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Anonymous #1
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friend tested positive on a piss test (army)
#19241657 - 12/07/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Poor bastard smoked a bowl at a party and caught a random test a few days later. Tested positive for THC. He denied smoking and told them he has no idea what it could be btw. Tomorrow when he goes in for his meeting he's going to ask them if the pre or post workout supplements and energy drinks he uses daily could have caused a false positive.
Is there any possibility he will get off with a demotion or other form of reprimanding that doesn't involve him being discharged? He seems to think he's going to get off with a demotion but I think he's just in denial.
Edited by Anonymous (12/07/13 04:15 PM)
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Anonymous #2
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#19241682 - 12/07/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Back in the day when I was in The Aremed services. I got caught on a random piss test after smoking at a party. I just got what is known as an artical 15 non judicial punishment. I got docked 650 dollers in pay. 15 days correctional custody and 12 weeks of how to be a better drug addict class. and it cost me a year delay in a promotion. After that they tested me regually so I totlaly stopped all drugs when I was in and became a respectable alcholic like they like.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #2] 1
#19241725 - 12/07/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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"How to be a better drug addict class"
Lol
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Anonymous #4
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #3]
#19242767 - 12/07/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I do some accounting work at a trucking company once a week. They test all the truckers quite frequently. One guy pissed dirty for THC and he took it to court and won claiming that the metabolite from THC is a naturally occurring substance in the body. 
Kind of irrelevant to the OP but I thought I'd share. If that trucker can get off the hook anybody can. Maybe the US Army is a little bit more strict though.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #4]
#19243500 - 12/08/13 02:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: I do some accounting work at a trucking company once a week. They test all the truckers quite frequently. One guy pissed dirty for THC and he took it to court and won claiming that the metabolite from THC is a naturally occurring substance in the body. 
How did he do that? Did he hire experts to testify that is true?
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Anonymous #6
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #5] 2
#19244824 - 12/08/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol that story cant be real.
Edited by Anonymous (12/08/13 12:46 PM)
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Anonymous #7
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #1]
#19251199 - 12/09/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: Tomorrow when he goes in for his meeting he's going to ask them if the pre or post workout supplements and energy drinks he uses daily could have caused a false positive.
lawl.....I'm gonna guess that the army isn't that stupid.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #2]
#19258060 - 12/10/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said: After that they tested me regually so I totlaly stopped all drugs when I was in and became a respectable alcholic like they like.
Common Story in the Armed Forces. qft
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Anonymous #9
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #8]
#19258861 - 12/11/13 06:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Smoke weed, errrrrry day.

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Anonymous #10
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #9]
#19258916 - 12/11/13 06:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just tell him to fess up, explain that he knows he screwed up and that he is prepared to accept any punishment they deem proper. The mentality of the military admires people with balls, even if they screw up sometimes. He may have to do some shit that sucks but if he stays in line for the rest of his enlistment he'll be fine.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #10]
#19264729 - 12/12/13 08:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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he received a general discharge under honorable conditions. he's pretty upset but at least they didn't slap him with a dishonorable and he was only a weekend warrior in the reserves. he has a full time job. he'll get over it.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #5]
#19265515 - 12/12/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: I do some accounting work at a trucking company once a week. They test all the truckers quite frequently. One guy pissed dirty for THC and he took it to court and won claiming that the metabolite from THC is a naturally occurring substance in the body. 
How did he do that? Did he hire experts to testify that is true?
I don't know exactly how it happened but I'm friends with the owner of the company and he was asking me about it. I basically told him that it was bullshit and that the truck driver shouldn't have won his case with that defense but it worked somehow...the people in that county aren't very bright apparently
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Anonymous #11
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Re: friend tested positive on a piss test (army) [Re: Anonymous #4]
#19271959 - 12/13/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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he's fucked. they are kicking people out left and right
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