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Manic626
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Have a drug test in 3 days...
#19241168 - 12/07/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Smoked some mid friday night, have a drug test Tuesday. Save your lecture and help me pass. Will be much appreciated.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626] 1
#19241186 - 12/07/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sure-Jell, ~1/2-1 gallon of water, and b-vitamins
Start drinking the water like an hour before the test, then eat a few vitamins(for urine color), then eat the sure-jell like a half hour before the test.
I got one of friday and I've been smoking...
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19241295 - 12/07/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well you have a couple of options. Either purchase some fake pee, have someone pee for you, or dilute your urine on the day of the test. If you choose to go the dilution route, then I suggest following these steps: http://www.marijuana.com/threads/n2s-dilution-method.301424/
Edited by homesqueeze (12/07/13 02:46 PM)
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: homesqueeze]
#19241374 - 12/07/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just have some synthetic urine overnight shipped to you. Preferably one of the kits that comes with the little heater. I believe they are in the 30-50 dollar range.
Sorry but I can't find the link for the one that was suggested to me before. I'm sure a simple google search will help you.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: kr0nik0]
#19241389 - 12/07/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yup try Quickfix synthetic urine unless its an observed UA in which case dilution is your only option. Dilution doesn't work every time so that's last resort
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19241394 - 12/07/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wish I had a dollar for every thread like this, since I joined the Shroomery.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Sundrop]
#19241408 - 12/07/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sundrop said: I wish I had a dollar for every thread like this, since I joined the Shroomery.
Right? I've only been here a bit less than 2 years and I must of answered this question at least 75 times.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: homesqueeze]
#19241412 - 12/07/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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homesqueeze said: If you choose to go the dilution route, then I suggest following these steps: http://www.marijuana.com/threads/n2s-dilution-method.301424/
My fiancé used this and it worked It's not technically a negative, so they may want you to retest. Apparently my fiancé's place of work was satisfied.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Normal Flora]
#19241431 - 12/07/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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It will be the dilution method. My boss knows I smoke. He said "just pass" or corporate will fire me.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Normal Flora]
#19241437 - 12/07/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yup. The dilution method works for employment drug tests. Well, works fine enough to buy yourself some time until you get re-tested.
OP, who is testing your piss? There's a big difference if it's something for the government, or if it's simply an employee screening drug test.
Edit: Oh nvm. Just saw you posted. Just dilute that shit man. It's not guaranteed 100%..I'd personally spend the money and buy synth piss to be sure, but to each their own. Good luck either way.
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Edited by kr0nik0 (12/07/13 03:19 PM)
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19241452 - 12/07/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Good luck! Sending clean vibes
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: kr0nik0]
#19241464 - 12/07/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Employer, boss is cool with it but highers up arent.
Got to pass or will be fired.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19241473 - 12/07/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hell yeah!! What kind of drugs are you testing!!
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19241488 - 12/07/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think it's completely asinine they still test for weed, for a number of reasons...
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Just get some quick-fix. I've gotten 2 jobs using that stuff, no problems at all. My piss tests are court ordered, the bastards come in there and watch me so I can't use it.
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Ok, got up this morning, pissed, had a cup of coffee, pissed some more. Bought a THC test kit from Walmart, pissed in it. Came up a very faint "negative" line. Not sure I trust that. How accurate are those store bought test kits?
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19246585 - 12/08/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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you're gonna faaaail
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19246598 - 12/08/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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They're alright. Probably pretty similar accuracy of what you'll get tested with, if they're using a dip test, but if they send it off to a lab that is more accurate...
Just dilute more by drinking a lot of water for a while leading up to the test, you can take a lot of b vitamins before the test too, that'll give your urine color so they can't tell you diluted.
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How often do you smoke? People typically pass a single use of MJ toxins fairly quickly, especially if you are lean.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Irfan]
#19246621 - 12/08/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Irfan said: How often do you smoke? People typically pass a single use of MJ toxins fairly quickly, especially if you are lean.
Like 3 times a week, but for the past month... 3 times the whole month.
I pretty "giddy" when it come to metabolism.
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Your good bro, as long as you had a faint line no matter how faint it's a negative result. I had the same issue about a month ago and my line was as faint as a ghost pube but I passed and it was a lab test. How bad would that have sucked to piss away a 25 dollar an hour job because I wanted to smoke, that shit can wait! If your worried do the dilution method, drink lots of fluids and take a vitamin so your piss is still dark the certo or sure jelly works too just make sure you piss in the morning then drink the certo and a vitamin and lots of fluids. Whatever you do DONT USE SYNTHETIC PISS!! It doesn't have the right stuff in it and will come back as non human in a lab test. Hope that helps...
