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OfflineKrat0s
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When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan?
    #19231965 - 12/05/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If this is in the wrong forum can a MOD move it please?

anyway

Let's say the entire world goes to shit because of, say, zombies or whatever.

How well prepared do you think you are to survive?

Answer the following as you please (i will include my answers):

1) what is your current profession?
I am a sound engineer and studying into Law Enforcement.

2) how physically fit are you?
I weigh 130, am 5'9.  PRREEETTY skinny. But quick on my feet and agile as hell.

3) What kind of self defense/firearm experience do you have?
I have been shooting fire-arms since i was maybe 6 years young.  And very decent at it if i do say.  I havent taken any self defense classes but i have self trained in H2H fighting and using bo-staff.

4) are you currently preparing?
YESSSSIRRRRR i am. 

5)IF you are preparing, what would you consider the 3 most important items in your Bug-out/in kit?
Mine would have to be my water filtration system, a vehicle (Will be plenty of those when the uglies start taking over), and my Katana.

6) What 3 weapons would you carry with you and why?
Mine would be my Socom16: because the thing can take out a damn truck from  a half mile away, let alone rip through some goons from said distance.
My crossbow: quiet, accurate, reusable ammunition, and overall pretty badass.
And my katana: no explaination needed...

7) How far would you goto save your skin in a SHTF situation?  (Name the worst possible life/death situation you could think of and describe how you would handle it)

IDEK, i suck when it comes to pressure.  If my balls had been bitten by a ZOM i think id rather die than BME-OLYMPICS style my way out of it.

So, how well do you think you'd do?



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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Krat0s]
    #19232029 - 12/05/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

1) I'm a true patriot. Also if zombies happen I'm tripping the blue states
2) 250 and 5'8... but don't worry I make up for it with my arsenal 
3) I bought a shotgun but it has an assault weapon stock so you could say it's dangerous
4) I was born ready
5) Mine would have to be my AR-15, Budweiser, and cable TV
6) It would be my AR-15, my glock 17, and my 5th glock 17
7) Well first I would protect our god blessed country from the commies zombies crazed marauders and wake up the sheeple with gunfire like Paul Revered. Once you all just wake up you'll all know how valuable my 10 year stash of freeze dried food is. But you won't get any of it, because you'll have transformed into a crazed marauder infected with the doomsday preppers virus and will carry around some menacing object and basically glare with your rape-eyes and try to rob innocent civilians. But you won't be able to because I'll stop you, and I'll show everybody how important it is to be an armed society when I defend myself from you probably-thieving-in-the-future bastards by putting you down with 2 in the upper chest.


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Synthe]
    #19232039 - 12/05/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

All I know is I'll be better off than all the anti-gun crowd. If I have a gun and you don't have a gun, guess whos taking whos shit.


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #19232063 - 12/05/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
All I know is I'll be better off than all the anti-gun crowd. If I have a gun and you don't have a gun, guess whos taking whos shit.



Are you telling us that in wake of a disaster such as a hurricane or massive earthquake you'd just... go rob your neighbors?



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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Synthe]
    #19232098 - 12/05/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

No but in the scenerio of shit hitting the fan, disaster on a global proportion. Society crumbling? If I need food or water, and you have it. And you don't even ask me "oh hey bro want a sip" I'm holdin your ass up.


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Mescalean]
    #19232124 - 12/05/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
No but in the scenerio of shit hitting the fan, disaster on a global proportion. Society crumbling? If I need food or water, and you have it. And you don't even ask me "oh hey bro want a sip" I'm holdin your ass up.




I can't wait till two dude's with bigger guns want what you have.


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19232193 - 12/05/13 05:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
Quote:

Mescalean said:
No but in the scenerio of shit hitting the fan, disaster on a global proportion. Society crumbling? If I need food or water, and you have it. And you don't even ask me "oh hey bro want a sip" I'm holdin your ass up.




I can't wait till two dude's with bigger guns want what you have.




Thats when you fucking run serpentine and pray. Vehicle for transportation and protection/weapons are my biggest cocern. Ya'll have fun when the zombies eat you and lizard men ass rape you.


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Krat0s]
    #19232233 - 12/05/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Krat0s said:
3) What kind of self defense/firearm experience do you have?
I have been shooting fire-arms since i was maybe 6 years young.  And very decent at it if i do say.  I havent taken any self defense classes but i have self trained in H2H fighting and using bo-staff.




interesting. I'm qualified as expert with both a pistol and a rifle, I'm
also well trained in fighting tall skinny people

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4) are you currently preparing?
YESSSSIRRRRR i am. 





why do I need to prepare when I can just take your stuff

Quote:

6) What 3 weapons would you carry with you and why?
Mine would be my Socom16: because the thing can take out a damn truck from  a half mile away, let alone rip through some goons from said distance.
My crossbow: quiet, accurate, reusable ammunition, and overall pretty badass.
And my katana: no explaination needed...





trucks dont shoot back, but yeah... you're making it really easy for me to take your preps


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #19232234 - 12/05/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
Thats when you fucking run serpentine and pray. Vehicle for transportation and protection/weapons are my biggest cocern. Ya'll have fun when the zombies eat you and lizard men ass rape you.




