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My friend's dog gave her an orgasm.
#19236366 - 12/06/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah... she said her dog stared licking her lady part & it felt so good she let him keep going. She said she just laid back, closed her eyes, & she eventually had an orgasm.

She said she told me because she knows that I am in college majoring in psychology (possibly becoming a sex psychologist) sooo I did some research and I've found that a lot of females have done this. I'm not saying this is okay... AT ALL, but wow, isn't that crazy?
Anybody hear about this? People make a lot of jokes about beastiality, but idk, I never thought about it.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19236387 - 12/06/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: fiddle]
#19236394 - 12/06/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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What? You don't think that's weird??
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19236407 - 12/06/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This happened to one of my skank female friends, apparently she woke up with one of my boys dogs licking her snatch. She didn't let it continue but same concept....
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19236410 - 12/06/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I mean, I guess it's weird if she's thinking about the dog while it does it or if she had enticed the dog But she had her eyes closed, could've been thinking about anything. I don't think its much weirder than other shit people do.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: fiddle]
#19236480 - 12/06/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't know about other people, but I like to keep my sexual fantasies within the human species.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: Juicin]
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I'm not judging because as I said, I am thinking of becoming a sex psychologist, but I just cringed when I think about a dirty dog putting its tongue there.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19236558 - 12/06/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think dogs' mouths are cleaner than peoples'
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: fiddle]
#19236583 - 12/06/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used to date a girl whose fantasies revolved around dogs and donkeys. We never introduced it to the bedroom - but it was pretty hot seeing her getting so hot over it.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: fiddle] 1
#19236655 - 12/06/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fiddle said: I think dogs' mouths are cleaner than peoples'
Dogs lick each others asses and eat shit!....they are NOT cleaner than humans....that is a myth.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: Thayendanegea]
#19236682 - 12/06/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fiddle said: I think dogs' mouths are cleaner than peoples'
Dogs lick each others asses and eat shit!....they are NOT cleaner than humans....that is a myth.
Bullshit. In my 30 years if life I have never seen any dog LICK another's ass or eat any shit. I've seen plenty of sniffing of such things (humans do it too occasionally.) But no licking or eating.
Think about it.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: Shins]
#19236705 - 12/06/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shins said:
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baltimark said:
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fiddle said: I think dogs' mouths are cleaner than peoples'
Dogs lick each others asses and eat shit!....they are NOT cleaner than humans....that is a myth.
Bullshit. In my 30 years if life I have never seen any dog LICK another's ass or eat any shit. I've seen plenty of sniffing of such things (humans do it too occasionally.) But no licking or eating.
Think about it.
I've seen it more often than I care to think about. I have a few friends/family who have dogs that eat poop they find on the regular. Sometimes they puke it back up later and it's the worst. And I've seen dogs lick each other's asses/genitals. Some dogs do it compulsively to other dogs.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: V1rusH0st]
#19236743 - 12/06/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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my dog before he died would try and get in my cats litterbox looking for treats
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: Shins] 1
#19238791 - 12/06/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bullshit. In my 30 years if life I have never seen any dog LICK another's ass or eat any shit. I've seen plenty of sniffing of such things (humans do it too occasionally.) But no licking or eating.
Think about it.
well gee, since you've never seen it i guess it's never happened!!
this is disgusting though. why is her vag all out there, legs spread, with her dog around?? so gross.
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innocent fun. that is the love between dog and girl. if i still had my dog and somehow it got between the legs of a girl, personally, would bust up laughing. only down thought would be if the dog began partaking, snugging my own face out from where the action is.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: WhoManBeing]
#19239059 - 12/06/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well, it is strange but honestly, there are much "worse" things in terms of sexuality.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: HappyHooligan] 1
#19239131 - 12/06/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's all well and good until the dog starts bringing bar sluts home and suddenly she's got herself a room mate problem
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lol i heard its not good for the human pysche to have sex with other animals besides humans, like your brain is made to fuck humans
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#19240207 - 12/07/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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In the sense that it might evoke feelings of shame and regret, yes.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19243004 - 12/07/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fiddle said: I think dogs' mouths are cleaner than peoples'
Dogs lick each others asses and eat shit!....they are NOT cleaner than humans....that is a myth.
Whata you talking about, humans do that also!

look at the dirty bitch having a taste of all that shitang.
