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Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? * 1
    #19233112 - 12/05/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Is it illegal to pay somebody money so that you can beat them up for a short duration of time? I'm not talking about knocking their teeth out and making them go unconscious but giving a few bruises, winding them a few times, few kicks here and there, and maybe a black eye or two is what I had in mind.

I just have a lot of anger inside me that I want to simply release. I'd be willing to pay $800 and I'm sure there's gotta be someone out there who'd do it. I just don't want to get in legal trouble. Just me beating up a random greasy stranger, be it a man or a woman, in a quiet place alone just sounds therapeutically blissful. I'm not a sociopath, I think paying a stranger $800 so you can givem a few knocks is a good price. McDonald's workers get paid $10/hr for back breaking work, that's "abuse".

Also, this shouldn't be considered assault. If this is assault, then porn is rape. The key is that there is consent.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19233125 - 12/05/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i doubt its illegal, although, my philosophy is if your gonna cause harm to your self in any way, do it because you want to do it, not because someone payed you


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19233133 - 12/05/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:gameover: ya peace and love, OP... :rolleyes:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #19233135 - 12/05/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wanted:  Sturdy bloke to beat up, preferably a proper cunt.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19233144 - 12/05/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Alexestalex said:
McDonald's workers get paid $10/hr for back breaking work





back breaking work at mcdonalds?

wat?


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: k00laid] * 1
    #19233146 - 12/05/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

^lol

"get the fries outta the fryer, now!1 omg omg now put the hamburger in the microwave! GO MAN GO!! HURRY!!"

"shit now he's asking for a McSlurry!" :uhoh: "what do i do now?!"
:zomgwtf:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: k00laid]
    #19233148 - 12/05/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Wanted:  Sturdy bloke to beat up, preferably a proper cunt.



Quote:

k00laid said:
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Alexestalex said:
McDonald's workers get paid $10/hr for back breaking work





back breaking work at mcdonalds?

wat?




Oh my mistake, I thought working at McDonalds was completely relaxing and chill. :facepalm:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19233150 - 12/05/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

you are so chill you can't even do food service at McDonalds? bro... you should just stick to meditation. just go up on a mountain or something.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: akira_akuma] * 3
    #19233156 - 12/05/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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^lol

"get the fries outta the fryer, now!1 omg omg now put the hamburger in the microwave! GO MAN GO!! HURRY!!"

"shit now he's asking for a McSlurry!" :uhoh: "what do i do now?!"
:zomgwtf:




Aha, the sheer ignorance. You know those busy McDonalds downtown? Where hundreds of customers have to served every hour? You try working there for a day and then tell me it's not hectic, stressful, and tiring af.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19233166 - 12/05/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

like i said, just chill on top of a mountain. as the saying goes, if you can't handle the heat stay out of the fry cooks way before he bolts and you're left with no fry cook; cause what'll do then it's so hectic!1121121


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: akira_akuma] * 6
    #19233175 - 12/05/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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like i said, just chill on top of a mountain. as the saying goes, if you can't handle the heat stay out of the fry cooks way before he bolts and you're left with no fry cook; cause what'll do then it's so hectic!1121121





You might be one of the worst posters I have ever encountered.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19233180 - 12/05/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Use that money to buy a punching bag. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #19233183 - 12/05/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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akira_akuma said:
^lol

"get the fries outta the fryer, now!1 omg omg now put the hamburger in the microwave! GO MAN GO!! HURRY!!"

"shit now he's asking for a McSlurry!" :uhoh: "what do i do now?!"
:zomgwtf:




Aha, the sheer ignorance. You know those busy McDonalds downtown? Where hundreds of customers have to served every hour? You try working there for a day and then tell me it's not hectic, stressful, and tiring af.





hectic, sure

stressful, sure

backbreaking? no.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: k00laid]
    #19233268 - 12/05/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'll do it. If your in washington fine with me.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: k00laid]
    #19233286 - 12/05/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Alexestalex said:
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akira_akuma said:
^lol

"get the fries outta the fryer, now!1 omg omg now put the hamburger in the microwave! GO MAN GO!! HURRY!!"

"shit now he's asking for a McSlurry!" :uhoh: "what do i do now?!"
:zomgwtf:




Aha, the sheer ignorance. You know those busy McDonalds downtown? Where hundreds of customers have to served every hour? You try working there for a day and then tell me it's not hectic, stressful, and tiring af.





hectic, sure

stressful, sure

backbreaking? no.




:rofldrunk:

Backbreaking... wow, thats a classic.

Personally I think its the stupidity of the people that work there (and some of the customers). I haven't done fast food work in 15+ years though but I'm sure it's the same, if not worse.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19233308 - 12/05/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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like i said, just chill on top of a mountain. as the saying goes, if you can't handle the heat stay out of the fry cooks way before he bolts and you're left with no fry cook; cause what'll do then it's so hectic!1121121





You might be one of the worst posters I have ever encountered.



and you might be one of the worst trolls i've ever encountered; i guess we're even.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19233318 - 12/05/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

the going rates are $500 for body hits $1000 for face hits

broken bones are gonna cost you a shit ton extra though

if u wanna get a group deal i can get that going and ill give you a good price since its your first time


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Ultron]
    #19233325 - 12/05/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lol, I'd let you fuck me up for 800$


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19233337 - 12/05/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Lol, I'd let you fuck me up for 800$




:whathesaid:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19233381 - 12/05/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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and you might be one of the worst trolls i've ever encountered; i guess we're even.





Obviously I'm pretty good if I get under your skin.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19233400 - 12/05/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

spend that 800 on some shrooms and eat them until you change your mindset


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex] * 3
    #19233490 - 12/05/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'll let you beat me up for $800 OP, and I won't press charges.

