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Manic626
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Have a drug test in 3 days...
#19241168 - 12/07/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Smoked some mid friday night, have a drug test Tuesday. Save your lecture and help me pass. Will be much appreciated.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626] 1
#19241186 - 12/07/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sure-Jell, ~1/2-1 gallon of water, and b-vitamins
Start drinking the water like an hour before the test, then eat a few vitamins(for urine color), then eat the sure-jell like a half hour before the test.
I got one of friday and I've been smoking...
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19241295 - 12/07/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well you have a couple of options. Either purchase some fake pee, have someone pee for you, or dilute your urine on the day of the test. If you choose to go the dilution route, then I suggest following these steps: http://www.marijuana.com/threads/n2s-dilution-method.301424/
Edited by homesqueeze (12/07/13 02:46 PM)
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: homesqueeze]
#19241374 - 12/07/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just have some synthetic urine overnight shipped to you. Preferably one of the kits that comes with the little heater. I believe they are in the 30-50 dollar range.
Sorry but I can't find the link for the one that was suggested to me before. I'm sure a simple google search will help you.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: kr0nik0]
#19241389 - 12/07/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yup try Quickfix synthetic urine unless its an observed UA in which case dilution is your only option. Dilution doesn't work every time so that's last resort
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19241394 - 12/07/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wish I had a dollar for every thread like this, since I joined the Shroomery.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Sundrop]
#19241408 - 12/07/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sundrop said: I wish I had a dollar for every thread like this, since I joined the Shroomery.
Right? I've only been here a bit less than 2 years and I must of answered this question at least 75 times.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: homesqueeze]
#19241412 - 12/07/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
homesqueeze said: If you choose to go the dilution route, then I suggest following these steps: http://www.marijuana.com/threads/n2s-dilution-method.301424/
My fiancé used this and it worked It's not technically a negative, so they may want you to retest. Apparently my fiancé's place of work was satisfied.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Normal Flora]
#19241431 - 12/07/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It will be the dilution method. My boss knows I smoke. He said "just pass" or corporate will fire me.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Normal Flora]
#19241437 - 12/07/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yup. The dilution method works for employment drug tests. Well, works fine enough to buy yourself some time until you get re-tested.
OP, who is testing your piss? There's a big difference if it's something for the government, or if it's simply an employee screening drug test.
Edit: Oh nvm. Just saw you posted. Just dilute that shit man. It's not guaranteed 100%..I'd personally spend the money and buy synth piss to be sure, but to each their own. Good luck either way.
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Edited by kr0nik0 (12/07/13 03:19 PM)
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19241452 - 12/07/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Good luck! Sending clean vibes
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: kr0nik0]
#19241464 - 12/07/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Employer, boss is cool with it but highers up arent.
Got to pass or will be fired.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19241473 - 12/07/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hell yeah!! What kind of drugs are you testing!!
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19241488 - 12/07/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think it's completely asinine they still test for weed, for a number of reasons...
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Just get some quick-fix. I've gotten 2 jobs using that stuff, no problems at all. My piss tests are court ordered, the bastards come in there and watch me so I can't use it.
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Manic626
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Ok, got up this morning, pissed, had a cup of coffee, pissed some more. Bought a THC test kit from Walmart, pissed in it. Came up a very faint "negative" line. Not sure I trust that. How accurate are those store bought test kits?
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19246585 - 12/08/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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you're gonna faaaail
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19246598 - 12/08/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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They're alright. Probably pretty similar accuracy of what you'll get tested with, if they're using a dip test, but if they send it off to a lab that is more accurate...
Just dilute more by drinking a lot of water for a while leading up to the test, you can take a lot of b vitamins before the test too, that'll give your urine color so they can't tell you diluted.
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How often do you smoke? People typically pass a single use of MJ toxins fairly quickly, especially if you are lean.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Irfan]
#19246621 - 12/08/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Irfan said: How often do you smoke? People typically pass a single use of MJ toxins fairly quickly, especially if you are lean.
Like 3 times a week, but for the past month... 3 times the whole month.
I pretty "giddy" when it come to metabolism.
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