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OfflineEpigallo
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Do you hate babies?
    #19228315 - 12/04/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Babies have no redeeming qualities. They are fat, stupid, self-centered, loud, and smelly. You can train a dog to poop outside in like 3 days. A baby is so stupid that it takes like 2 years probably before he figures out how to do that.
How do you feel about babies?
You may choose only one


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Epigallo]
    #19228320 - 12/04/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wheres STAL???


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Epigallo] * 5
    #19228324 - 12/04/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

New first time mothers are worse. Also STAL.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #19228334 - 12/04/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yes I do, I do hate babies. Well actually I just hate being around babies. Great, now when I run for president the NSA will use this post against me


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19228337 - 12/04/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Poop machines?

Hate em


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Polk_Audio3] * 1
    #19228339 - 12/04/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Invalid poll no STAL. BUT, I am definitely NOT a baby person. I'm seriously tired of people shoving their half clones down my throat. Fuck human breeders.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: K1ngSp4de]
    #19228389 - 12/04/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No, I don't enjoy babies. They're cute when they aren't screaming, but that's about it.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] * 2
    #19228391 - 12/04/13 07:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Y DA FUCK WOULD I H8 BABIES LOL


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] * 3
    #19228402 - 12/04/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I love kids.  Any age is grand and babies are such a wonderful gift to share.  Hey, don't be hypocrites we were all once babies.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: mpd] * 1
    #19228436 - 12/04/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't really hate them but small kids and babies make me feel uncomfortable and a bit weird seeing them around
its kind of deep for me
the fact that we were all once babies kind of freaks me out


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Epigallo]
    #19228444 - 12/04/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

STAL


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Epigallo]
    #19228451 - 12/04/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I dunno, babies are alright. Adults are worse.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19228456 - 12/04/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Baby humans are fucking adorable! i love getting high, and playing with them.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Legend] * 9
    #19228463 - 12/04/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I love getting drunk and tossin' 'em around with my mates.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: jewunit]
    #19228469 - 12/04/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19228470 - 12/04/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ellis Dee said:
STAL




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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Epigallo]
    #19228493 - 12/04/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Babies are innocent, purified souls.

Everyone else can go to Hell. :hellfire: :calledajoke:


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Space Elf]
    #19228529 - 12/04/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Babies are innocent, purified souls.

Everyone else can go to Hell. :hellfire: :calledajoke:



Babies are the most selfish pieces of shit in the entire human race, and they're racists, too.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19228551 - 12/04/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Studies show that babies do have a conscience, but do they possess the mental capacity to know how to make proper judgment?


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Space Elf] * 2
    #19228572 - 12/04/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

YES.

they are like little smelly maggot people.

Kids age 3+ are fine, though. Babies I don't like.

Whenever someone shows me a picture of a baby it's so hard for me to respond convincingly. I'm just like 'yup..that's definitely a baby...looks like a lot of other babies - I mean...aw."

And then they take that half hearted aww, and take that as a cue to keep showing me more pictures of their maggot child.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Space Elf]
    #19228582 - 12/04/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Studies show that babies do have a conscience, but do they possess the mental capacity to know how to make proper judgment?



Having a conscience doesn't mean they're not selfish


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19228592 - 12/04/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

whats wrong with being selfish?


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19228604 - 12/04/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, that's what I was implying. They sometimes do stuff that they know is wrong.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Space Elf]
    #19228616 - 12/04/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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k00laid said:
whats wrong with being selfish?



Quote:

Space Elf said:
Yeah, that's what I was implying. They sometimes do stuff that they know is wrong.



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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19228664 - 12/04/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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YES.

they are like little smelly maggot people.

Kids age 3+ are fine, though. Babies I don't like.

Whenever someone shows me a picture of a baby it's so hard for me to respond convincingly. I'm just like 'yup..that's definitely a baby...looks like a lot of other babies - I mean...aw."

