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Beanhead
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: akira_akuma]
#19245141 - 12/08/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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What hasn't he tried
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koods
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: Beanhead] 1
#19245149 - 12/08/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wiccan has tried everything. He has some wires and a nine volt battery on hand to restart his heart if something else goes wrong.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: koods]
#19245167 - 12/08/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LOL Wiccan is just looking for universal love... so... he plugs himself into the universe of course.
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g00ru
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: TiN 42]
#19245182 - 12/08/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
tinkid said:
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g00ru said: i enjoy mind control 
Controlling others or being controlled ? 
both
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: akira_akuma]
#19245189 - 12/08/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't get me wrong. I have stuck a lot of things in my butt over the years. Veggies. Gardening tools. Cleaning Devices. Power tools. My fingers. Other people's fingers. My dick. Other people's dicks. Most recently, a syringe full of MDA.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
Edited by koods (12/08/13 02:03 PM)
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akira_akuma
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: koods]
#19245228 - 12/08/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: Don't get me wrong. I have stuck a lot of things in my butt over the years. Veggies. Gardening tools. Cleaning Devices. Power tools. My fingers. Other people's fingers. My dick. Other people's dicks. Most recently, a syringe full of MDA.
PFFFT 
kudos
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zappaisgod
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: Asante]
#19245237 - 12/08/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Angel Dust.
Last friend I told was like "WHOA REALLY? Don't you go crazy?" I told him the jury is still out on that one 
Some people will never understand.
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lets drive around
That kid with a stupid low Jetta



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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: T-Rex]
#19245257 - 12/08/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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T-Rex said: I enjoy the relief after vomiting. There's something euphoric about it
I on the other hand enjoy vomiting and dry heaving. It's almost like a mini orgasm for me, not in a sexual way though... I know I'm fuckin weird
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: akira_akuma]
#19245285 - 12/08/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
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koods said: Don't get me wrong. I have stuck a lot of things in my butt over the years. Veggies. Gardening tools. Cleaning Devices. Power tools. My fingers. Other people's fingers. My dick. Other people's dicks. Most recently, a syringe full of MDA.
PFFFT 
It can be done. It's not really very enjoyable, as you can imagine.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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akira_akuma
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: koods]
#19245299 - 12/08/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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still, it's an achievement. you could have posted a picture on the internet, and bang; hits.
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koods
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: akira_akuma]
#19245337 - 12/08/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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akira_akuma said: still, it's an achievement. you could have posted a picture on the internet, and bang; hits.
There was no Internet when this feat was accomplished.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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akira_akuma
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: koods]
#19245345 - 12/08/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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so it was a completely selfless act. you just wanted to please your self's self's self.
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Mescalean
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: koods]
#19245349 - 12/08/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Aquariums. Specifically saltwater. Idk why but watching every living thing in there interact in their own world it centers me. That and if you ever look at the more diverse coral reef tanks their beautiful.
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: akira_akuma]
#19245352 - 12/08/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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For science.Quote:
akira_akuma said: so it was a completely selfless act. you just wanted to please your self's self's self.
For science.
It was summer. I stayed in Montreal to take a class, and I was extremely bored*. Most of the time I would make these complicated paper airplanes and then throw them off my 16th floor balcony. one day I decided to try to stick my dick in my ass. Really. That's all there was to it.
*kjnda like today.. Where I'm so bored I've just admitted to sticking my dick in my own ass.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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akira_akuma
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: Mescalean]
#19245359 - 12/08/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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aquariums and their contents are naturally, inherently beautiful. fishes, and coral designs, and life's sustenance, water.
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koods said: For science.Quote:
akira_akuma said: so it was a completely selfless act. you just wanted to please your self's self's self.
For science.
like i said, very selfless of you. now we know... it CAN be done.
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GoldenEye
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: akira_akuma]
#19245383 - 12/08/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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... damn.
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koods
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: akira_akuma]
#19245384 - 12/08/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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akira_akuma said: aquariums and their contents are naturally, inherently beautiful. fishes, and coral designs, and life's sustenance, water.
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koods said: For science.Quote:
akira_akuma said: so it was a completely selfless act. you just wanted to please your self's self's self.
For science.
like i said, very selfless of you. now we know... it CAN be done.
I've been fucking myself my whole life. Just that one time, literally.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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lets drive around
That kid with a stupid low Jetta



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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: koods]
#19246164 - 12/08/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why is there two exact threads... one by Synthe and one by OldHam am I tripping son?
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: lets drive around]
#19255249 - 12/10/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Beanhead
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Re: People would be surprised if they knew you enjoyed... [Re: koods]
#19256190 - 12/10/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: Don't get me wrong. I have stuck a lot of things in my butt over the years. Veggies. Gardening tools. Cleaning Devices. Power tools. My fingers. Other people's fingers. My dick. Other people's dicks. Most recently, a syringe full of MDA.

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