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HappyHooligan said: Yeah... she said her dog stared licking her lady part & it felt so good she let him keep going. She said she just laid back, closed her eyes, & she eventually had an orgasm.

She said she told me because she knows that I am in college majoring in psychology (possibly becoming a sex psychologist)
Man! come on, she may have told you that, but that was an excuse. Women always say things to cover up the truth. She told you in hopes that you would volunteer to take over the dogs role. If you're into her, you may still have a fighting chance at getting in.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: Magenta]
#19243007 - 12/07/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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A lot of that shit is fake n not actually shit, if you are putting real shit in your mouth you will need a doctor's appointment
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: Shins]
#19243069 - 12/07/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fiddle said: I think dogs' mouths are cleaner than peoples'
Dogs lick each others asses and eat shit!....they are NOT cleaner than humans....that is a myth.
Bullshit. In my 30 years if life I have never seen any dog LICK another's ass or eat any shit. I've seen plenty of sniffing of such things (humans do it too occasionally.) But no licking or eating.
Think about it.
You don't have, or have never been around, a dog.
I have an aredale terrier, and a weimaranar, and the aredale licks the weimaranars ass all the time. My weim will be standing there, and the aredale just walks right up and starts licking it, and he licks my room mates dogs ass.
Also dogs will eat poop if they are lacking potassium look it up. I had an issue with my wei eating shit years back, and all it took to make him stop was bananas.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: itchmynipple]
#19243076 - 12/07/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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itchmynipple said: A lot of that shit is fake n not actually shit, if you are putting real shit in your mouth you will need a doctor's appointment
A lot of it's real though. I mean just going ass to mouth, there's got to be some residue on that.....
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: itchmynipple]
#19243102 - 12/07/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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itchmynipple said: if you are putting real shit in your mouth you will need a doctor's appointment
Not according to the folks over at this site: which i found while looking for that pic i post previously. http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TO7IB2HBRDH5U6H5B
Just read these posts.
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ok go i used to unhook the toilet plug before my ex took a s**t. she left an hour before me for work and i would scoop it out, microwave it in a bowl and eat it while I masturbated. this is not BS. i never got sick. i would imagine that she was making me eat it. sometimes i would take it out of the toilet while it was still a little warm and just lay on the bathroom floor with it smothering my mouth and nose so i couldn't breath. my current is more... self-aware, and would never leave it behind. but i do lick her a$$ clean after work sometimes and f**king LOVE the taste.
so all you retards who think it's gross and dumb, or whatever. you're gross. mfx baby
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EatHerAss My wife doesn't wipe at all for me. She calls me when she's on the toilet so she can suck my c*ck while she p**ps. I love the sexy smell of her sh*t ang get instantly hard. She used to ask if I wanted her to wipe a little, but not any more. She knows the I love the sweet taste of her p**p, the more the better. She loves having her as*hole licked. I start by licking off all her p**p around and on her *sshole. I always crave more so I stick my tongue deep in he sh*tty hole to lick her out completely. She squeezes for me sometimes when it's almost clean and I get a little more of her sweet fudge. I asked her recently if she would skip the toilet and use my mouth instead on weekends and she agreed. We have a short stool now made for this where my mouth is inches under her p*ssy or *sshole. Last weekend we got to try it. I was in exctasy when I started licking her p*ssy and I got a taste of her pee, then she slowly pe*d for about a half a minute and I got to swallow about 3 mouth fulls of her warm p*ss. Then she turned around and put her *sshole an inch from my mouth, I stuck my tongue in deep so I could feel the tip of her t*rd beginning to push out. She squeezed harder and I covered her opening hole with my open mouth. A small piece started coming out and she pinched it off, it dropped on my tongue, I swallowed it immediately, then 2 more pieces on my tongue and swallowed both quickly. I have been wanting to eat from her *ss for a long time a was hungry for all that she could give me. I hope she never tires of my need to express my love for her this way. One of the most incredible intimate experiences of my life.
