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The Ecstatic
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: Sheekle]
#19234075 - 12/05/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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bout a year ago.
Had a friend over who was disrespecting me and my girl. He basically tried to start a fight with my girlfriend, I threw him down a flight of concrete stairs and beat his face in pretty good.
We've since made up because we were both pretty wasted but he has a crucial scar on his forehead now that I feel kinda bad about lol
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: Shroomslip]
#19234086 - 12/05/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well not really a fight but funny and crazy as hell. A year and a half ago and in jail, I was in for aggravated battery as a matter of fact, lol, I cracked a dudes skull open. Not that im proud of thy shit but i do LOVE fighting, the adrenline is DIVINE. Anyways, I overheard two guys planning on jumping me for my breakfast tray. Well when they went to sleep I put the metal shower head in a sock and and tucked it in my waist band, I woke up at four AM and they pushed the mop bucket in and I took the shower brush and propped it up next to the bean hole, and I propped a broomstick up next to that and I stood last in line. Everybody was REALLL on edge that morning, you could sense that shit in the air. Tension was HIGH! Especially after some early bird mentioned that the shower head was missing, HAHA. Those two guys were glancing at me out of the corner of their eyes and when I got my breakfast try I just sat it down calm as fuck and kicked my shoes off and turned around and said, if you want it then come get it you pussy motherfckers..., they glanced at each other and just stood their kinda dumb founded LMAO but you see I was kinda fucked up in the head at that point cause I had been fighting all the time in jail, I had been in that ONE cell for six straight months never got visits or phone calls, had no friends, I was half crazy as shit, well I flipped my shit and I picked up the broom stick and started bangin it on the groud cussing the ground the walked on calling em every name in the book and finally one of em spoke up and I just threw the broom down, grabbed the shower brush and I started chasing em around the cell in fucking circles LMAO, knocked their food all over the place (oh yeah, this shower brush is big and tough as FUCK, I seem a guy bust pieces of concrete off the floor with one, someone even said that a guy had been killed with one in that jail) anyway, I everybody started hootin and hollering for me to fuck em up, lol. Thinking bak it's funny as fuck. They looked scared to death, everybody was posted up on the walls so I wouldn't hit them lookin at me like I was crazy. The way the table were they just couldn't grab me cause they were trying hard a fuck to not fall over tr benches. I only lasted like 30 seconds before the police showed up and they were pulling me out of the cell. One of the old cool guards was actually laughin like hell. Jail ain't no fun...fuck that shit. It taught me a LOT though.
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pwnasaurus
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: GreySatyr]
#19234132 - 12/05/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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GreyMorph said: It taught me a LOT though.
Sure doesn't sound like it.
Oh and try some paragraphs next time. That shit is a NIGHTMARE to read.
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: pwnasaurus] 1
#19234140 - 12/05/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I fought for my right to party once.
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The Ecstatic
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: Joban]
#19234144 - 12/05/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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just once?
Faggot.
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Set
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: The Ecstatic]
#19234169 - 12/05/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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His mom took away his best porno mag.
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SoCalHunter
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: The_Ghost]
#19234206 - 12/05/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The_Ghost said: Dont bring a fist to a phaser phight.

HAHA RULE #1
You know..... I spent many of my younger years physically fighting for some reason or another. Most of the time it was because I felt that the person(s) were violating my rights,or going against my values, principals, way of life, ect... basically walking around LOOKING for a reason to start a brawl. Maybe I had a death wish. Maybe I enjoyed it. Maybe I WAS justified (sometimes). Maybe because I've never truly had my bell rung or my ass kicked. Maybe all of the above... Either way...Looking back on it, I'm incredibly lucky to be alive.
Now a days I AVOID fights at all costs...even if it makes me look like a "pu$$y"...I don't give a F$%k.. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. These days you can't even have a quick fight without being concerned about the DA pinning you with some horrible time in lock up. The only items I consider worth Physically fighting about/for on the streets is: My Family My Country Helping someone in need And what little I own.
When situations like the above pop up, and I TRULY feel that the situation requires violence and there's no possibly way to avoid it... The cause of said problem then refers to Rule #1 and they decide to stop whatever their doing. Fortunately; No one has pushed the envelope past Rule #1 I'm not a praying kinda guy; but I pray that day NEVER comes.
