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Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? * 1
    #19233112 - 12/05/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Is it illegal to pay somebody money so that you can beat them up for a short duration of time? I'm not talking about knocking their teeth out and making them go unconscious but giving a few bruises, winding them a few times, few kicks here and there, and maybe a black eye or two is what I had in mind.

I just have a lot of anger inside me that I want to simply release. I'd be willing to pay $800 and I'm sure there's gotta be someone out there who'd do it. I just don't want to get in legal trouble. Just me beating up a random greasy stranger, be it a man or a woman, in a quiet place alone just sounds therapeutically blissful. I'm not a sociopath, I think paying a stranger $800 so you can givem a few knocks is a good price. McDonald's workers get paid $10/hr for back breaking work, that's "abuse".

Also, this shouldn't be considered assault. If this is assault, then porn is rape. The key is that there is consent.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19233125 - 12/05/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i doubt its illegal, although, my philosophy is if your gonna cause harm to your self in any way, do it because you want to do it, not because someone payed you


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19233133 - 12/05/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:gameover: ya peace and love, OP... :rolleyes:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #19233135 - 12/05/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wanted:  Sturdy bloke to beat up, preferably a proper cunt.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19233144 - 12/05/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Alexestalex said:
McDonald's workers get paid $10/hr for back breaking work





back breaking work at mcdonalds?

wat?


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: k00laid] * 1
    #19233146 - 12/05/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

^lol

"get the fries outta the fryer, now!1 omg omg now put the hamburger in the microwave! GO MAN GO!! HURRY!!"

"shit now he's asking for a McSlurry!" :uhoh: "what do i do now?!"
:zomgwtf:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: k00laid]
    #19233148 - 12/05/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
Wanted:  Sturdy bloke to beat up, preferably a proper cunt.



Quote:

k00laid said:
Quote:

Alexestalex said:
McDonald's workers get paid $10/hr for back breaking work





back breaking work at mcdonalds?

wat?




Oh my mistake, I thought working at McDonalds was completely relaxing and chill. :facepalm:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19233150 - 12/05/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

you are so chill you can't even do food service at McDonalds? bro... you should just stick to meditation. just go up on a mountain or something.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: akira_akuma] * 3
    #19233156 - 12/05/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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akira_akuma said:
^lol

"get the fries outta the fryer, now!1 omg omg now put the hamburger in the microwave! GO MAN GO!! HURRY!!"

"shit now he's asking for a McSlurry!" :uhoh: "what do i do now?!"
:zomgwtf:




Aha, the sheer ignorance. You know those busy McDonalds downtown? Where hundreds of customers have to served every hour? You try working there for a day and then tell me it's not hectic, stressful, and tiring af.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19233166 - 12/05/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

like i said, just chill on top of a mountain. as the saying goes, if you can't handle the heat stay out of the fry cooks way before he bolts and you're left with no fry cook; cause what'll do then it's so hectic!1121121


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: akira_akuma] * 6
    #19233175 - 12/05/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
like i said, just chill on top of a mountain. as the saying goes, if you can't handle the heat stay out of the fry cooks way before he bolts and you're left with no fry cook; cause what'll do then it's so hectic!1121121





You might be one of the worst posters I have ever encountered.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19233180 - 12/05/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Use that money to buy a punching bag. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #19233183 - 12/05/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Alexestalex said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
^lol

"get the fries outta the fryer, now!1 omg omg now put the hamburger in the microwave! GO MAN GO!! HURRY!!"

"shit now he's asking for a McSlurry!" :uhoh: "what do i do now?!"
:zomgwtf:




Aha, the sheer ignorance. You know those busy McDonalds downtown? Where hundreds of customers have to served every hour? You try working there for a day and then tell me it's not hectic, stressful, and tiring af.





hectic, sure

stressful, sure

backbreaking? no.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: k00laid]
    #19233268 - 12/05/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'll do it. If your in washington fine with me.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: k00laid]
    #19233286 - 12/05/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

k00laid said:
Quote:

Alexestalex said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
^lol

"get the fries outta the fryer, now!1 omg omg now put the hamburger in the microwave! GO MAN GO!! HURRY!!"

"shit now he's asking for a McSlurry!" :uhoh: "what do i do now?!"
:zomgwtf:




Aha, the sheer ignorance. You know those busy McDonalds downtown? Where hundreds of customers have to served every hour? You try working there for a day and then tell me it's not hectic, stressful, and tiring af.





hectic, sure

stressful, sure

backbreaking? no.




:rofldrunk:

Backbreaking... wow, thats a classic.

Personally I think its the stupidity of the people that work there (and some of the customers). I haven't done fast food work in 15+ years though but I'm sure it's the same, if not worse.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19233308 - 12/05/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Mush4Brains said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
like i said, just chill on top of a mountain. as the saying goes, if you can't handle the heat stay out of the fry cooks way before he bolts and you're left with no fry cook; cause what'll do then it's so hectic!1121121





You might be one of the worst posters I have ever encountered.



and you might be one of the worst trolls i've ever encountered; i guess we're even.


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19233318 - 12/05/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

the going rates are $500 for body hits $1000 for face hits

broken bones are gonna cost you a shit ton extra though

if u wanna get a group deal i can get that going and ill give you a good price since its your first time


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: Ultron]
    #19233325 - 12/05/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lol, I'd let you fuck me up for 800$


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19233337 - 12/05/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Lol, I'd let you fuck me up for 800$




:whathesaid:


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Re: Is it illegal to pay someone money so that you can beat them up? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19233381 - 12/05/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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and you might be one of the worst trolls i've ever encountered; i guess we're even.





Obviously I'm pretty good if I get under your skin.


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