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My Shit Don't Stink * 2
    #19231701 - 12/05/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sorry if this is a little TMI but, I have recently cut out all wheat and pretty much all processed sugar from my diet. I do not eat very much dairy or red meat.

Lately I have been making mostly Indian food and/or Thai, using all ingredients in their natural form and using no processed foods, except for the occasional can of coconut milk or other organic sauce.

In the time I have changed my diet I have noticed my bowel movements no longer stink really. Before I changed my diet I would eat a lot of processed foods with a whole list of ingredients I could not pronounce and had no idea what the fuck was in it.

When I was eating that way some of my bowel movements smelled pretty awful, like maybe an animal crawled inside me and died haha. To my roommates I would imitate the dad in the movie "Friday" and say, "Don't nobody go in there fo bout 30-45 minutes!" lol

Now, since I have been eating real food without preservatives and artificial ingredients, when I drop a deuce it does not really smell like anything at all.

. . .  Not to mention that now, I have the most amazing poops of my life. So perfect, they just fall right out lol


TMI?



How are all you Shroomerites poops going these days?


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19231746 - 12/05/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My shit stinks and I bask in it's glory  :god2:


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: The5thElement]
    #19231755 - 12/05/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19231770 - 12/05/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

In before the Rule 4 lock.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: mpd]
    #19231780 - 12/05/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

im pretty sure it dosnt violate rule 4, although pics would help


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: LiquidGlass] * 2
    #19231810 - 12/05/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Same deal here. I mostly eat veggies in curries and stews, almost no bread, and the only meat I eat is chicken about once a week. My shit don't stink and it falls unto its watery bath like manna from heaven.

However I still bake and eat a lot of cookies. I'll make a batch and eat nine or ten in a day. Then I get gnarly farts within half an hour. It be what it be.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: fiddle]
    #19231818 - 12/05/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I eat chicken almost every day, rice, spegetti, apples, broccoli, whole grain bread, cashews, dried mangos, every now and then I'll throw some black beans and salsa and tortillas in there, lots of milk, eggs and bacon. BOOM, that's pretty much all I eat.

Plus green beans.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: The5thElement]
    #19231868 - 12/05/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No meat or dairy here either, but I eat grains. Perfect shit.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19231874 - 12/05/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I also like my steak rare, bloody is best.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: The5thElement]
    #19231882 - 12/05/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have to eat at least one thing that had a mother at some point, everyday.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19231899 - 12/05/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Try onion stink. damn nature


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19231939 - 12/05/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well OP, I've got news for you. If you're eating proper Thai food, then your shit does indeed stink, and probably worse than most other people's does. You probably just burnt out your olfactory system eating a particularly spicy somtam.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: The5thElement]
    #19231940 - 12/05/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Your shit still stank...


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19231976 - 12/05/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nope, you are not alone in the quest for healthier living and in fact I would like MORE information.

Not as much about your shit but the other end: can you describe what you eat in a typical day?

Me I'm prying myself away from processed foods, and only today I have begun adding psyllium husk shakes to my diet.  I started with a teaspoon of Psyllium husk a day stirred in a glass of water and chased with a glass of water 3x a day, and over the course of a month I seek to gradually expand that to 3x a tablespoon so that I'm in the 20-30gr/day zone.

Its best known from colon cleansing regimens where it can serve as the only ingredient, but it does a lot of good things, it improves quality, texture and frequency of the stool, gives the entire GI tract a good gentle scrubbing, traps dietary fat and cholesterol on the way out and its use is associated with a chronic tendency towards mild weight loss.

It can be had in large tubs for a few bucks, is all natural and adds to good health significantly, especially for you since you cut out the wheat fiber from your diet.

But back on track, yes I noticed too that eating all natural ingredients is associated with better less smelly stools.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: Asante]
    #19232012 - 12/05/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well I would say recently about 80-90% of my diet consists of indian food. I go here http://allrecipes.com/recipes/world-cuisine/asian/indian/


And I will often make the recipe of the day, or if that does not appeal to me I will pick one, usually with a side brown rice. One recipe will last me a couple days. And if I get tired of it and want to make a new recipe I will freeze the one I have in ziplocks for an easy meal when I do not feel like cooking.

I usually have 2 eggs for breakfast, I recently read that they do not cause as high of cholesterol as people think and they are really good for you . . .

I will snack on things like roasted peas, roasted corn, or other roasted/dried veggies dried figs or any dried fruit, fresh fruit, veggies like carrots and celery, brown rice cakes, plain yougurt with honey . . .

I have not gotten into the smoothies/health shakes yet, but am heading that way I think. I need some new and different things to do with fresh fruits/veggies


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19232044 - 12/05/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Its not the cholesterol you eat that you should worry about, its the cholesterol generated by bad food habits.  Again, processed foods.

I don't believe the hype against eggs but you must eat organic eggs from free range chickens that ate actual grains and seeds, not "chicken feed" which often contains so much waste fryer oil that the eggs themselves contain detrimental amounts of trans fats.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: Asante]
    #19232051 - 12/05/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Everybody's shit stinks


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: Patlal]
    #19232056 - 12/05/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Theres huge variance in the degree it stinks.  Healthy shit barely has an odor.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: Asante]
    #19232069 - 12/05/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Theres huge variance in the degree it stinks.  Healthy shit barely has an odor.




THat's because you have a bad sense of smell.


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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: Patlal]
    #19232088 - 12/05/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have a good sense of smell, Im a nonsmoker :awesomenod:

Poorly digested poo smells much worse than does properly digested poo.

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    Foul smelling bowel movements will often be accompanied by symptoms of either diarrhea or constipation. If the symptoms continue for more than a few days, you should see a doctor right away.





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Re: My Shit Don't Stink [Re: Patlal]
    #19233765 - 12/05/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I don't believe the hype against eggs but you must eat organic eggs from free range chickens that ate actual grains and seeds, not "chicken feed" which often contains so much waste fryer oil that the eggs themselves contain detrimental amounts of trans fats.





Yeah I eat organic vegetarian fed chicken eggs. When I went to school I took an environmental biology class and on one of the trips we went to a vegetarian chicken farm and he was telling us about how other farms would take the male chickens and ground them up and put them in the chicken feed



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Theres huge variance in the degree it stinks.  Healthy shit barely has an odor.




THat's because you have a bad sense of smell.






I too have a really good sense of smell and when i was eating like crap I could smell the awfulness while sitting on the toilet, and it would make the whole bathroom smell. Now when I shit I cannot smell anything at all accept the normal soap smells of a bathroom.



And no Khii Khwaay, I did not burn out my olfactory from anything spicy as I make my ethnic food with lower than average levels of cayenne/hot chilis


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