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Girls: How to open up a text conversation?
    #19228827 - 12/04/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So I get this girls' number and I could potentially open up with the casual "hey :wink:"
But it seems so bland. This girl is actually of particular interest. I am not looking for a quick fuck for the first time. Normally I would wait until I was drunk and say flirty things with sexual undertones


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #19228858 - 12/04/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yeahh Id skip they hey wink. Ask a question about something you have in common or about one of her interests. Like hey want to study together? Hey hows it going? Hey Im in your area, want to bun/grab a cofffee? The idea is to hang out with her, and a wink is just a dead end


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: fruitrollup]
    #19228925 - 12/04/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lollll a wink is an opening if you are trying to fuck. Or saying something that indicates you outright wanna fuck

But yes those are all good ideas thanks


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #19229183 - 12/04/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You: You're never going to fucking believe what happened to me last night
Her: What!!?
You: Oh my bad, wrong number.


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Irfan]
    #19229187 - 12/04/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Irfan said:
You: You're never going to fucking believe what happened to me last night
Her: What!!?
You: Oh my bad, wrong number.



lololollllllllll


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19233004 - 12/05/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hey this is ______ it was cool as hell meeting you today


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Irfan]
    #19243075 - 12/07/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Irfan said:
You: You're never going to fucking believe what happened to me last night
Her: What!!?
You: Oh my bad, wrong number.




This is actually a good first message.^^

Text messages should not be used to talk about meaningful things because they lack emotion and you will never progress further into the interaction, infact it will likely talk your way out of progressing.
Use text messages only to talk shit, or arrange a meeting place for what ever. Speaking of meeting places, if you barely know the girl, instead of inviting her on a date, a cool thing to do is say, "
hey i'm going (somewhere fun. Pups/clubs are fine) with a couple friends on fooday, you wanna come out with us too?"

The most bland and boring things you could say is what every other guy says, which are things like:
"Hey :wink:"
"Hey, what's going on?"
"How are you?"
"How was your day today?"

Those things are fine to say to girl that you're in a relationship with, but if someone doesn't know you, you look like a boring loser who has nothing going in their life, so they have to ask about other peoples. I have a fake account on Facebook with a woman profile picture. I use the account to find out about parties in my local area.
Trust me on what i've told you, 100% of the random guys who send me private messages say one of the above boring messages i listed. If my fake profile is getting banal shit like that, you can bet your balls, all real women who are attractive are also getting it too. It's dead easy to stand out from the rest of the schmucks.
Role playing is a pretty easy technique and pretty much everyone enjoys it, men and women, make something up and try it out.


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Magenta]
    #19244672 - 12/08/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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knightron said:
Quote:

Irfan said:
You: You're never going to fucking believe what happened to me last night
Her: What!!?
You: Oh my bad, wrong number.




This is actually a good first message.^^

Text messages should not be used to talk about meaningful things because they lack emotion and you will never progress further into the interaction, infact it will likely talk your way out of progressing.
Use text messages only to talk shit, or arrange a meeting place for what ever. Speaking of meeting places, if you barely know the girl, instead of inviting her on a date, a cool thing to do is say, "
hey i'm going (somewhere fun. Pups/clubs are fine) with a couple friends on fooday, you wanna come out with us too?"

The most bland and boring things you could say is what every other guy says, which are things like:
"Hey :wink:"
"Hey, what's going on?"
"How are you?"
"How was your day today?"

Those things are fine to say to girl that you're in a relationship with, but if someone doesn't know you, you look like a boring loser who has nothing going in their life, so they have to ask about other peoples. I have a fake account on Facebook with a woman profile picture. I use the account to find out about parties in my local area.
Trust me on what i've told you, 100% of the random guys who send me private messages say one of the above boring messages i listed. If my fake profile is getting banal shit like that, you can bet your balls, all real women who are attractive are also getting it too. It's dead easy to stand out from the rest of the schmucks.
Role playing is a pretty easy technique and pretty much everyone enjoys it, men and women, make something up and try it out.



U made me LOLLLLL

I feel like shit like that gets repititive esp if the girl is hot


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19244687 - 12/08/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

How is your texting progressing with this chick?  Give us an update


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Irfan]
    #19245401 - 12/08/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I just said "hey how are the midterms stuying going?"
"Going great thanks for askin"
"fuck the formailites tell me a little bit about yourself"

And then i broke the ice. I went on to use some witty humor and bagged it. I will most likely hook up with her next weekend


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Outlaw]
    #19249200 - 12/09/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Outlaw said:
Hey this is ______ it was cool as hell meeting you today




Something like this. Why be coy?