And then they take that half hearted aww, and take that as a cue to keep showing me more pictures of their maggot child.



Some one has issues...

As for me, I don't see babies in my life as of right now, but I am most positive that that will change


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19228746 - 12/04/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I LOVE babies!!! They're delicious!

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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19228767 - 12/04/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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jewunit said:
I love getting drunk and tossin' 'em around with my mates.



:lolsy:

Quote:

pirate-blues said:
Whenever someone shows me a picture of a baby it's so hard for me to respond convincingly. I'm just like 'yup..that's definitely a baby...looks like a lot of other babies - I mean...aw."

And then they take that half hearted aww, and take that as a cue to keep showing me more pictures of their maggot child.




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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: unknown1123] * 1
    #19228877 - 12/04/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

pirate-blues said:
YES.

they are like little smelly maggot people.

Kids age 3+ are fine, though. Babies I don't like.

Whenever someone shows me a picture of a baby it's so hard for me to respond convincingly. I'm just like 'yup..that's definitely a baby...looks like a lot of other babies - I mean...aw."

And then they take that half hearted aww, and take that as a cue to keep showing me more pictures of their maggot child.



Some one has issues...

As for me, I don't see babies in my life as of right now, but I am most positive that that will change








:okay:



I don't aspire to hurt babies or anything..but I kinda freak out when people ask me to hold them, or I have to assume any sort of responsibility over one.
And I tend to be a pretty nurturing person, in general, oddly enough towards other people and animals especially..I am the youngest child and was always the youngest kid in the community/neighborhood/street we lived, so maybe I'm just not used to them at all.


I just have never looked at a baby and gone 'I want one of THOSE.'
Whenever I interact with them I just wish they were puppies or something.


My mom said she was the same way until her late 20's, and didn't have kids until her 30's despite being married for a bit.
I have no plans for children, obviously. I'd feel like I'd be a shit parent and it would ruin my life if it happened anytime in even the semi-distant future(5-8 years).
And if I do a 180 and end up with a kid, I only want one.
And I will hate every other kid, except for my kid.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19229015 - 12/04/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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YES.

they are like little smelly maggot people.

Kids age 3+ are fine, though. Babies I don't like.

Whenever someone shows me a picture of a baby it's so hard for me to respond convincingly. I'm just like 'yup..that's definitely a baby...looks like a lot of other babies - I mean...aw."

And then they take that half hearted aww, and take that as a cue to keep showing me more pictures of their maggot child.





I indubitably concur.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Versicolor] * 2
    #19229028 - 12/04/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It's not really that I hate them. I just hate being around them and seeing all the hot girls in high schools baby pictures every day on facebook.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #19229036 - 12/04/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Babies are alright well as long as they arent mine  :albundy:


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19229048 - 12/04/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Not a fan. They kinda freak me out if I'm left alone with one. What if it like stops breathing or chokes on something. Their so squishy I'm afraid to touch them.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Mescalean]
    #19229060 - 12/04/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Babies are weird. I don't dislike them at all. I think most people have this view.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Gorlax] * 1
    #19229148 - 12/04/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Duh I LOVE babies, but I like when kids are old enough to walk and talk, and start developing a personality. Like that girl in the AT&T commercial. AWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!




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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Epigallo]
    #19229160 - 12/04/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I was really uncomfortable around babies and little kids until very recently, like late 20's.

For some reason I love being around babies and kids now.  like 180 degrees

I'm guessing maturity, or some other brain-happenings kicked in  :lahey:


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Set]
    #19229167 - 12/04/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I dont think they are very cute, but maybe if I have one of my own I would change my mind. :shrug:


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: ChinChiller] * 1
    #19229181 - 12/04/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I dont think they are very cute, but maybe if I have one of my own I would change my mind. :shrug:



are you female or male? if your a woman and have your child biologically, than your brain will release oxytocin whenever you see your child giving a good feeling and forcing you to think that they are "cute". If you are male your brain will release prolactin when you see the child causing you to be less aggressive and more "appreciative" of the child.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 4
    #19229186 - 12/04/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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If you are male your brain will release prolactin when you see the child causing you to be less aggressive and more "appreciative" of the child.



