch butcher


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica] * 2
    #19243530 - 12/08/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i should probably stop posting before i get banned from the internet forever


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
    #19243539 - 12/08/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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indica said:
I hope I die in a way that my body is completely destroyed. If you think about it, what's the occupation and necrophile is most likely to have? mortician/undertaker/funeral home owner/operator/etc.

And noone really knows how many there are or aren't around... imagine your baby's dead body being violently hammered by a raging sicko with  dead baby boner. Fuck that shit. I'll bury my own baby thanks



You could always get your body cremated... :mitebecool:


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: gulper2323]
    #19243547 - 12/08/13 03:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

yeah but someone has to put the body in the gas chamber. it would want to be someone i know and trust not someone who is going to have sex with me before they put me in the fire


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
    #19243561 - 12/08/13 03:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:shrug: do they have enough time to really do that?!? And be honest at this stage does it really matter if it happens or not? Like your dead and you're about to be turned into ashes anyway :shrug:


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: gulper2323]
    #19243567 - 12/08/13 03:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

but it breaks like all fundamental principles of the bro code


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
    #19243595 - 12/08/13 03:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: bro code
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Broteronomy 3:11
Thy shall not commit acts of a sexual nature on another bros corpse and shall keep thy bros corpse in a state of impenetrable from dark, unwashed forces.




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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: gulper2323] * 2
    #19243599 - 12/08/13 03:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

thou shalt not covet thy bros wench's abortion bucket


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
    #19243634 - 12/08/13 04:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So hardcore.


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: OldHam]
    #19243641 - 12/08/13 04:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

some days i get really fascinated by the topic of it. its an interesting thought. i used to love reading stuff about serial killers etc back in the day


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
    #19243648 - 12/08/13 04:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: there's nothing like getting religious and quoting some of your favourite verses on a Sunday

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Bro Mark 2:12
And then the great Bro in the sky said "Go forth ye prophets of the Great Bro (also know as master Bros) as I have given ye thy rubber skin of protection so that ye can carry out the great work that the Great Bro has called you to do without endangering the void that must be kept within the life's of thou's hoes. But be warned!: they only work 97% of the time, there are no refunds for used or opened products, and I can't be held responsible for any holes that may snap open while in use."




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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: casket]
    #19243864 - 12/08/13 07:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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brb gona go rape the dead.






It's not rape if they don't say "no."  :wink:


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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: Salomon]
    #19243876 - 12/08/13 07:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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is it necrophilia if you intend to reanimate the corpse later?


like frankenstin style?







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Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: Versicolor]
    #19247172 - 12/08/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Salomon said:
is it necrophilia if you intend to reanimate the corpse later?


like frankenstin style?









finally, took long enough


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