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Offlineclaraclairvoyant
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19226193 - 12/04/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

of course it's not gay, are you really worried about doing something that someone might consider 'gay'? that's so lame dude. suck away. if i had a dick and could suck it, i'm sure i'd try it but i think i would be too weirded out by it to really enjoy it.


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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19226340 - 12/04/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
:picdidnthappen:



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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
:picdidnthappen:




Qft
Qft
Qft


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InvisibleautomanM
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: ManianFH]
    #19228401 - 12/04/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mick said:
if i could suck my own dick, gotta admit, i would pretty much never leave the house. id have to get a work from home job.




this


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Anonymous #3

Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: robbyberto]
    #19230092 - 12/05/13 05:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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claraclairvoyant said:
of course it's not gay, are you really worried about doing something that someone might consider 'gay'? that's so lame dude. suck away. if i had a dick and could suck it, i'm sure i'd try it but i think i would be too weirded out by it to really enjoy it.




I'm not worried. Just opinions. I don't really do that nemore neway. But I have.

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
:picdidnthappen:



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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
:picdidnthappen:




Qft
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Qft




Maybe I will


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InvisibleEndure
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19230100 - 12/05/13 05:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

as a bisexual, there is nothing wrong with sucking your own dick.

unless you are seekin out other peoples dick, its not. but reminder, if you are getting sincerely turned on by this, maybe you do have a gay side, which shouldnt be an issue.. lol just view yourself as a superhuman, instead ofa regular human if you happen to like both tits n dick


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19230212 - 12/05/13 07:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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claraclairvoyant said:
of course it's not gay, are you really worried about doing something that someone might consider 'gay'? that's so lame dude. suck away. if i had a dick and could suck it, i'm sure i'd try it but i think i would be too weirded out by it to really enjoy it.




I'm not worried. Just opinions. I don't really do that nemore neway. But I have.

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robbyberto said:
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
:picdidnthappen:



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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
:picdidnthappen:



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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
:picdidnthappen:




Qft
Qft
Qft




Maybe I will




You definitely should cause nobody believes you


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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Patlal]
    #19230325 - 12/05/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dude you shouldn't not believe him lol all it takes is like I said, the ability to put your knees next to your ears, and a longer than average dick from what I would assume. Both of which I can do so I don't see it as special.

I'll admit as a younger bro, about the age of 14, I tried it and was successful. But only the tip and actually, back then I was LESS flexible. I both see this guys story as true and not really needing pics haha


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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Atrium]
    #19230397 - 12/05/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Jamesdnh said:
Dude you shouldn't not believe him lol all it takes is like I said, the ability to put your knees next to your ears, and a longer than average dick from what I would assume. Both of which I can do so I don't see it as special.

I'll admit as a younger bro, about the age of 14, I tried it and was successful. But only the tip and actually, back then I was LESS flexible. I both see this guys story as true and not really needing pics haha




Alright fine. I just want to satisfy my fantasy of seeing a guy suck his own dick


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Anonymous #8

Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Patlal]
    #19230402 - 12/05/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Asking for pics is gay in itself lol


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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Endure]
    #19230642 - 12/05/13 10:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Endure said:
as a bisexual, there is nothing wrong with sucking your own dick.

unless you are seekin out other peoples dick, its not. but reminder, if you are getting sincerely turned on by this, maybe you do have a gay side, which shouldnt be an issue.. lol just view yourself as a superhuman, instead ofa regular human if you happen to like both tits n dick



So you think that jacking off (ie giving yourself a hand job) means you have a "gay side"?


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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19231152 - 12/05/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think too many people are actually turned on themselves by the idea of jerking off.


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The only reason I study Psychology is to have a legitimate excuse to enjoy Chemistry. :tongue2:


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Re: i can auto felatio [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19231172 - 12/05/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous #4 said:
I wish I could blow myself. I'd start rolling,  do a few lines of coke and blow till I popped. Then if smoke a cigarette and do it all over again :vaped:






:noyoudidawet:



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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19231274 - 12/05/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've seen crazier things, like a guy fuck his own asshole!


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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Atrium]
    #19231572 - 12/05/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Jamesdnh said:
I don't think too many people are actually turned on themselves by the idea of jerking off.



You don't get turned on when you jerk off?  You don't get hard and then subsequently cum?  Sounds like the effects of being turned on to me.


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InvisibleEndure
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19231804 - 12/05/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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pwnasaurus said:
Quote:

Endure said:
as a bisexual, there is nothing wrong with sucking your own dick.

unless you are seekin out other peoples dick, its not. but reminder, if you are getting sincerely turned on by this, maybe you do have a gay side, which shouldnt be an issue.. lol just view yourself as a superhuman, instead ofa regular human if you happen to like both tits n dick



So you think that jacking off (ie giving yourself a hand job) means you have a "gay side"?




For the record I know two people who suck there Dick n they report no sexual attraction, just physical sensation.

So yes. If your thinking about DICK in general n its Turning you on sexually, well that's grounds for  questioning without a doubt. Sincerely turned on, as in real sexual attraction, not physical stimulation which can cause arousal. if you are goingto try to argue this then head over to a real sexuality forum guy, you are Wrong.

The fact that you left me a bad rating for my post, is beyond me when again, you are wrong. but if it helps you sleep at night...


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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19231837 - 12/05/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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pwnasaurus said:
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Jamesdnh said:
I don't think too many people are actually turned on themselves by the idea of jerking off.



You don't get turned on when you jerk off?  You don't get hard and then subsequently cum?  Sounds like the effects of being turned on to me.




how much experience do you have?

do you not know there is a difference between true sexual desire and physical stimulation.

sexual desire will cater to a specific bodytype/person/male or female
physical stimulation, that releases hormones, gets the blood pumpin, can turn almost anyone on, even most gay guys if they were having sex with a girl. sexual desire will control the pleasure, some type of pleasure will come no matter what with sex, but varying levels.


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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Endure]
    #19243392 - 12/08/13 01:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: highc] * 2
    #19243401 - 12/08/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dude holy shit!


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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: robbyberto]
    #19243446 - 12/08/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

TEACH ME YO SKILLZ NIGGA


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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Crystal G] * 9
    #19243829 - 12/08/13 07:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Why do I regret asking for pics?


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