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Aedium
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Fake online dating profile thread 2
#19234138 - 12/05/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Make up a troll/parody dating profile thing, heres mine
Hi are you of a charitable disposition? Do you go all gooey at the sight of a little puppy wandering up to you hoping you’ll be kind? Well I’m that puppy and I haven’t been laid for a long time so how about some sympathy sex? My friends would describe me as handsome and caring but I don’t have friends who are that good at lying so I’ll be straight with you and tell you that I’m older than I look and heavier than I seem. I have my dog’s teeth and my neighbour’s hair. I work part time painting dots on dice I do the 1,3 and 5’s and work three days a week. I have been out of the relationship game for a couple of years but now I’ve got parole I’m ready to get back in the groove.
So look me up ladies you know I’m worth it
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Edited by Aedium (12/05/13 10:02 PM)
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Aedium]
#19234176 - 12/05/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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So do you have a fake online profile to lure in unsuspecting women? If so, have you ever seen the MTV show Catfish? It never works out, when it comes to 'fake profiles.' Just be yourself man. If your friends told you that you're attractive, they're probably not lying. On the other hand, if all you want is 'virtual' contact with women, then I can see why you'd have a fake profile. Believe me when I say this, there's someone out there for everyone, but you probably won't find her by pretending to be someone you're not. In fact, you'll just draw in the type that you DON'T want.
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Aedium
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Space Elf]
#19234180 - 12/05/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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noooo man lol this is like a make up one and post it sorta thing
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Aedium]
#19234193 - 12/05/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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aaronlolz said: noooo man lol this is like a make up one and post it sorta thing
Okay, that's what I thought, after re-reading the OP, but I was a little confused, haha. It makes more sense now, after your ninja edit.
Edited by Space Elf (12/05/13 10:16 PM)
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Aedium]
#19234214 - 12/05/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i'd try to write a fake one but it would just come off as real so no need
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: g00ru]
#19234220 - 12/05/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i got catfished once. i felt like a dingus for sure
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Space Elf]
#19234257 - 12/05/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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yea i was pretty sneaky
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Aedium]
#19234265 - 12/05/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i will say i do like long walks in the woods tho
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Aedium] 1
#19234266 - 12/05/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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A couple years ago I put a lot of effort into creating what I thought would be a free trial for christianmingles.com When I finished creating my profile they wanted me to pay which fucking pissed me off. It was pretty epic.
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Aedium
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: luvdemboomers] 1
#19234277 - 12/05/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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dude when stuff like that happens to me
i just play hacky sack and say fuck the internet
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Aedium]
#19234289 - 12/05/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If I made a real personal it would read like a troll profile. My hobbies are what my profile here says, booze, porn, and hallucogenic cacti, as well as a unhealthy obsession with fantasy novels. I am slightly too depraved for a christian mingle or eharmony but maybe match.com would take me.
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: luvdemboomers]
#19234332 - 12/05/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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hi i'm bill. my friends would describe me as an outward going, easy to get along with friend. i like to go out for a drink with the guys and stay in to watch movies. ordering a pizza is nice. my favorite food is chinese food and i hope yours is too.
i'm getting older and have a steady job, and am now looking for "the one". i hope you want to be with me and be my lady. i'm not into coffee but i'm hoping we can go out to eat asian food. i wouldn't mind going to the mall with you while you shop, but i respect an independent woman with a job.
i hope we can be comfortable with each other doing laundry and massaging each other during TOSH.0 (or some tv show with an asian girl in it). i'm not sure i want kids but i'm thinking of adopting a chinese daughter.
if you're interested call my phone and leave me a message. i will call you back within a couple of days.
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Aedium] 2
#19234335 - 12/05/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll give it a go...
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Man seeking woman
Hello ladies. First off, I'm a kind, warm gentleman who appreciates the finer things in life. I would very much enjoy a woman with the same qualities... as my cat. She is a very nice kitty. She doesn't ask for much; just a bowl of milk, or a can of 'Whiskas' every now and then. I'm not very well-off, financially, so I need to find a romantic partner with needs equal or less than that of my cat. PM me if interested. 
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: dontknow]
#19234344 - 12/05/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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dontknow said: i got catfished once. i felt like a dingus for sure
What the story? There is a slim chance I am currently getting cat fished but I think it's real.
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Space Elf]
#19234352 - 12/05/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LoL. I kinda want to do this now. I'm gonna get a bit high and see if I can come up with anything funny enough to post. Which of those dating websites would let me post a profile for free?
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: kr0nik0]
#19234378 - 12/05/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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uhm no clue, google around
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: brokentv]
#19234401 - 12/05/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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brokentv said:
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dontknow said: i got catfished once. i felt like a dingus for sure
What the story? There is a slim chance I am currently getting cat fished but I think it's real.
Very short version, we talked a lot text/phone calls before I finally drove an embarrassingly long time go see her. We met on a video chat so I figured I knew what she looked like + she sent me pics and she seemed cute.
Turns out those pics were extremely misleading, i felt like an asshole for letting looks ruin it for me, but there was 0 attraction so I had to just stop. I did suffer through the date though both the walking in the park and sitting on a log where she was basically begging me to kiss her and I couldn't do it. And then even a movie afterwards.
I don't know if it actually counts as being catfished, but she looked nothing like I thought.
Why do you think you may be getting catfished? Where did you meet her? Talk to her on Skype before you meet and ask to dance around or something so you know it's her. Also, don't get emotionally attached before actually meeting up with her a few times. IME, the internet is not a good place to find a woman you'd like to have a serious relationship with, but it does work for people. I'm gonna stick to real world girls from now on
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: dontknow] 1
#19234414 - 12/05/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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>>>Turns out those pics were extremely misleading, i felt like an asshole for letting looks ruin it for me, but there was 0 attraction so I had to just stop.
I went on in internet date like that. The girl looked like she ate the girl in her pictures. I still bought her dinner and was nice because I didn't want to hurt her feelings. She was a nice women, just needs to keep those pics current.
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19234422 - 12/05/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah man, I wanted to just run but I couldn't do that to her, especially after weeks of talking and getting to know each other. I did indeed feel like shit
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Re: Fake online dating profile thread [Re: dontknow]
#19234467 - 12/05/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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dontknow said:
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brokentv said:
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dontknow said: i got catfished once. i felt like a dingus for sure
What the story? There is a slim chance I am currently getting cat fished but I think it's real.
Very short version, we talked a lot text/phone calls before I finally drove an embarrassingly long time go see her. We met on a video chat so I figured I knew what she looked like + she sent me pics and she seemed cute.
Turns out those pics were extremely misleading, i felt like an asshole for letting looks ruin it for me, but there was 0 attraction so I had to just stop. I did suffer through the date though both the walking in the park and sitting on a log where she was basically begging me to kiss her and I couldn't do it. And then even a movie afterwards.
I don't know if it actually counts as being catfished, but she looked nothing like I thought.
Why do you think you may be getting catfished? Where did you meet her? Talk to her on Skype before you meet and ask to dance around or something so you know it's her. Also, don't get emotionally attached before actually meeting up with her a few times. IME, the internet is not a good place to find a woman you'd like to have a serious relationship with, but it does work for people. I'm gonna stick to real world girls from now on
Ah ok. I pictured you getting trolled or something humiliating but at least it was the girl you talked to from online.
I've been talking to this girl I met online for weeks now, and we tried meeting a couple times but it just didn't work out, mostly because she got cold feet. The lame part is that I have developed an emotional attachment, otherwise I would have forgot about this girl long ago. I don't know I can just picture some dude or strange person who has just been toying with me this whole time.
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