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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963]
    #19242571 - 12/07/13 08:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Chowder963 said:
Yeah but you didn't have sex, you had oral sex, if you tell people you had sex with a girl and really just got a blow job, you would say you've had oral sex or got a bj, not just say you had sex with her. That's weird as fuck dude.

Do you talk to people..? I mean I understand the mentality of someone who's a virgin or never really talks to people are what society would call a "loser" because I could fall under that category easily since I only have a few friends, but being this detached is borderline lying to yourself to make yourself feel better/actually believing it. Its psychotic.




I don't understand how my grasp on language and communication has anything to do with whether I'm a loser, winner, virgin, or sex machine.
You're assuming there's only one context for the word "sex" and that is just not the case.
The fact that I understand that the context of a word can vary doesn't have anything to do with my social skills, sexual experience, or whatever else you dream up.
Context is everything.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #19243967 - 12/08/13 08:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It's not sex if you are in an oval office


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Patlal]
    #19243974 - 12/08/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Damn imagine all that pussy JFK made wet in that White House.
His dick ran deep.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19244311 - 12/08/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Errolscool said:
It is a sexual act, but is oral sex or fellatio not intercourse!  :themoreyouknow:




Uhmmm...


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intercourse

3:  physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person <anal intercourse> <oral intercourse>; especially :  sexual intercourse 1 <heterosexual intercourse>
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/intercourse





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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: 4runner]
    #19244345 - 12/08/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Is Chowder soup?


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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: koods]
    #19244401 - 12/08/13 10:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How about we all just agree to disagree. Everyone is going to attach their own definition to the word anyway.


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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: Ballerium]
    #19244504 - 12/08/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
How about we all just agree to disagree. Everyone is going to attach their own definition to the word anyway.




I got an idea. Let's not make up our own definitions to words that already have them. Certainly, let's not let a 16 year old do it

Sex
Quote:

: physical activity in which people touch each other's bodies, kiss each other, etc. : physical activity that is related to and often includes sexual intercourse



http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sex


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Edited by koods (12/08/13 11:16 AM)


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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: koods]
    #19244517 - 12/08/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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1. sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
mark as favorite buy sex mugs & shirts
sexual sexy sexa shag fuck screw
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sex

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2. sex
sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!

Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.




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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: fapjack]
    #19244521 - 12/08/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!



Lol


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: koods]
    #19244529 - 12/08/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
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sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!



Lol




What about the square roots????


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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: Patlal]
    #19244549 - 12/08/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The squares watch porn because they can't get dates.


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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: koods]
    #19244552 - 12/08/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
The squares watch porn because they can't get dates.




Well played


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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: Ballerium]
    #19246159 - 12/08/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
How about we all just agree to disagree. Everyone is going to attach their own definition to the word anyway.




exactly theres two sides

.THE NORMAL people who know how to talk to peolle because they do it on a regular basis.
         
                        VS

THE UNSOCIAL PEOPLE who are either to dumb to know that this doesnt make sense in converation with a normal person, or are trying to have sex by technicality.


which side olare you on guys lol?


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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: Chowder963]
    #19246169 - 12/08/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Da


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963] * 1
    #19246176 - 12/08/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Chowder963 said:
Thank you guys, I was beginning to lose hope in the shroomery.. This person claims to be 44 years old also.



If a person gave you a blowjob they would still be a sexual partner though, which is what the fucking thread was asking. Whether you consider it sex or not is actually totally irrelevant to the topic of the thread.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963]
    #19246231 - 12/08/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Why would you not make a poll :facepalm:


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: jewunit]
    #19246491 - 12/08/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

No it went off topic when people were saying that it was sex, just sex. We all know the partner thing.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963]
    #19246541 - 12/08/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The word is used in different senses. Obviously a blowjob is a sex act. Usually when people say they "had sex" they mean vaginal or perhaps butt sex though. It's a murky area though, I mean if two women say they "had sex" then they may well be referring to oral.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19246546 - 12/08/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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pwnasaurus said:
Why would you not make a poll :facepalm:




Add one!


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: highc]
    #19246631 - 12/08/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Why would you not make a poll :facepalm:




Add one!




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