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: koods]
    #19249813 - 12/09/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What is your favorite fruit...

A. Baked into pie
B. Made into jam
C. Eaten raw

Women go totally moist for fruit. :thumbup:


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: TheWiz]
    #19259794 - 12/11/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Imagine that the first thing a woman asks herself is "Why is he texting?"
But, no matter what answer they get, they get disgusted because you're all way too easy to read.
So tell her something that is not an answer to why you are texting. First of all if you go straight to compliments or offers, that's also an answer to why, and even if you text something very unrelated like today's weather, it will still be anindirect answer to her in the way it can be related to the question why.

So instead of all of that you should ask yourself: "Why should I NOT be texting her?", and come up with something like this:

"Today the dentist came over to pay a little visit to my dog, because he was sick the other day, but he did't get the carport right, so he rolled over the trash can. Instead of cleaning the mess up he called the fire department and now we have a penality fee of 200$ to pay over the course of the next month. Now a fire broke out in the house and they don't react but laughing at us on the phone. I need your help, can you come to my house with a fire extinguisher and a hose? Need your answer soon!"

She will call you within five minutes. Girls totally dig you inventing stuff like that. It's just how their subconscious works.


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
    #19262686 - 12/11/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

With a girl you are not actually with yet, but your going in the direction of becoming something, do you think texting every day is essential or is it a good idea to lay low some days?


Edited by brokentv (12/11/13 09:24 PM)


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: brokentv]
    #19262810 - 12/11/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

brokentv said:
With a girl you are not actually with yet, but your going in the of becoming something do you think texting every day is essential or is it a good idea to lay low some days?



I have the same question


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: topdog82]
    #19263187 - 12/11/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you do a couple of days on, and it's going really well, take a day off and watch her scramble for a convo haha... IDK, I usually talk frequently if the momentum is going well, but I'm usually busy so I keep it short.


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: brokentv]
    #19265229 - 12/12/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

brokentv said:
With a girl you are not actually with yet, but your going in the direction of becoming something, do you think texting every day is essential or is it a good idea to lay low some days?




Texting is not so important. Communication and Compassion are.


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19266517 - 12/12/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Conversations over text are lame. I used to do it too. They're so boring, and only comfort your feelings of validation and obsession.
I think instead of texting, trying to overcome these feelings is a much greater accomplishment. If you must have a conversation with her and can't see her at that time, ring her.

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Anonymous said:
U made me LOLLLLL





I was serious, why is that funny?

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I just said "hey how are the midterms stuying going?"
"Going great thanks for askin"
"fuck the formailites tell me a little bit about yourself"




"fuck talking about cars, tell me a little bit about your vehicle"
It's exactly the same thing!

Women want men who will entertain them/lead the interaction. Just because you used 'fuck' in a sentence doesn't mean you've stopped being formal.
You mentioned you were witty after that though, maybe you picked it up.

How's it going now?


Edited by Magenta (12/12/13 04:03 PM)


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19266564 - 12/12/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think you shouldn't care about it too much. I have pretty bad anxiety about socializing and over the years it has gotten better. Down the road, nobody thinks about how you opened the conversation. It's about whether you can carry it or not. If you don't believe me text some other people with weird openers and see that they don't even care a little into the conversation.


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19267268 - 12/12/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lol op if you say "Hey :wink" That's a sure fire way to get no where.
I think you're over thinking this to a huge extent, just play it cool and friendly. And I wouldn't ask her to hang out right away if I were you.


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: deadwk]
    #19270906 - 12/13/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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thedeadwalkk said:
Lol op if you say "Hey :wink" That's a sure fire way to get no where.
I think you're over thinking this to a huge extent, just play it cool and friendly. And I wouldn't ask her to hang out right away if I were you.



i would ask her to hang out right away. Its very easy to get friend zoned if you don't make your intentions perfectly clear early one.


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Re: Girls: How to open up a text conversation? [Re: psyconaught]
    #19271250 - 12/13/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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psyconaught said:
Quote:

thedeadwalkk said:
Lol op if you say "Hey :wink" That's a sure fire way to get no where.
I think you're over thinking this to a huge extent, just play it cool and friendly. And I wouldn't ask her to hang out right away if I were you.



i would ask her to hang out right away. Its very easy to get friend zoned if you don't make your intentions perfectly clear early one.



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