I think that only people who are afraid of their own death, are unsure of their value to a post-apocalyptic world, or are completely unable to work with others would think similarly to yourself.


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Synthe]
    #19232876 - 12/05/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Synthe said:
Quote:

Mescalean said:
All I know is I'll be better off than all the anti-gun crowd. If I have a gun and you don't have a gun, guess whos taking whos shit.



Are you telling us that in wake of a disaster such as a hurricane or massive earthquake you'd just... go rob your neighbors?



:derp:





I'd eat the neighbors if they have no stuff to take


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19233001 - 12/05/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I practice sneaking up on cats. If you can sneak up on a cat, you can sneak up on anything/anyone.
For weapons see above
A good solid dual sport motorcycle should be good for transportation
I've studied various martial arts for my entire life so killing from a covert position with bare hands is not a problem.
Current profession is being awesome, re enlisting into the national guard to reclass and pay for college. Will be persuing at least a masters in biology.
Past professions have mostly been physical labor and the army,qualed at least sharpshooter with every weapon infantry uses.
And I can get to at least round 30 in cod zombies with only pistols.
You tell me. Am I ready for the apocolypse?


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: 4nik8]
    #19233029 - 12/05/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

this thread gave me a good laugh.


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: k00laid]
    #19233091 - 12/05/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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k00laid said:
this thread gave me a good laugh.



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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: 4nik8]
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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Krat0s]
    #19233121 - 12/05/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Krat0s said:
If this is in the wrong forum can a MOD move it please?

anyway

Let's say the entire world goes to shit because of, say, zombies or whatever.

How well prepared do you think you are to survive?




not well at all

Answer the following as you please (i will include my answers):

Quote:


1) what is your current profession?




not relevant

Quote:


2) how physically fit are you?




average

Quote:


3) What kind of self defense/firearm experience do you have?




I'm good with a rifle.

Quote:


4) are you currently preparing?




no I need to 

Quote:


5)IF you are preparing, what would you consider the 3 most important items in your Bug-out/in kit?




A 10/22, water sterilization tablets, and beef jerky

Quote:


6) What 3 weapons would you carry with you and why?




a 10/22 because ammo weighs nothing and it is light and accurate
an ar-15 because it is a good all around defence rifle and ammo is relatively light
xdm 9mm because i'd want a pistol

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7) How far would you goto save your skin in a SHTF situation?  (Name the worst possible life/death situation you could think of and describe how you would handle it)




pass. I'm good under pressure.


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #19233359 - 12/05/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

All I want is a big bag of heroin. :lol:


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Krat0s]
    #19233491 - 12/05/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

1. Potential Engineer/Scientist

2. Strong enough to manipulate my own body weight easily while still being able to run for miles

3. I have none whatsoever

4. Not as of right now but I plan to eventually

5. If I was preparing, I would certainly have a water sterilization system, some sorta of small weapon, probably a pistol, and some speed. Fights off the hunger, keeps you up on your feet, pop a few of those in an emergency and you'll be ready to go :crazyeyes:

6. Pistil: small easy to carry, accurate enough at close range
Some sort of weapon that can paralyze and knockout without killing: gives me the ability to tie someone up and potentially interrogate them
Katana: Light, decent range, unlimited use

7. I personally don't believe in zombies, not enough scientific evidence to back up such a phenomenon from occurring. I think the two most likely SHTF situations are some sort of global epidemic involving a virus or resistant bacteria that's spreading rapidly. Or, yellow stone caldera erupting, that shit is very possible and will most definitely occur at some point

The entire west half of the states would be absolutely fucked, the sun would be blocked out for quite a while, plants could not continue performing photosynthesis, mass panic would occur, possible global economic crisis. I would stuck up at least a years worth of food, years worth of water, board my entire house up, and do my best to live through it.

Although to be honest, if the government formed a recon group and were looking for scientists and engineers, I would willingly help. If something horrific occurs, I want to be able to put my knowledge to good use, I wanna save some people


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19234346 - 12/05/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

XD these are all pretty interesting.

I don't understand the whole "I can just take your stuff" idea though.
If me and 5 or 6 buddies are armed to the teeth and someone waltzes in with their bare hands and an intenet to take our stuff forcibly, idk if that'd quite work.  But whatever works for you
And
Oliver:
I'm talking hypothetically man.  I don't specifically mean zombies, maybe aids evolved into some flesh eating Krokodil addict type shit? Idk.

And the speed idea is pretty good.  Jw but do you get withdrawals from speed? That'd suck monkey balls if you ran out.


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #19234362 - 12/05/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:


1) what is your current profession?




not relevant







Well, it is relevant.  If you are a special ed teacher, that won't hekp much at all.  But if you're some jacked dude lifting railroad tracks on each shoulder all day for some RR station, you'd be pretty good off.


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Re: When the shit hits the fan (SHTF) plan? [Re: Krat0s]
    #19234385 - 12/05/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't see much point in surviving a zombie infested world. Surviving is over rated. I need a world with booze and porn, or man, whats the point of it all.


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