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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Chowder963]
#19236896 - 12/06/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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finger banging is a .5 in my books because you still got it in, my score increases if i accoutn for fingerbanging kind of like scrabble tripple bonus score
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Chowder963]
#19236926 - 12/06/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Chowder963 said: but had sexual encounters like oral and fingering and all that stuff with would be 20-25 idk
This thread is counting oral and fingering?
No man I'm saying that's what the kiddies are counting. Koods thinks he's had sex with 70 girls lol. Hahaha.
koods didn't say anything about girls.
I personally lost count at 30. I'd say I'm at somewhere under 50.
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Magicman69]
#19236940 - 12/06/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: joe666]
#19237014 - 12/06/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Chowder963] 3
#19237024 - 12/06/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Omg dude if you think getting a fucking blowjob is the same as sex then you're one of the 16 year olds.. Wtf dude. Damn like what's wrong with you..? You need me to explain that shit to you..?
So if you get head or you finger a girl you go around telling people you've gotten laid.. If someone came up to me and started talking about a girl, I was like "so did you guys have sex?" And he said yeah and described a blowjob or said he fingered her, I'd walk away thinking he was retarded dude..
answer this question
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Let me put it this way. You're in a relationship. You get a blowjob from someone who isn't your partner. Your partner asks you if you've had sex with someone else. You say no. How are you not a total liar?
I'm still not getting what why you think shooting your jizz down someone's throat would not be sex.
Although, on second thought. Chowder, why don't you suck my dick? It's not like it's sex, or anything.
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods] 1
#19237040 - 12/06/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Let me summarize Chowder's simple logic: Oral sex is not sex. Only sex is sex.
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koods didn't say anything about girls.
Hey. I've fingered a chick or two.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
#19237052 - 12/06/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: Although, on second thought. Chowder, why don't you suck my dick? It's not like it's sex, or anything.
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
#19237056 - 12/06/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Although, on second thought. Chowder, why don't you suck my dick? It's not like it's sex, or anything.
lmfaaaaaaaaaao
edit: I stand corrected
Edited by Khii Khwaay (12/06/13 03:23 PM)
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
#19237076 - 12/06/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd have to say 15-20. I have to give a +/- 5 differential because when I was younger I woke up with a naked girl in my bed several times and had no recollection of what happened because of benzos.
I think my number is average for a 28 year old male right? I'm content with it, although it seems that number might only climb a little bit for the rest of my life since I'm trying to find the right girl to settle down with and start a family.
I'm kind of over the random, meaningless sex days of my life.
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19237082 - 12/06/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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holy balls i had no idea you were 28 lololol i thought you were like 23-24
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19237095 - 12/06/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Although, on second thought. Chowder, why don't you suck my dick? It's not like it's sex, or anything.
lmfaaaaaaaaaao
edit: I stand corrected
Me thinks that there are more than a few guys who refuse to acknowledge the sexiness of a blowjob for this reason alone.
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19237100 - 12/06/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: I'd have to say 15-20. I have to give a +/- 5 differential because when I was younger I woke up with a naked girl in my bed several times and had no recollection of what happened because of benzos.
I think my number is average for a 28 year old male right? I'm content with it, although it seems that number might only climb a little bit for the rest of my life since I'm trying to find the right girl to settle down with and start a family.
I'm kind of over the random, meaningless sex days of my life. 
A lot of married guys are low on their number of sexual partners. Many date a female for 3-4 years and then marry her in their late 20's.
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
#19237111 - 12/06/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Although, on second thought. Chowder, why don't you suck my dick? It's not like it's sex, or anything.
lmfaaaaaaaaaao
edit: I stand corrected
Me thinks that there are more than a few guys who refuse to acknowledge the sexiness of a blowjob for this reason alone.
Bill Clinton didn't consider a blow job to be sex.
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: babydoll]
#19237116 - 12/06/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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babydoll said: holy balls i had no idea you were 28 lololol i thought you were like 23-24
I just turned 28. You're making me feel like an now lol. I even found a gray hair in my beard the other day.
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19237118 - 12/06/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: I'd have to say 15-20. I think my number is average for a 28 year old male right?
I don't think 70 is that high for a 44 year old gay guy. (sex comes a bit easier when there's no women involved). Although, if we're going by chowder rules, it's down around 6.
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Bill Clinton didn't consider a blow job to be sex.
Technically, he didn't know what the definition of "is" was.
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: qman]
#19237120 - 12/06/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
#19237136 - 12/06/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If your gf asked you if you had sex with another girl, and all you got was a blowjob, and you said you fucked her, or had sex with her, unless your gf was also 16 and retarded (most girls even 16) know that a bj isn't sex dude.. Like honestly just answer my question how old are you.. Is no one gonna back me up on this for real. Like wtf..
You're either like not even kidding 14-15 or you're an extreeeemely misinformed/unknowledgeable adult, that would still be under 20..
So by your logic, if you've gotten 99 blowjobs, and 1 blowjob, you think you've had sex 100 times.. How is no one laughing at this guy..?
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
#19237140 - 12/06/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: iI don't think 70 is that high for a 44 year old gay guy. (sex comes a bit easier when there's no women involved). Although, if we're going by chowder rules, it's down around 6.
I was going to mention the aspect of how many sexual partners you've had if you're gay. I have 2 gay guy friends here, and it seems like every time I see them they are going home with a new person. Good for them...and you. 
Edit: Chowder, if we're counting oral sex, my number goes up to about double.
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Edited by kr0nik0 (12/06/13 03:42 PM)
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Chowder963]
#19237172 - 12/06/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Chowder963 said: If your gf asked you if you had sex with another girl, and all you got was a blowjob, and you said you fucked her, or had sex with her, unless your gf was also 16 and retarded (most girls even 16) know that a bj isn't sex dude.. Like honestly just answer my question how old are you.. Is no one gonna back me up on this for real. Like wtf..
You're either like not even kidding 14-15 or you're an extreeeemely misinformed/unknowledgeable adult, that would still be under 20..
So by your logic, if you've gotten 99 blowjobs, and 1 blowjob, you think you've had sex 100 times.. How is no one laughing at this guy..?
Actually, the question is "how many sex partners have you had."
And frankly, you are somewhat delusional. Think about the converse of your statement. You've received 99 blowjobs and think you can claim you've never had sex. really? I love when an apparent 17 year old tells a 44 year old what's up.
If we're talking about how many times I've had sex... That would be in the thousands.
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: koods]
#19237212 - 12/06/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You said oral sex equals sex, that's what I'm talking about.
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