I also liked this one
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19243358 - 12/08/13 01:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thinking it's kind of hot. Not the bestiality aspect but just the straight up perversion.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: robbyberto]
#19247492 - 12/08/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hahaha like the human centipede. And dogs definitely eat shit. I had a couple dogs at one point and the one would eat the others shit all the time but never its own. At times when I'd let them both out at the same time I'd look out the window and see the little fucker standing there behind the other waiting for the shit to drop out to eat it. It was the worst and there was no stopping it. Shoo him away and 5 minutes later he'd be right back there to get the shit he left on the ground. This is all I can think about when I see someone letting their dogs lick them all over the face. It's like oh no dude, you gotta stop. That shit is so trife.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: Thayendanegea]
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baltimark said:
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fiddle said: I think dogs' mouths are cleaner than peoples'
Dogs lick each others asses and eat shit!....they are NOT cleaner than humans....that is a myth.
yea dogs mouths generally have less bacteria than humans
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: Magenta] 1
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knightron said:
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itchmynipple said: if you are putting real shit in your mouth you will need a doctor's appointment
Not according to the folks over at this site: which i found while looking for that pic i post previously. http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TO7IB2HBRDH5U6H5B
Just read these posts.
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ok go i used to unhook the toilet plug before my ex took a s**t. she left an hour before me for work and i would scoop it out, microwave it in a bowl and eat it while I masturbated. this is not BS. i never got sick. i would imagine that she was making me eat it. sometimes i would take it out of the toilet while it was still a little warm and just lay on the bathroom floor with it smothering my mouth and nose so i couldn't breath. my current is more... self-aware, and would never leave it behind. but i do lick her a$$ clean after work sometimes and f**king LOVE the taste.
so all you retards who think it's gross and dumb, or whatever. you're gross. mfx baby
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EatHerAss My wife doesn't wipe at all for me. She calls me when she's on the toilet so she can suck my c*ck while she p**ps. I love the sexy smell of her sh*t ang get instantly hard. She used to ask if I wanted her to wipe a little, but not any more. She knows the I love the sweet taste of her p**p, the more the better. She loves having her as*hole licked. I start by licking off all her p**p around and on her *sshole. I always crave more so I stick my tongue deep in he sh*tty hole to lick her out completely. She squeezes for me sometimes when it's almost clean and I get a little more of her sweet fudge. I asked her recently if she would skip the toilet and use my mouth instead on weekends and she agreed. We have a short stool now made for this where my mouth is inches under her p*ssy or *sshole. Last weekend we got to try it. I was in exctasy when I started licking her p*ssy and I got a taste of her pee, then she slowly pe*d for about a half a minute and I got to swallow about 3 mouth fulls of her warm p*ss. Then she turned around and put her *sshole an inch from my mouth, I stuck my tongue in deep so I could feel the tip of her t*rd beginning to push out. She squeezed harder and I covered her opening hole with my open mouth. A small piece started coming out and she pinched it off, it dropped on my tongue, I swallowed it immediately, then 2 more pieces on my tongue and swallowed both quickly. I have been wanting to eat from her *ss for a long time a was hungry for all that she could give me. I hope she never tires of my need to express my love for her this way. One of the most incredible intimate experiences of my life.
I also liked this one
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These posts had me gasping for air laughing
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19258664 - 12/11/13 03:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I heard that dogs are naturally attracted to the female part scent, and some girls purposly lie down in doggy style position and the dog gets a boner and mounts it self on her and then like bangs and stuff. i saw an article about it on the web lol.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: itchmynipple]
#19258668 - 12/11/13 03:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol dude look up scat porn xD
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: Big_Dave]
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Big_Dave said: Hahaha like the human centipede. And dogs definitely eat shit. I had a couple dogs at one point and the one would eat the others shit all the time but never its own. At times when I'd let them both out at the same time I'd look out the window and see the little fucker standing there behind the other waiting for the shit to drop out to eat it. It was the worst and there was no stopping it. Shoo him away and 5 minutes later he'd be right back there to get the shit he left on the ground. This is all I can think about when I see someone letting their dogs lick them all over the face. It's like oh no dude, you gotta stop. That shit is so trife.
Your dog has a potassium deficiency. He's eating poop to recycle it. All you have to do is give him a banana periodically...not only does it imitate the turd, but it is packed full of potassium goodness. If you give your dog a lot of bones to clean his teeth, brush them a lot, and keep him up to par on his/her essentials, a dogs mouth is most definitely cleaner then a humans.
I see it being just as bad as.....Yo that girl just ate a big mac, smoked a cigarette, and chugged a coke 2 hours ago and hasn't brushed yet, and you are going to let her stick her tongue down your throat?
I say fuck it.
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Re: My friend's dog gave her an orgasm. [Re: theRAPeutic]
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