So I'm prolactating? :uhoh:


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    #19229188 - 12/04/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

Errolscool said:
I dont think they are very cute, but maybe if I have one of my own I would change my mind. :shrug:



are you female or male? if your a woman and have your child biologically, than your brain will release oxytocin whenever you see your child giving a good feeling and forcing you to think that they are "cute". If you are male your brain will release prolactin when you see the child causing you to be less aggressive and more "appreciative" of the child.



I am male. That is very interesting,the brain does some very interesting and logical things.


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    #19229202 - 12/04/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Do you think that only happens with your own child?
There was a case recently were two boys got mixed up at a Japanese hospital and lived the majority of their lives without actually knowing they didnt belong in that particular family. Do you think these chemicals were released because the parents were under the impression the child was in fact theirs?


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    #19229269 - 12/04/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Do you think that only happens with your own child?
There was a case recently were two boys got mixed up at a Japanese hospital and lived the majority of their lives without actually knowing they didnt belong in that particular family. Do you think these chemicals were released because the parents were under the impression the child was in fact theirs?



If you believe the child is yours, then the brain will act as if it is.


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    #19229280 - 12/04/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Its interesting how much of the human experience can be attributed to some chemical release in our brain.  :havesomescience:


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: ChinChiller] * 1
    #19229297 - 12/04/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The brain is an unimaginably complex electrochemical computer capable of processing things in ways we still don't understand. But that kind of thing is how a species can manage to survive. Can you imagine if the brain secreted adrenaline every time you saw your child.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19229324 - 12/04/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:ohshitman: I just can't believe that people hate babies....:allsodisappointed:


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19229329 - 12/04/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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:ohshitman: I just can't believe that people hate babies....:allsodisappointed:




I'll never view 'dead baby' jokes the same way again. :sad:

Actually, I've always hated those "jokes." I just never thought people might actually be serious when telling those jokes.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Space Elf]
    #19230719 - 12/05/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't really hate babies. I've never told a dead baby joke. I am just only mildly entertained by them for a short time and then they get annoying. Even so, I am nice to babies.

Like someone else said, I would rather be around a puppy.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Epigallo]
    #19230731 - 12/05/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The only good thing about babies is that it's really fun to play with their digits because they're so small it's crazy.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Space Elf]
    #19230765 - 12/05/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Space Elf said:
Studies show that babies do have a conscience, but do they possess the mental capacity to know how to make proper judgment?



studies show babies are NOT conscience and that true conscienceness comes at around age 8 or 9


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19230818 - 12/05/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #19230954 - 12/05/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have a baby.  Like most people they have their good sides and bad sides. :shrug:

They shit liberally and kick and scream when they dont get their way.  I'd say their manners are commensurate to most users of the shroomery.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Irfan]
    #19230993 - 12/05/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Stupid muscle less, helpless, bundles of joy that enhances life with their presence.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Yage]
    #19230996 - 12/05/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I love babies! Especially with a bit of BBQ sauce.


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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #19231945 - 12/05/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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learning sponge said:
Quote:

Space Elf said:
Studies show that babies do have a conscience, but do they possess the mental capacity to know how to make proper judgment?



studies show babies are NOT conscience and that true conscienceness comes at around age 8 or 9




This is what I was referring to...



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Re: Do you hate babies? [Re: Space Elf]
    #19231961 - 12/05/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Space Elf said:
Quote:

learning sponge said:
Quote:

Space Elf said:
Studies show that babies do have a conscience, but do they possess the mental capacity to know how to make proper judgment?



studies show babies are NOT conscience and that true conscienceness comes at around age 8 or 9




This is what I was referring to...







Heyyyy, I read about that study in my psychology class!


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