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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19237223 - 12/06/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I feel sorry for you kids and your condoms these days. I think I used 1 once or twice back in the 70's. No STD's, no unwanted pregnancy's, no such thing as AIDS, and lots of  :headboard::3some::doggystyle::69::missionary: ...:yesnod:

  I met my wife in 1982 (the year Aids took the stage) and was monogamous until the divorce in 1994 (no condoms).

  Since then, 1 woman for 6 months, and present wife, monogamous these past 18 years. Guess what? No condoms...:penis: . . . :peace:


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: vinsue]
    #19237264 - 12/06/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

what do ya mean?
at once? or total?

or do ya want the verified count? ( fer sure)
or the real +/- 3% estimation...( pry did, sorta hazy)

im assuming , it goes for guys and girls.
and im assuming some kinda poking is required?


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Chowder963]
    #19237296 - 12/06/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Chowder963 said:
You said oral sex equals sex, that's what I'm talking about.




If you or your partner get off, or give it a good try - that's sex. if your DNA ends up anywhere in or on her body, that's sex. When you think you've made your girl orgasm - that's sex.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
    #19237349 - 12/06/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

oh gawd, theres no rational count for that.
our best guess is only from confirmed or likely pokings of some types.

i suppose i could use algorithms to narrow it.

i actually quit counting about half way thru college
but the maid kept a diary, so we can guess pretty good.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: anne halonium]
    #19237360 - 12/06/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well throw us a number Anne!


I'm curious to see how much spare time you have for poking when you have all those baby medicines you're taking care of :lol:


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #19237370 - 12/06/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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How many different sexual partners have you had?



… … … :shrug: Does my hand count?


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19237381 - 12/06/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

well, total, including guy and gal, over 37 yrs.
pry close to boiling temps.

about 50/50 guys gals.



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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #19237383 - 12/06/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hookers included well over 100, without hookers like 50.  Probably like 10 of them were guys though, but I've banged a ton of hot chicks too.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: anne halonium]
    #19237486 - 12/06/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

anne halonium said:
well, total, including guy and gal, over 37 yrs.
pry close to boiling temps.

about 50/50 guys gals.





Are we talking Celsius or Fahrenheit?


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: fapjack]
    #19237498 - 12/06/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

dual brit and american, but i was born in modesto if that counts.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: vinsue]
    #19237501 - 12/06/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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vinsue said:
I feel sorry for you kids and your condoms these days. I think I used 1 once or twice back in the 70's. No STD's, no unwanted pregnancy's, no such thing as AIDS, and lots of  :headboard::3some::doggystyle::69::missionary: ...:yesnod:

  I met my wife in 1982 (the year Aids took the stage) and was monogamous until the divorce in 1994 (no condoms).

  Since then, 1 woman for 6 months, and present wife, monogamous these past 18 years. Guess what? No condoms...:penis: . . . :peace:




The fuck... are you trying to tell us people didn't become pregnant in the 70's?


:utterconfusion:


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: anne halonium]
    #19237505 - 12/06/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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anne halonium said:
dual brit and american, but i was born in modesto if that counts.



What? :confused:


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19237518 - 12/06/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

8 I believe, but hey I'm only 20 so I'm pretty happy with that number.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Acaterpillar] * 3
    #19237570 - 12/06/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

anne halonium said:
well, total, including guy and gal, over 37 yrs.
pry close to boiling temps.

about 50/50 guys gals.





Are we talking Celsius or Fahrenheit?




Kelvin. She sounds slutty.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
    #19237576 - 12/06/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

Well played Koods, well played.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
    #19237580 - 12/06/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

naw ,
slutty is doing it with everyone who wants to.
i only get to a fraction of em.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: anne halonium]
    #19237598 - 12/06/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Anne has got my interest mad piqued right meow


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19237604 - 12/06/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

this is the pub.
anyone over 26, not pulling double digits is slackin.

i cant be the ONLY one here ,
that dedicated myself to  life of hedonism.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: anne halonium] * 1
    #19237630 - 12/06/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

anne halonium said:
this is the pub.
anyone over 26, not pulling double digits is slackin.




Girl, if you're not takin double digits, you're slackin.



A fist is too much though. That's nasty.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
    #19237637 - 12/06/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

at 26,
id allow for rubber fist  in single digits,
cuz not all guys are into being fisted.

maybe 20%........

OMG, for the first time i have to self censor myself.

um........

ya , if ya like someone, do it. life is short.

c' mon now, i feel like im on amish island here.
didnt anyone go to  summer art school or band/ cheerleader camp?
church even?

^ those 3 are a guranteed 6 a yr , all 4 yrs of HS, as a basic.
college level art school , of course, would have no limits.


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