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Anonymous #1
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Just tested negative for THC Woot!!! Or not?
#19232237 - 12/05/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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So I smoked Saturday night, had an interview on Monday thinking that I wouldn't have to take a test till way into the future. Come to find out the organization wants to make a hiring decision by the end of the week.. If i get the job i have to take a test. I bought some of these off amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Instant-Single-Panel-Drug-Test/dp/B004C39D68/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386288332&sr=8-1&keywords=Marijuana+test
Ive been drinking my eight glasses of water a day, drinking cranberry juice, eating lean and exercising since that's what i read can help flush the toxins out of your system.
It's now Thursday and I tested negative with these amazon tests. I'll do another one when I need to pee again to be sure. If im negative on these do you think ill be negative on a professional screen as well?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Just tested negative for THC Woot!!! Or not? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#19232864 - 12/05/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You'll be fine.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Just tested negative for THC Woot!!! Or not? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#19235884 - 12/06/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Test your first piss of the day
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Just tested negative for THC Woot!!! Or not? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#19263509 - 12/11/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha I had an interview a month or so ago for a job. I had been smoking every day for months and I found out about the drug test 2 days before. I shit a brick because I really needed the job I was going to try to flush the toxins out which would be extremely unlikely in that short amount of time. But then I stumbled into a local headshop and my buddy there hooked me up with this synthetic urine! I couldn't believe it I bought it for like 20-30 bucks. The day of the test I warmed up my piss in my microwave and headed over to the job with the warm bottle of fake piss tucked into some compression shorts I had on. It was kinda far away so I warmed it up some more with the heat of my car watching the thermometer on it trying to get it as hot as possible. Finally I got there and opened the hand warmer that came with it and placed them both in my pants. I knew they couldn't have anyone in the room with me by law so I wasn't worried, but unfortunately the people who came to test me were late and I had to wait 30 mins! Finally I got to go and I poured the liquid in the cup it was the perfect temp. Results came back clean! passed the test got the job! I still to this day can't believe it worked.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Just tested negative for THC Woot!!! Or not? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#19263709 - 12/12/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: Haha I had an interview a month or so ago for a job. I had been smoking every day for months and I found out about the drug test 2 days before. I shit a brick because I really needed the job I was going to try to flush the toxins out which would be extremely unlikely in that short amount of time. But then I stumbled into a local headshop and my buddy there hooked me up with this synthetic urine! I couldn't believe it I bought it for like 20-30 bucks. The day of the test I warmed up my piss in my microwave and headed over to the job with the warm bottle of fake piss tucked into some compression shorts I had on. It was kinda far away so I warmed it up some more with the heat of my car watching the thermometer on it trying to get it as hot as possible. Finally I got there and opened the hand warmer that came with it and placed them both in my pants. I knew they couldn't have anyone in the room with me by law so I wasn't worried, but unfortunately the people who came to test me were late and I had to wait 30 mins! Finally I got to go and I poured the liquid in the cup it was the perfect temp. Results came back clean! passed the test got the job! I still to this day can't believe it worked.
That is amazing that you had such good results! I have done pretty much the same thing as you, putting it in my pants, except I use piss I get from another person, and I have even passed a labbed test using my own 3 week old urine that smelled horrible and had particles in it!!! These were in OBSERVED TESTS, I guess im just pretty sly. I was on probation for a year, but only got pee tested for 6 months, but smoked the whole time. I would just flush my system with 30 cranberry pills a day, and then you eat about 10 vitamin B 100 complexes and that way you pee about every 20 minutes if you drink a gallon an hour, and it is all darker than normal pee. The riboflavin makes the pee yellow, and it is undetectable. Then, you bottle some up for a few weeks, and if you fridge it can last a month and a half. Then you can smoke all that time before another few day cranberry binge. I have also passed by diluting with visine, but I think that is extremely risky. FYI, anybody hoping to sneak shit in their pants, you want more than one container, and each should be 60 ml+. The large visines I believe are the perfect size, and if you are a man, you can fit 3 comfortably without them bouncing against eachother wearing tighty whiteys(with the pocket under your dick) and put one in the pocket and one on either side of your cock.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Just tested negative for THC Woot!!! Or not? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#19263764 - 12/12/13 12:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mine came in a really nice bottle that you could reuse with real piss in it plus it has thermometer which is important cause if your piss is too cold you will fail. Sorry Pics so big!
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