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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19233400 - 12/05/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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spend that 800 on some shrooms and eat them until you change your mindset
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex] 3
#19233490 - 12/05/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll let you beat me up for $800 OP, and I won't press charges.
What part of the country you in? I'll even come to you if it's a reasonable distance.
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
#22768746 - 01/12/16 04:20 AM (8 years, 19 days ago) |
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I will gladly get beaten up for 800$ I was looking to pay someone to do it for me but this is an even better deal
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
#22768815 - 01/12/16 05:15 AM (8 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
Alexestalex said: Is it illegal to pay somebody money so that you can beat them up for a short duration of time? I'm not talking about knocking their teeth out and making them go unconscious but giving a few bruises, winding them a few times, few kicks here and there, and maybe a black eye or two is what I had in mind.
I just have a lot of anger inside me that I want to simply release. I'd be willing to pay $800 and I'm sure there's gotta be someone out there who'd do it. I just don't want to get in legal trouble. Just me beating up a random greasy stranger, be it a man or a woman, in a quiet place alone just sounds therapeutically blissful. I'm not a sociopath, I think paying a stranger $800 so you can givem a few knocks is a good price. McDonald's workers get paid $10/hr for back breaking work, that's "abuse".
Also, this shouldn't be considered assault. If this is assault, then porn is rape. The key is that there is consent.
Can i fight back?
im down either way/
ask about ol Holo i dont fuck with police.
even if u knocck a tooth out or break a bone i never press charges.
DEAD ass serious. took my first charge at 12 cause i wouldnt rat.
I think you'd enjoy it more if i can hit u back. it'll give u more rage to go off on me
me
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
#22769109 - 01/12/16 08:30 AM (8 years, 19 days ago) |
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lmfao,i made this thread years ago! i was just wondering how the law works.
i have no interest in beating anybody up, i am now a man of peace and love
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
#22769115 - 01/12/16 08:32 AM (8 years, 19 days ago) |
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Snort $800 of crystal LSD instead
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
#23938288 - 12/18/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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i will let you beat me up for $800
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: djh1965] 1
#23938376 - 12/18/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Great first post.
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: koods]
#23938402 - 12/18/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pretty funny thread by alex.
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: TrentBoyett] 1
#23938403 - 12/18/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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TrentBoyett said: I'll let you beat me up for $800 OP, and I won't press charges.
What part of the country you in? I'll even come to you if it's a reasonable distance.
Good post by Trent
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: TNK]
#23939361 - 12/18/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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trent thought he was going to beat up his iron curtain of roast beef
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#23939371 - 12/18/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ill do it
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23939545 - 12/19/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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$1,000 but you can't touch my face
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: civil twilight]
#23939555 - 12/19/16 12:33 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think most of you people understand what an actual ass beating looks like and how much the hospital bills cost. Let alone the amount of time missed from work if it's bad enough.
$800 is chum change.
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Supachopped719]
#23939562 - 12/19/16 12:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you want to beat up a girl for $800 I'm game, just please no broken bones or anything permanent. And stay away from the eyes too please.
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Supachopped719]
#23939565 - 12/19/16 12:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Supachopped719 said: I don't think most of you people understand what an actual ass beating looks like and how much the hospital bills cost. Let alone the amount of time missed from work if it's bad enough.
$800 is chum change.
OP says he isn't talking about knocking anybody's teeth out or knocking them out, he's talking about a few bruises and a few kicks.
But yeah you're right, that's the sort of thing that you can't really control, and accidents do happen.
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Crystal G]
#23939567 - 12/19/16 12:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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OP couldve just joined a martial arts gym/dojo, like a man
Ive never gone to the hospital over a fight, can only think of one person who has and he was beaten with mag lights by a dozen black dudes
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Crystal G]
#23939572 - 12/19/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Those types of things can be controlled slightly. But not by a random person, a trained martial artist would have a much better chance of hitting someone multiple times without causing any lasting damage.
Concussions are serious bizness folks.
Anyone willing to take up the offer is cray cray. Y'all need some hugs.
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Supachopped719]
#23939732 - 12/19/16 05:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think anyone should go shorting themselves. Seriously, You should be worth at least 1,200$ to beat up, and i mean, really get a good ass kicking, whoever paid should get to draw blood ya know? That's a lot of money.
But i say 12 hundred because that's enough to get a little over an OZ of ketamine which is exactly what i would do after getting the shit kicked out of me for money.
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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Everything]
#23939808 - 12/19/16 07:35 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Id do it for free because thats how much I dont give a fuck....id fight back though.
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