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OfflineSoCalHunter
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19234292 - 12/05/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My GF (of ~2 years) and I just sat down and did the math on this.  She's at 10-12....which means probably closer to 12-15+ LOL  I'm at 25-30, most were in my freshman & sophomore year of college/beerfest.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: SoCalHunter] * 5
    #19234302 - 12/05/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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SoCalHunter said:
My GF (of ~2 years) and I just sat down and did the math on this.  She's at 10-12....which means probably closer to 12-15+ LOL  I'm at 25-30



You should probably figure out her exact age.  That's illegal in my state.


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OfflineSoCalHunter
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Set]
    #19234343 - 12/05/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Set said:
Quote:

SoCalHunter said:
My GF (of ~2 years) and I just sat down and did the math on this.  She's at 10-12....which means probably closer to 12-15+ LOL  I'm at 25-30



You should probably figure out her exact age.  That's illegal in my state.





Wtf??  Those numbers represent how many different partners each of us has had in our lives.  NOT our ages....

On another note: chomo's are filthy pieces of Sh!t and should be executed on site!


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: SoCalHunter]
    #19234359 - 12/05/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

WTF is a chomo?


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: SoCalHunter]
    #19234366 - 12/05/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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SoCalHunter said:
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Set said:
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SoCalHunter said:
My GF (of ~2 years) and I just sat down and did the math on this.  She's at 10-12....which means probably closer to 12-15+ LOL  I'm at 25-30



You should probably figure out her exact age.  That's illegal in my state.





Wtf??  Those numbers represent how many different partners each of us has had in our lives.  NOT our ages....

On another note: chomo's are filthy pieces of Sh!t and should be executed on site!



I believe Set was making a joke lol


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19234374 - 12/05/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:strokebeard:
maybe 4chan-homo??


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OfflineSoCalHunter
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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Sheekle]
    #19234381 - 12/05/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Chomo= child molester

Sorry if I over reacted but I have a 0-tolerance for chomo jokes :shrug:


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: Sheekle] * 7
    #19234384 - 12/05/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OVER 9000!!!!!


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: pcplease]
    #19234402 - 12/05/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If it's including people I've hooked up with once or twice it's around 13


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: SoCalHunter]
    #19234403 - 12/05/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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SoCalHunter said:
Chomo= child molester

Sorry if I over reacted but I have a 0-tolerance for chomo jokes :shrug:



I think you mean Chimo not chomo :burke:


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: CodeLion]
    #19234406 - 12/05/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

1.

3 if you count like, one handjob.

never had penetrative sex.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #19234409 - 12/05/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So I was kinda right


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: stimpson]
    #19234412 - 12/05/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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stimpson said:
1.

3 if you count like, one handjob.

never had penetrative sex.



I can't tell if your joking or not.? Penatrative sex really?


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #19234423 - 12/05/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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SexyBeezy123 said:
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SoCalHunter said:
Chomo= child molester

Sorry if I over reacted but I have a 0-tolerance for chomo jokes :shrug:



I think you mean Chimo not chomo :burke:




Never heard "Chimo" before.  everyone I've been around pronounces it "Chomo"

Either way, you get the drift.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #19234476 - 12/05/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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SexyBeezy123 said:
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stimpson said:
1.

3 if you count like, one handjob.

never had penetrative sex.



I can't tell if your joking or not.? Penatrative sex really?




huh?  wait, is that bad?

yea i mean like, coitus.  i've never put my penis in a vagina.  technically a virgin.

i know.  at my core, i'm a total loser, lololol

[EDIT] ooo, yea i've licked cootch n stuff tho.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: SoCalHunter]
    #19234482 - 12/05/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

SoCalHunter said:
Chomo= child molester

Sorry if I over reacted but I have a 0-tolerance for chomo jokes :shrug:




This is a stained glass window in an actual Roman Catholic church, do you at least find this ironicly amusing?



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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: stimpson] * 7
    #19234485 - 12/05/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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stimpson said:
[EDIT] ooo, yea i've licked cootch n stuff tho.



How do you get to that point and NOT have sex?  I'm seriously curious.


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19234498 - 12/05/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

3


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19234516 - 12/05/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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pwnasaurus said:
Quote:

stimpson said:
[EDIT] ooo, yea i've licked cootch n stuff tho.



How do you get to that point and NOT have sex?  I'm seriously curious.




iono, i just didn't attempt it i guess.  the chick wasn't on birth control, and i DID NOT want a kid.  i just worshiped the heck out of her cootch a whole ton in my car and in hotel rooms n stuff.  she ditched me after a couple months, prolly for this very reason lol.

fuck i'm like 30 years old now too and soooooo late with this sex thing.  fuck fuck fuck


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Re: How many different sexual partners have you had? [Re: stimpson]
    #19234529 - 12/05/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

stimpson said:
Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
Quote:

stimpson said:
[EDIT] ooo, yea i've licked cootch n stuff tho.



How do you get to that point and NOT have sex?  I'm seriously curious.




iono, i just didn't attempt it i guess.  the chick wasn't on birth control, and i DID NOT want a kid.  i just worshiped the heck out of her cootch a whole ton in my car and in hotel rooms n stuff.  she ditched me after a couple months, prolly for this very reason lol.

fuck i'm like 30 years old now too and soooooo late with this sex thing.  fuck fuck fuck



So you did this multiple times and never thought to buy condoms?


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