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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: highc]
    #19240691 - 12/07/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It certainly is not intercourse, but damn does it feel right.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963] * 1
    #19240694 - 12/07/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No, oral sex doesn't count as intercourse.

Also, you're talking about yourself, I just saw this shit in another thread! You're probably talking about blowing yourself, too.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Synthe]
    #19240705 - 12/07/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Synthe said:
Sex is sex




How'd you feel if you were about to get down with somebody nice and they told you they've never had sex

And they've really given and received head with many partners and they give you chlamydia and syphilis

But it was "only blowjobs" so they're "still a virgin" :huxleyfacepalm:

You can't fully rationalize oral as "not counting"  :twocents:




They should say they've had oral sex, or done other sexual things. They are still a virgin man.. Girls don't lose their virginity through giving a bj..


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: T-Rex]
    #19240719 - 12/07/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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T-Rex said:
It certainly not intercourse, but damn does it feel right.



:curbyourenthusiasm:

if i have oral sex with someone, i don't think of it as having sex with them, but i certainly had ORAL sex with them.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: highc]
    #19240726 - 12/07/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

ITT: self rationalizing cheaters.


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highc said:
That's like saying my moms my dad because they are both parents.




Worst analogy I've ever seen.

You realize both oral sex and vaginal sex fall under the category of sex, right? No I didn't think so...


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #19240733 - 12/07/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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T-Rex said:
It certainly not intercourse, but damn does it feel right.



:curbyourenthusiasm:

if i have oral sex with someone, i don't think of it as having sex with them, but i certainly had ORAL sex with them.



And neither do I.
Take the word NOT from my quotes and ponder the meaning for a bit.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963] * 1
    #19240734 - 12/07/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I did not have sexual relations with that woman


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: T-Rex]
    #19240747 - 12/07/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

oh i just quoted you to giggle, the rest of my post was a general response to the thread. my bad boo.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #19240764 - 12/07/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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The Ecstatic said:
ITT: self rationalizing cheaters.


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highc said:
That's like saying my moms my dad because they are both parents.




Worst analogy I've ever seen.

You realize both oral sex and vaginal sex fall under the category of sex, right? No I didn't think so...




Was meant to be slightly humorous. But by ur rational against this moms and dads both fall under the category or parents.

If you get a bj you don't say I just had sex. No one nowhere ever would assume you got your knob polished.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: sprinkles]
    #19240770 - 12/07/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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you must be young.  It's cute you count partners like that :tongue2:




Me? Or was that a reply fail.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #19240773 - 12/07/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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claraclairvoyant said:
oh i just quoted you to giggle, the rest of my post was a general response to the thread. my bad boo.



No offense taken sweet heart.
Your post contained an ambiguous response and I was unable to decipher the message.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: T-Rex]
    #19240788 - 12/07/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

A BJ is an act of sex.
Oral sex, anal sex, and sexual intercourse are different but they all count as "sex."


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #19240969 - 12/07/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah but you didn't have sex, you had oral sex, if you tell people you had sex with a girl and really just got a blow job, you would say you've had oral sex or got a bj, not just say you had sex with her. That's weird as fuck dude.

Do you talk to people..? I mean I understand the mentality of someone who's a virgin or never really talks to people are what society would call a "loser" because I could fall under that category easily since I only have a few friends, but being this detached is borderline lying to yourself to make yourself feel better/actually believing it. Its psychotic.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: abltsandwich] * 2
    #19240972 - 12/07/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This thread stems from the "how many sexual partners" thread from yesterday right OP?

I personally think the term when used such as "I had sex with this person" implies that there was penetration. I would like to believe the majority of people think the same thing.

Now as far as oral being a type of sex. Of course it is. Thus why it's called oral sex lol.
That's why we have slang in the English language to decipher the difference.

-You got laid = sex
-You got a blowjob = oral sex

The question on yesterday's thread that you got all worked up over was "how many sexual partners have you had?" In which case you count both intercourse and oral.

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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #19241007 - 12/07/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yes that's where it stemmed from, but then a user insisted that a blowjob was indeed NO DIFFERENT than sex. Also stating that he if a girlfriend asked him if he had sex with another girl, and he got a bj, he would say yes. I'm not saying that saying it was a blowjob only would change the cheating aspect, but there were actual people saying that if you got a blowjob from someone, you had sex with them. That's where the sexual parter thing stopped and a whole new wave of stupid came over..


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963]
    #19241064 - 12/07/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I get what you're saying and I agree with you. I think we're saying pretty much the same thing. I just went over the other thread and, yea, there were a couple people in there that weren't making any sense.


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963]
    #19241074 - 12/07/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

is a blowwjob sex where u get ur dick sucked off and all the cum gets fuckin pumped out an shit i duno good question thanks for asking get over it


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #19241077 - 12/07/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Sheekle said:
is a blowwjob sex where u get ur dick sucked off and all the cum gets fuckin pumped out an shit i duno good question thanks for asking get over it



omg do u not no how to kiss girl? get over it


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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #19241082 - 12/07/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Chowder963 said:
Omg dude if you think getting a fucking blowjob is the same as sex then you're one of the 16 year olds.. Wtf dude. Damn like what's wrong with you..? You need me to explain that shit to you..?

So if you get head or you finger a girl you go around telling people you've gotten laid.. If someone came up to me and started talking about a girl, I was like "so did you guys have sex?" And he said yeah and described a blowjob or said he fingered her, I'd walk away thinking he was retarded dude..




answer this question
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Let me put it this way. You're in a relationship. You get a blowjob from someone who isn't your partner. Your partner asks you if you've had sex with someone else. You say no. How are you not a total liar?




I'm still not getting what why you think shooting your jizz down someone's throat would not be sex.


Although, on second thought. Chowder, why don't you suck my dick? It's not like it's sex, or anything.




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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Synthe]
    #19241084 - 12/07/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Synthe said:
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Sheekle said:
is a blowwjob sex where u get ur dick sucked off and all the cum gets fuckin pumped out an shit i duno good question thanks for asking get over it



omg do u not no how to kiss girl? get over it



wtf r u saying getover it


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