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I like to imagine this thing where aliens invade, but they have some weird code of honour 4
#19228834 - 12/04/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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where they give conquered planets one chance to redeem themselves...by challenging them in a battle of music. See, I imagine the aliens have this really awesome, unreal set of musicians that come off these gigantic space Ark things that are just unbeatable. They do stuff that we've never even heard of before, and they wear the heads of their defeated musician enemies on their persons, etc.
So what will happen is that the earth starts sending out their "best" singers and musicians and stuff, and they're guys like Coldplay, Adele, Kings of Leon or whatever the "best" bands are nowadays by popular earth opinion. Unfortunately though, the aliens completely annihilate them with superior musicianship and technical skill etc and just clean up a huge swathe of earths heroes.
SO....the earth is in dire straits, and they don't know what to do.....ENTER THE UNDERGROUND METAL BANDS!
All the bands like Dream Theater, Dragonforce, Buckethead, Angra etc etc come to the earths defence and hold the aliens at bay with ultra sweet guitar solos and epic, unparalleled musical displays of sex. Their passion for life and the glory of metal speeds their fingertips to keep up with the aliens superior technology, and then while everyone's preoccupied, the Canadian military sneaks a nuke onto the mother ship and kills all the bad guys
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Re: I like to imagine this thing where aliens invade, but they have some weird code of honour [Re: morrowasted]
#19228850 - 12/04/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Is this the 25i and synthetic mj talking
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Re: I like to imagine this thing where aliens invade, but they have some weird code of honour [Re: dontknow] 1
#19228876 - 12/04/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tenacious D comes busts out a massive-monster-mama-jam.
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Re: I like to imagine this thing where aliens invade, but they have some weird code of honour [Re: dontknow]
#19228885 - 12/04/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh my god you get so many points for knowing who Angra are. You lost most of those when I realized you said DragonFORCE And not DragonLAND, who would be much more effective defenders (see below). They're also the band that turned me to metal which helped define who I am.
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Re: I like to imagine this thing where aliens invade, but they have some weird code of honour [Re: dontknow]
#19228886 - 12/04/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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After a bowl this idea sounds a lot cooler could totally see dragon force in a musical showdown with an E.T. band.
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Re: I like to imagine this thing where aliens invade, but they have some weird code of honour [Re: st1llnox]
#19229220 - 12/04/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
st1llnox said: Oh my god you get so many points for knowing who Angra are. You lost most of those when I realized you said DragonFORCE And not DragonLAND, who would be much more effective defenders (see below). They're also the band that turned me to metal which helped define who I am.
And you just lost points when you said dragonLAND and not dragonTALES.
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Re: I like to imagine this thing where aliens invade, but they have some weird code of honour [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#19229312 - 12/04/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: I like to imagine this thing where aliens invade, but they have some weird code of honour [Re: st1llnox] 1
#19230232 - 12/05/13 07:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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dragonland
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