What part of the country you in? I'll even come to you if it's a reasonable distance.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22768746 - 01/12/16 04:20 AM (8 years, 19 days ago)

I will gladly get beaten up for 800$ I was looking to pay someone to do it for me but this is an even better deal


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22768815 - 01/12/16 05:15 AM (8 years, 19 days ago)

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Is it illegal to pay somebody money so that you can beat them up for a short duration of time? I'm not talking about knocking their teeth out and making them go unconscious but giving a few bruises, winding them a few times, few kicks here and there, and maybe a black eye or two is what I had in mind.

I just have a lot of anger inside me that I want to simply release. I'd be willing to pay $800 and I'm sure there's gotta be someone out there who'd do it. I just don't want to get in legal trouble. Just me beating up a random greasy stranger, be it a man or a woman, in a quiet place alone just sounds therapeutically blissful. I'm not a sociopath, I think paying a stranger $800 so you can givem a few knocks is a good price. McDonald's workers get paid $10/hr for back breaking work, that's "abuse".

Also, this shouldn't be considered assault. If this is assault, then porn is rape. The key is that there is consent.



Can i fight back?


im down either way/


ask about ol Holo i dont fuck with police.

even if u knocck a tooth out or break a  bone i never press charges.

DEAD ass serious. took my first charge at 12 cause i wouldnt rat.

I think you'd enjoy it more if i can hit u back. it'll give u more rage to go off on me

:pm: me

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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22769109 - 01/12/16 08:30 AM (8 years, 19 days ago)

lmfao,i made this thread years ago! i was just wondering how the law works.

i have no interest in beating anybody up, i am now a man of peace and love :heart:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22769115 - 01/12/16 08:32 AM (8 years, 19 days ago)

Snort $800 of crystal LSD instead


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #23938288 - 12/18/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i will let you beat me up for $800


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: djh1965] * 1
    #23938376 - 12/18/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Great first post. :rolleyes:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: koods]
    #23938402 - 12/18/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Pretty funny thread by alex.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #23938403 - 12/18/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I'll let you beat me up for $800 OP, and I won't press charges.

What part of the country you in? I'll even come to you if it's a reasonable distance.




Good post by Trent


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: TNK]
    #23939361 - 12/18/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

trent thought he was going to beat up his iron curtain of roast beef



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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23939371 - 12/18/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Ill do it


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23939545 - 12/19/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

$1,000 but you can't touch my face :crazy2:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: civil twilight]
    #23939555 - 12/19/16 12:33 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think most of you people understand what an actual ass beating looks like and how much the hospital bills cost. Let alone the amount of time missed from work if it's bad enough.

$800 is chum change.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23939562 - 12/19/16 12:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

If you want to beat up a girl for $800 I'm game, just please no broken bones or anything permanent. And stay away from the eyes too please.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23939565 - 12/19/16 12:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I don't think most of you people understand what an actual ass beating looks like and how much the hospital bills cost. Let alone the amount of time missed from work if it's bad enough.

$800 is chum change.




OP says he isn't talking about knocking anybody's teeth out or knocking them out, he's talking about a few bruises and a few kicks.

But yeah you're right, that's the sort of thing that you can't really control, and accidents do happen.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23939567 - 12/19/16 12:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

OP couldve just joined a martial arts gym/dojo, like a man

Ive never gone to the hospital over a fight, can only think of one person who has and he was beaten with mag lights by a dozen black dudes


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23939572 - 12/19/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Those types of things can be controlled slightly. But not by a random person, a trained martial artist would have a much better chance of hitting someone multiple times without causing any lasting damage.

Concussions are serious bizness folks.

Anyone willing to take up the offer is cray cray. Y'all need some hugs.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23939732 - 12/19/16 05:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think anyone should go shorting themselves. Seriously, You should be worth at least 1,200$ to beat up, and i mean, really get a good ass kicking, whoever paid should get to draw blood ya know? That's a lot of money.

But i say 12 hundred because that's enough to get a little over an OZ of ketamine which is exactly what i would do after getting the shit kicked out of me for money.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Everything]
    #23939808 - 12/19/16 07:35 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Id do it for free because thats how much I dont give a fuck....id fight back though.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23939820 - 12/19/16 07:43 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23939846 - 12/19/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Crystal G said:
If you want to beat up a girl for $800 I'm game, just please no broken bones or anything permanent. And stay away from the eyes too please.





do you plan to fight back? what happens if you win, what happens f he cant even land
a punch and you stomp his ass, does he still have to pay even though he couldnt beat
up a girl or will he demand that you pay for beating him up


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23939848 - 12/19/16 08:12 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Those types of things can be controlled slightly. But not by a random person, a trained martial artist would have a much better chance of hitting someone multiple times without causing any lasting damage.




that's nonsense.

a person can be killed with a single punch, it's happened many times even though it
is not a common occurrence, being trained in martial arts doesnt make you an expert
in killing/injuring or prevention of these things, it simply means you've received
some training in how to fight


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23939888 - 12/19/16 08:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Ever heard of martial arts? For like 100 bucks, you can beat on willing people all you want for a whole month. More bang for your buck dude!


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23939903 - 12/19/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Crystal G said:
If you want to beat up a girl for $800 I'm game, just please no broken bones or anything permanent. And stay away from the eyes too please.





do you plan to fight back? what happens if you win, what happens f he cant even land
a punch and you stomp his ass, does he still have to pay even though he couldnt beat
up a girl or will he demand that you pay for beating him up




I'm assuming if you're getting paid to get beat up, then the idea is you're not supposed to fight back.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #24116647 - 02/24/17 04:46 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Beat me up! I'll let you and won't even fight back... No one would get in trouble, I think it'll be fun. I would even let you beat the hell out of me for free!


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Gavinsinger]
    #24116656 - 02/24/17 04:50 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

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