|
evileye001
Stranger then you



Registered: 02/23/13
Posts: 2,341
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide. [Re: indica]
#19243471 - 12/08/13 02:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
-------------------- we are the universe contemplating its self.
|
Corporal Kielbasa


Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 17,235
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide. [Re: A Dick Shin]
#19243484 - 12/08/13 02:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
|
gulper2323
Unknown Landscape Climber



Registered: 06/17/12
Posts: 1,282
Loc:
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: facepockets] 1
#19243496 - 12/08/13 02:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
facepockets said:
Quote:
Sometimes the corpse is too fragile to be moved; in that case make it fast. Or just break off the head, hand or lower torso and take it with you for added convenience.
Something tells me this is a quote that is going to stay with me for the rest of my life
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: gulper2323]
#19243502 - 12/08/13 02:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I hope I die in a way that my body is completely destroyed. If you think about it, what's the occupation and necrophile is most likely to have? mortician/undertaker/funeral home owner/operator/etc.
And noone really knows how many there are or aren't around... imagine your baby's dead body being violently hammered by a raging sicko with dead baby boner. Fuck that shit. I'll bury my own baby thanks
|
TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



Registered: 11/29/12
Posts: 16,000
Loc: Kazakhstan
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
#19243519 - 12/08/13 03:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
indica said: I hope I die in a way that my body is completely destroyed. If you think about it, what's the occupation and necrophile is most likely to have? mortician/undertaker/funeral home owner/operator/etc.
And noone really knows how many there are or aren't around... imagine your baby's dead body being violently hammered by a raging sicko with dead baby boner. Fuck that shit. I'll bury my own baby thanks
I just literally did that while reading that... That is not something I want to imagine, wtf.
Although, you/they would be dead so it isn't like you're actually hurting anything.
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19243527 - 12/08/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
If I can open just one persons eyes in their liftetiem i'll die happy knowing i saved someone's pre-natal dead fetus abortion getting hatefucked by a seedy cooch butcher
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica] 2
#19243530 - 12/08/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
i should probably stop posting before i get banned from the internet forever
|
gulper2323
Unknown Landscape Climber



Registered: 06/17/12
Posts: 1,282
Loc:
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
#19243539 - 12/08/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
indica said: I hope I die in a way that my body is completely destroyed. If you think about it, what's the occupation and necrophile is most likely to have? mortician/undertaker/funeral home owner/operator/etc.
And noone really knows how many there are or aren't around... imagine your baby's dead body being violently hammered by a raging sicko with dead baby boner. Fuck that shit. I'll bury my own baby thanks
You could always get your body cremated...
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: gulper2323]
#19243547 - 12/08/13 03:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
yeah but someone has to put the body in the gas chamber. it would want to be someone i know and trust not someone who is going to have sex with me before they put me in the fire
|
gulper2323
Unknown Landscape Climber



Registered: 06/17/12
Posts: 1,282
Loc:
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
#19243561 - 12/08/13 03:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
do they have enough time to really do that?!? And be honest at this stage does it really matter if it happens or not? Like your dead and you're about to be turned into ashes anyway
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: gulper2323]
#19243567 - 12/08/13 03:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
but it breaks like all fundamental principles of the bro code
|
gulper2323
Unknown Landscape Climber



Registered: 06/17/12
Posts: 1,282
Loc:
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
#19243595 - 12/08/13 03:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
bro code
Quote:
Broteronomy 3:11 Thy shall not commit acts of a sexual nature on another bros corpse and shall keep thy bros corpse in a state of impenetrable from dark, unwashed forces.
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: gulper2323] 2
#19243599 - 12/08/13 03:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
thou shalt not covet thy bros wench's abortion bucket
|
OldHam


Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
#19243634 - 12/08/13 04:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
So hardcore.
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: OldHam]
#19243641 - 12/08/13 04:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
some days i get really fascinated by the topic of it. its an interesting thought. i used to love reading stuff about serial killers etc back in the day
|
gulper2323
Unknown Landscape Climber



Registered: 06/17/12
Posts: 1,282
Loc:
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: indica]
#19243648 - 12/08/13 04:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
there's nothing like getting religious and quoting some of your favourite verses on a Sunday
Quote:
Bro Mark 2:12 And then the great Bro in the sky said "Go forth ye prophets of the Great Bro (also know as master Bros) as I have given ye thy rubber skin of protection so that ye can carry out the great work that the Great Bro has called you to do without endangering the void that must be kept within the life's of thou's hoes. But be warned!: they only work 97% of the time, there are no refunds for used or opened products, and I can't be held responsible for any holes that may snap open while in use."
|
CidneyIndole
www.shroomery.OG



Registered: 05/16/05
Posts: 4,761
Loc: Love's Secret Domain
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: casket]
#19243864 - 12/08/13 07:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
casket said: brb gona go rape the dead.
It's not rape if they don't say "no."
-------------------- ------------------------ I am me. We are You.
|
Versicolor
♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖



Registered: 05/04/11
Posts: 2,268
Loc:
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: Salomon]
#19243876 - 12/08/13 07:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Salomon said: is it necrophilia if you intend to reanimate the corpse later?
like frankenstin style?
|
Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH
|
Re: Necrophilia: A beginners guide [Re: Versicolor]
#19247172 - 12/08/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Versicolor said:
Quote:
Salomon said: is it necrophilia if you intend to reanimate the corpse later?
like frankenstin style?

finally, took long enough
-------------------- EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT
|
|