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Heard something at work today that made me :feelsfunnyman: and :feelsbadman: at the same time
    #19243376 - 12/08/13 01:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So we have these contractors that come on board our boat to do contracty work. And this one dude who was well and truly out there and definitely a bit loopy just on appearance alone said, completely out of the blue, in a dead serious tone "I tell my missus to have an ice bath so she feels like a dead  body when we have sex"

I hear a bit of weird shit, but this came completely out of left field. And the more I thought about it the more I was like


:loldongs:

yeah nah


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Re: Heard something at work today that made me :feelsfunnyman: and :feelsbadman: at the same time [Re: indica]
    #19243377 - 12/08/13 01:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dead girls don't say no!


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Re: Heard something at work today that made me :feelsfunnyman: and :feelsbadman: at the same time [Re: abltsandwich]
    #19243382 - 12/08/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

abltsandwich said:
Dead girls don't say no!





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Re: Heard something at work today that made me :feelsfunnyman: and :feelsbadman: at the same time [Re: indica]
    #19243395 - 12/08/13 01:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ducks are one of the only other animals to engage in necrophilia. And it's gay duck bro necrophilia. That's pretty fucking out there indica.
:narc:


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Re: Heard something at work today that made me :feelsfunnyman: and :feelsbadman: at the same time [Re: robbyberto]
    #19243435 - 12/08/13 02:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Where is the Muppet emoticon when you need one?


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Re: Heard something at work today that made me :feelsfunnyman: and :feelsbadman: at the same time [Re: Smushroom]
    #19243439 - 12/08/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Isn't that guy dead?


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Re: Heard something at work today that made me :feelsfunnyman: and :feelsbadman: at the same time [Re: robbyberto]
    #19243450 - 12/08/13 02:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Not sure but if he is he'd probably have sex with himself.


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Re: Heard something at work today that made me :feelsfunnyman: and :feelsbadman: at the same time [Re: Smushroom]
    #19243453 - 12/08/13 02:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Last time I saw him was when he got in Effed's car for a 2 hour ride home while we brought up the necrophilia post over the speakerphone. That was like 3 years ago though


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