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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: stimpson]
    #19234537 - 12/05/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Assuming our friends and environment in general influence us, it may be a good idea for me to ignore all the virgins and possibly leave the shroomery.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: stimpson] * 1
    #19234538 - 12/05/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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stimpson said:

fuck i'm like 30 years old now too and soooooo late with this sex thing.  fuck fuck fuck






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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19234541 - 12/05/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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stimpson said:
[EDIT] ooo, yea i've licked cootch n stuff tho.



How do you get to that point and NOT have sex?  I'm seriously curious.




iono, i just didn't attempt it i guess.  the chick wasn't on birth control, and i DID NOT want a kid.  i just worshiped the heck out of her cootch a whole ton in my car and in hotel rooms n stuff.  she ditched me after a couple months, prolly for this very reason lol.

fuck i'm like 30 years old now too and soooooo late with this sex thing.  fuck fuck fuck



So you did this multiple times and never thought to buy condoms?




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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: tito123]
    #19234545 - 12/05/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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tito123 said:
Assuming our friends and environment in general influence us, it may be a good idea for me to ignore all the virgins and possibly leave the shroomery.




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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: stimpson]
    #19234560 - 12/05/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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stimpson said:
yea i mean like, coitus.  i've never put my penis in a vagina.  technically a virgin.




If you don't use it you lose it.

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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Set]
    #19234567 - 12/05/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Set said:
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stimpson said:
yea i mean like, coitus.  i've never put my penis in a vagina.  technically a virgin.




If you don't use it you lose it.

science.




no way, as it is said: 'getting a boner and getting laid is a very cosmic thing'.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Ellis Dee] * 2
    #19234584 - 12/05/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Chomo= child molester

Sorry if I over reacted but I have a 0-tolerance for chomo jokes :shrug:




This is a stained glass window in an actual Roman Catholic church, do you at least find this ironicly amusing?






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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: g00ru]
    #19234593 - 12/05/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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g00ru said:
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Set said:
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stimpson said:
yea i mean like, coitus.  i've never put my penis in a vagina.  technically a virgin.




If you don't use it you lose it.

science.




no way, as it is said: 'getting a boner and getting laid is a very cosmic thing'.



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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Set]
    #19234604 - 12/06/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:datass:


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: g00ru]
    #19234614 - 12/06/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe 50 give or take few? :shrug:


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19234651 - 12/06/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



NEVER!1

(get it Pink Panther :flowstone: ahhh fugit :crankey: )


Edited by akira_akuma (12/06/13 01:10 AM)


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19234696 - 12/06/13 12:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Not proud of it, but not denying it. I have actually had only 11 partners in the last 2.5 years. Pretty good for a single lad. Not trying to get as many as I can either, but not trying to cut down. As soon as I meet "the right one" I may stop. :shrug: I see it as neither a detriment nor an asset.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19234715 - 12/06/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Do hookers count?


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: pcplease]
    #19234719 - 12/06/13 12:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I don't know :blush: a few dozen. 90% occurred during my 3 years of undergrad at ASU. Then 1 for the next five years when I found a girl I wanted to settle down with. I'm about a year into a dry-spell now, though :facepalm:



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InvisibleLordSenate
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19234722 - 12/06/13 12:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
Not proud of it, but not denying it. I have actually had only 11 partners in the last 2.5 years. Pretty good for a single lad. Not trying to get as many as I can either, but not trying to cut down. As soon as I meet "the right one" I may stop. :shrug: I see it as neither a detriment nor an asset.




You might think its detrimental when your dick falls off. Just sayin


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: LordSenate] * 1
    #19234733 - 12/06/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I've had 5. I could have easily doubled that if I lowered my standards :shrug:

Going back to school to finish my BA in January so that number should hopefully rise in the near future


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19234745 - 12/06/13 12:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

2, had sex maybe on 11 different days, i literally made out with two more, had all the time in the world for that first nut at least

one girl kind of wanted me around like directly to my face, kind of didn't pursue something last week but ehh she might have been teasing, i whipped out my dick in font of this other girl that probably could've counted for something and there was this asian chick but i felt bad don't want to let her down if she's thinking about living here or someshit and finally i gave a finger poke to this one girl a long ass time ago, i was so nervous though! this other chick definitely wanted to bang me

I'd probably be on my third girlfriend still if i didn't have this like derma crap on my lips from dry mouth and smoking, i use steroids for it now, but like i'm afraid to see people on a week to week basis if it's one of those days

and people don't like hiring me probably looooool


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Konyap]
    #19234747 - 12/06/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

honestly sex is stupid if you still live at home


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Konyap] * 2
    #19234749 - 12/06/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I thought I was pretty fucking conservative in my sexual activities. Apparently I'm a gigantic man whore compared to everyone else in this thread.

Not good man, not good.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19234758 - 12/06/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i also could have gotten in a three way on shrooms bymyself with these two little whores and another time sober with different people

it's like you bang one then have a awful break up and the other sticks around for a little bit afterwords

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