Back to the question at hand...It's been over 5 years since my last fist fight.
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TrentBoyett
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#19234224 - 12/05/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Probably about 2-3 years ago, someone called me a crackhead in my driveway, and this was before I ever even smoked crack.
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Set
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19234235 - 12/05/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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How dare she.
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: Set]
#19234260 - 12/05/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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A couple years ago during spring break in South Florida at a "foam pool party." I had probably drank around a 5th of different types of liquor and taken a bit of xanax in a VIP cabana with some people I had met on the beach that day.
After all the liquor was gone I went inside the club to use the bathroom and there was this grayish looking guy that just kept staring at me like he wanted problems. I made nothing of it and went back outside. When I get back out I find out the people that had been partying with me stuck me with a $375 bill.
So I go back inside to use the ATM so I could pay, and this hard looking dude with weird grayish skin was still looking at me all fucking crazy. I just snapped, and I got the shit kicked out of me by him. Ended up with 10 stitches above my right eyebrow.
 The hard dude ended up being the floor and I fell straight on my face  True story.
I can't even remember the last real fight I've been in over a girlfriend, probably 11th or 12th grade over some girl that cheated on me. That story isn't as fun tho.
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: kr0nik0]
#19234563 - 12/05/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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last time I was in a fist fight was 3 years ago some one stole something from me and it pissed me off I took my stuff back after felt good I avoid fighting at all costs now too and I haven't been in many
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deladude
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bout a year or two ago, my best friend and his older brother kind of had it out for each other. Well we we're at his their moms place partying and his older brother ends up holding him down and choking him out(for absolutely no reason, just drunk and trying to act tough) while I wasn't around and it got broken up by one of my friends. Well I found out about it and I was right outside the front door smoking a cig or something, by this point I had blacked out completely on benzo's so all I remember is what was told to me by people at the party. So he keeps acting like a dick and I was either staring at him pissed off or yelled something at him from outside the house.
He looks at me and yells "what the fuck are you gonna do about it" and just starts walking toward me like he's ready to fight, well idk what the fuck the kid was thinking becasue he's a lanky 150 pounds, and at the time I was 200+ pounds, on steroids, built as fuck and full of testosterone. In a matter of seconds he ends up on the ground with me right over him yelling to calm the fuck down before he gets hurt worse. nothing special, me and him always kinda had it out for each other but this was just the only time he got drunk enough to fight me. He's left his little bro alone since then as well.
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dontknow
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: deladude]
#19234685 - 12/06/13 12:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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deladude said: built as fuck and full of testosterone.
i like that sentence
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: dontknow]
#19234741 - 12/06/13 12:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Beat the shit out of some guy for slapping his girlfriend out the front of a party.
I didn't initiate the fight, just told him not to hit his girlfriend and have a bit more respect. Guy got mouthy so I called him street fighter, then walked away, 5 minutes later he charged out back and tackled me. I layed there for a bit to assess the situation and noticed he'd broken my favorite yard glass... I feel an uncontrollable rage throughout my body, I jump to my feet and proceed to throw left and right hooks to his face, he stands there stunned so I finish him off with a (quoted from friends) "Flying headbutt" that sends him flying over a table unconscious.
I broke the guys nose, he had 2 black eyes and now avoids me whenever I see him.
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LordSenate
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#19234764 - 12/06/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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12 years, roughly.
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: Sanpedrox]
#19237699 - 12/06/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sanpedrox said: "Flying headbutt" that sends him flying over a table unconscious.
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Khii Khwaay
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: xbloodwhipx] 2
#19237785 - 12/06/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like how nobody in this thread lost. Y'all are some toughguys
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19237801 - 12/06/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wouldn't say I won.. I'd say we both did about the same amount of damage to each other.
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koods
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: TrentBoyett] 1
#19237815 - 12/06/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: Probably about 2-3 years ago, someone called me a crackhead in my driveway, and this was before I ever even smoked crack.
Fuck you make me laugh hard sometimes.
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koods
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Re: when was last time you fist fought [Re: koods]
#19237829 - 12/06/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've never punched anyone. I did check a guy into the boards playing hockey and snapped his arm clean in half. Does that count?
I took a sucker punch once from a teammate in HS.
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