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Ayahuascasoul said: Your good bro, as long as you had a faint line no matter how faint it's a negative result. I had the same issue about a month ago and my line was as faint as a ghost pube but I passed and it was a lab test. How bad would that have sucked to piss away a 25 dollar an hour job because I wanted to smoke, that shit can wait! If your worried do the dilution method, drink lots of fluids and take a vitamin so your piss is still dark the certo or sure jelly works too just make sure you piss in the morning then drink the certo and a vitamin and lots of fluids. Whatever you do DONT USE SYNTHETIC PISS!! It doesn't have the right stuff in it and will come back as non human in a lab test. Hope that helps...
Thanks man, I'm sure I'll pass.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19246709 - 12/08/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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mjmihalov said: Just dilute more by drinking a lot of water for a while leading up to the test, you can take a lot of b vitamins before the test too, that'll give your urine color so they can't tell you diluted.
The color isn't the only way to tell if it's diluted. I think that link mentioned taking aspirin. That helps with the specific gravity. I'm not sure specifically about aspirin helping, but if there's good science behind it, it can't hurt. I never tested for drugs, but when I was in urinalysis, I'd see a specific gravity around 1.003 and the patient would be like 22 years old, I would think "Diluting "
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19246777 - 12/08/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just take some chewable vitamins and drink a shit ton of water. No matter what you want your piss to be so diluted there is no chance of testing positive for bud. Then they use some test to determine what besides water is in your piss, if it's too low they say it's worthless and toss it. But even if they do that they just call you in later for another one, giving you time.
The tests they perform aren't exactly complex. You could probably drop all sorts of substances into watered down piss to make it easily pass above the "diluted" threshold. But that would take some knowledge to get the right amount to work.
So i'd just stick with vitamins and a lot of water. Worst case scenario you just have to go drop again, this time clean.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Normal Flora]
#19246795 - 12/08/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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your urine needs to have a certain amount of creatine in it for a lab test. dilution is the choice method for a quick test only. i do random DOT tests quite a bit wich are lab tests. never failed. i just get a clear travel bottle for mouth wash from wal-mart a foot warmer and one of those stick on thermometers for babies. apply the foot warmer and wrap it with tape until there is only about an inch of it exposed. otherwise it will get way too hot. but thats why you have the thermometer. so you can just cover it with tape until you get the desired temperature. they get hotter when they are exposed to more air. so also keep in mind you'll be smothering it quite a bit wherever you decide to stash it. i always tape it to the inside of my thigh. the only time they are gonna watch you up close is if your'e on parole or probation. in most situations anyway.ohh and don't forget to to find someone with clean urine to fill your bottle.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19246826 - 12/08/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shopping list:
vitamin B-2/riboflavin: 50 mg does - do NOT buy time release.
creatine monohydrate: Found in body building section of health stores. Don't need anything fancy, powder is cheapest.
Gatorade: Need at least a gallon. Any flavor will do.
Coffee (optional): This will help you pee more if you drink a cup or two.
The process:
48 hours before test: Mix 5 grams of creatine with a glass of water/juice and drink three times a day for two days. Do not start sooner than 48 hours.
3 hours before test: Drink 8 ounces of Gatorade with 5 grams of creatine. Every 15 minutes after that drink another 8 ounces of Gatorade until urine is clear and you are peeing frequently. Need to pee a minimum of 5 times before test.
2 hours before test: Mix 5 grams creatine with 8 ounces Gatorade.
1 hour before test: Mix 5 grams creatine with 8 ounces Gatorade.
1 hour before test: Take 100 mg of B-2/riboflavin
45 minutes before test: Drink another glass of Gatorade.
Between now and the test replace any fluid lost by drinking water/Gatorade.
Only take pee from midstream, never the beginning or end.
I summarized this information found in Under the Radar by "Dee"
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: trampis]
#19247026 - 12/08/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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somehow I really doubt THC stays in your system for 30 days.
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19247033 - 12/08/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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It depends on how frequently you smoke. From Erowid:
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Detection Period in Urine 1-6 days (single use)
Detection Period in Urine 3-9 days (weekly use)
Detection Period in Urine 7-30 days (daily use)
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Re: Have a drug test in 3 days... [Re: Manic626]
#19247092 - 12/08/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Manic626 said: somehow I really doubt THC stays in your system for 30 days.
My wife and I smoked pretty heavy for a long time. Last week when she took her piss test she hadn't smoked in 45 days, still positive at 22 ng/ml. I was pissing clean 3 weeks in. Thing is she has been losing weight and I've been gaining so that might have something to do with it. We mostly dabbed good oil. Everybody is different.
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