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ChinChiller



Registered: 07/03/10
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: brokentv]
#19234474 - 12/05/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Isnt this the premise behind that dumb MTV show Catfish?
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Thulean

Registered: 10/04/13
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Loc: British Columbia
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: brokentv]
#19234478 - 12/05/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used to go over to http://reddit.com/r/creepypms find and copy the best results. Then I made a script that automatically messaged them to women all day, and I'd just sit back and check the responses I'd be getting every few minutes. The reactions are so priceless, and I'd just get into really fruitful back and fourths all the time.
Very entertaining.
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Insidious
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Registered: 11/14/13
Posts: 43
Loc: Ontario
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Thulean] 4
#19234559 - 12/05/13 11:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I dunno, e-Harmony wouldn't accept my real profile...
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kr0nik0
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Loc: Western Slope, CO
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Insidious]
#19234592 - 12/05/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I remember seeing that online a while back. Made me lol.
Nowadays I don't think I could get involved with a lady I met strictly online beforehand. I can't knock it tho. I lost my virginity to a random girl I met on Myspace. She ended up being really cute. Then again I had just turned 16. The past 12 years have not treated my memory so well.
I do have one nice dating site story tho. My ex's aunt that is now in her mid 40's met the love of her life on Match.com 4 years ago, and to this day they are one of the happiest couples I've ever met, as well as have a beautiful child together.
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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
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RiderOnTheStorm
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Registered: 11/26/12
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Loc: Hug a hippie today
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Aedium] 2
#19234805 - 12/06/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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About Me:
Ugh I hate these things, it always feels so braggy and self centered. Like how do you say without sounding arogant that literally everyone you know acknowledges that you're the best at everything you do and that you constantly score in the absolut highest percentile in everything you're graded or evaluated on? It's hard right? But just because that's the truth doesn't mean that I let it get to my head, so don't judge me.
Just to be honest I spend alot of my time thinking about other people. In fact the other day I saw an african american kid who's car had broked down on the side of the road, and later that day I thought yeah I probably should have helped him. Another time I was like man I should hold the door for that lady, but after I opened it I saw that she was wearing one of those shirts that has a baby in it like in total recall and just babies really freak me out they look like grub people so I had to close the door and walk to a different department to avoid her lol.
I went to school for communications and did really good at it as you can tell lol. Yes thats my car and no my dad didn't pay for it he took it out of my allowance so fuck off haterz. lol. So really I just like working out and stuff, I don't really care about work or anything but my dad is the boss so its cool. I need a girl who can cook my stir fry meals for me and who is hot and blond and less than a hundred pounds so I'll look biggger at the pool or beach.
My favorite movies, donnie darko yo that shit was deep bro, 300, batman but not that new shit the george cloony one, pretty much anything with ben afflack or matt damon. also the passion of the christ because im super spiritual and religious for jesus and NOT A DUMB ATHEIS WHO BELIVES WE CAME FROM MONKEYS.
My favorite music, i like green day and blink 182 (old school punk lol) and pretty much anything with good drops lol, skrillex comes to mind among many others.
My favorite books, lol i dont know too many
Most private thing I'll admit, alot of times i'm just thinking on this other level about inventions and other genius shit and I'll just like not be able to figure out whats going on around me, and this one time this guy was confusing me talking about toe zones or soemthing i didn't really understand and i couldn't think and it just really frustrating and this woman had a baby in a stroller and it was laughing and I know it was laughing at me so I punched it in the face and then the women started scremaing and it scared me so i ran and dad said it was ok it wasnt a real baby and she was a street walker. Its hard being on another level and having shitty people dry to drag you down. oh yeah and thats par tof why i dont like babies lol
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SaturnGreed
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Registered: 12/06/13
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: ChinChiller]
#19238431 - 12/06/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Errolscool said: Isnt this the premise behind that dumb MTV show Catfish?
lol exactly. I have 2 dating profiles. one is my real one with my real picture and everything and another one is a troll one that tries to catfish people, mostly dudes. Its pretty funny the response i get. My favorite dating site to find women has got to be the one at http://www.freedatinghelper.com/reviews/christian-filipina/ and maybe one other.
Edited by SaturnGreed (12/11/13 08:16 PM)
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