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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Sheekle]
    #19227533 - 12/04/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So dicks chill , but you won't rim a lady butt?!?


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Mescalean] * 3
    #19227539 - 12/04/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i wouldn't rim anybody's butt. that's gross as fuck i don't even wanna think about it


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #19227790 - 12/04/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i'll rim an ass if it's clean, hairless. i'm dirt mcgirt though.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: millzy] * 4
    #19227793 - 12/04/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

EWW DATS WHERE DA POOPIE COMES OUT :shocked:


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Sheekle]
    #19228036 - 12/04/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Im bisexual [Re: thelanzii]
    #19228063 - 12/04/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Does the whole "shrooms make you gay" theory apply to chicks as well as guys?

Is there an opposite to gay?  In other words, if you're already gay, will shrooms straighten you out (pun intended)?

Just curious.  Not necessarily bi- curious.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Scarab74]
    #19228071 - 12/04/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Shrooms make it so I can't aim at the toilet bowl, does this make me gay?


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Scarab74]
    #19228110 - 12/04/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Scarab74 said:
Does the whole "shrooms make you gay" theory apply to chicks as well as guys?

Is there an opposite to gay?  In other words, if you're already gay, will shrooms straighten you out (pun intended)?

Just curious.  Not necessarily bi- curious.




If you're already gay and you take shrooms, you just get way more gay.  Otherwise every time you trip, your sexual orientation would change.  :themoreyouknow:


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Ram Dass]
    #19228153 - 12/04/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm trisexual, im attracted to women, animals, and pictures of myself.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Ram Dass] * 1
    #19228165 - 12/04/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks for the clarification!  I was afraid of losing track of my sexual orientation.  Can you imagine spending an entire trip perseverating on which side of the fence you're on atm?  Yikes! :rolleyes:


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Chowder963]
    #19228169 - 12/04/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Both sexes of animals or just one?

Do crustaceans count? Get yo crunchy amphibian bang on yo.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: st1llnox]
    #19228183 - 12/04/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You just blew my fucking mind dude.. I'm quadruple sexual.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Chowder963]
    #19228192 - 12/04/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm quadruple sexual.




That sounds like someone who has to blow on his cock to go places.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Asante]
    #19228232 - 12/04/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

ROFL @ both of you :lol:


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Sheekle]
    #19228257 - 12/04/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
i wouldn't rim anybody's butt. that's gross as fuck i don't even wanna think about it



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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Asante]
    #19228275 - 12/04/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Quote:

Chowder963 said:
I'm quadruple sexual.




That sounds like someone who has to blow on his cock to go places.




LOL


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Asante] * 1
    #19228288 - 12/04/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If I could blow myself, I'd be strictly asexual..

Who wouldn't want a complete average size brown penis owned by a 22 year old Indian guy who has a scar down there from jacking off with hand soap and the skin turned dry and literally shedded off like snakeskin leaving a barely visible line down the base..? That's pretty much as good as it gets, oh and it's circumsized. So it doesn't require as much cleaning even though its cleaner than most because he showers sometimes two times a day depending on how sweaty he gets because he hates falling asleep sweaty. I mean that's pretty much as good as it gets..


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #19228291 - 12/04/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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EWW DATS WHERE DA POOPIE COMES OUT :shocked:




Lol once my buddy found this porno clip he thought was the funniest thing ever. So he showed it to me.

This dirty old man walks into a room and there's a girl on the bed. The dialogue then goes something along the lines of:

Man: "I'm gonna fuck you in your hot little ass"
Girl: "But that's where I poop from!"
Man: "....Not today you don't!"

Imagine the guy speaking in a really grizzled, dirty old man voice. It cracked me up. Sometimes I feel dirty just explaining it though haha. I feel like people might not see the humor in it.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: V1rusH0st]
    #19228404 - 12/04/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Im cool with gays and bi they are usaully pretty cool people its them damn spooks that get on my nerves


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19228417 - 12/04/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:nonono:


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