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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Im bisexual [Re: deCypher] * 1
    #19226116 - 12/04/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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deCypher said:
So... do you think it's acceptable if someone marries seventeen other humans?



Lol @ that wedding




:lol:

Just givin' ya shit, man.  I'm technically bisexual myself, too.  In practice I just can't see myself having a romantic relationship with a man, though.  I'm quite happy with my girlfriend and her hot curves & vagina, not gonna lie.  :smile2:



Lets you, me, sheekle and the other bi shroomerites get together and have a nonromantic bisexual orgy.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Rose]
    #19226213 - 12/04/13 11:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Cervantes said:
I don't think he REALLY is.

(Suspects he is balloon sexual.)





what is balloon sexual?


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: NotTheDevil] * 2
    #19226231 - 12/04/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
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deCypher said:
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Sheekle said:
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deCypher said:
So... do you think it's acceptable if someone marries seventeen other humans?



Lol @ that wedding




:lol:

Just givin' ya shit, man.  I'm technically bisexual myself, too.  In practice I just can't see myself having a romantic relationship with a man, though.  I'm quite happy with my girlfriend and her hot curves & vagina, not gonna lie.  :smile2:



Lets you, me, sheekle and the other bi shroomerites get together and have a nonromantic bisexual orgy.





yeah no kissing just :headboard:


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Im bisexual [Re: 404]
    #19226283 - 12/04/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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StateOfMind404 said:
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Cervantes said:
I don't think he REALLY is.

(Suspects he is balloon sexual.)





what is balloon sexual?



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So, you're searching YouTube and you suddenly notice a suspicious number of seemingly innocent videos involving balloons. Specifically, people slowly inflating balloons until they pop. The comments seem strangely enthusiastic about the whole thing. Way too enthusiastic.

Congratulations, you've stumbled across the community of "looners," or balloon fetishists. Watch the below video and realize that somewhere, it's giving somebody an enormous boner:

To them, we guess balloons make the perfect girlfriend. They don't talk back, they come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes and no one will ask questions when you inevitably punch them in a helium induced rage, a la Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.


"I want you inside me."

Though we're not sure how that works with the whole "make them pop" part which, if they're sexualizing the balloons, you'd think that'd be a form of murder. Then they'd have to go to balloon prison. Which is, incidentally, the most easily escapable prison known to man.

It Gets Weirder...

In the dark underworld of balloon fetishists, size matters, and the real prizes are gigantic weather balloons. So we have the below upstanding gentleman who wants to crawl inside of his balloon girlfriend and, oh, we don't know, hang out? What would you do in there besides gasp for air? Luckily for us, and unluckily for billoon45, it goes horribly awry. We end up with a dead girlfriend, and this on his "third try," too:

YouTube Responds:

"wow thats cool but just out of curiosity y did you blow a baloon up untill it poped???"

"Gotta comment again! That is one serious balloon blow to BUST!!! How often can you get a balloon to shred like that? That poor beautiful balloon held on for everything it was worth! But you didn't let up! At the end it gets HARD for me to watch! BYE BYE BALLOON!"

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_17149_5-ridiculous-safe-work-fetishes.html#ixzz2mX7hDCNe





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Re: Im bisexual [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19226291 - 12/04/13 11:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: 404]
    #19226297 - 12/04/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Im bisexual [Re: 404]
    #19226312 - 12/04/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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StateOfMind404 said:
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NotTheDevil said:
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deCypher said:
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Sheekle said:
Lol @ that wedding




:lol:

Just givin' ya shit, man.  I'm technically bisexual myself, too.  In practice I just can't see myself having a romantic relationship with a man, though.  I'm quite happy with my girlfriend and her hot curves & vagina, not gonna lie.  :smile2:



Lets you, me, sheekle and the other bi shroomerites get together and have a nonromantic bisexual orgy.





yeah no kissing just :headboard:




I'll bring the lube if someone brings the gerbils.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #19226313 - 12/04/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Respect...or congratulations..or what ever it is that one's supposed to say to this kind of thing.

THUMBS UP, sheekle :grin:

(no pun intended)


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: thizzlemaniac] * 1
    #19226363 - 12/04/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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thizzlemaniac said:
I could never understand how gay men aren't interested in vaginas at all sometime.  It feels amazing to put it in one, why not swing both ways :shrug:

I'm not judging, but that has always been a curiosity of mine.




in a lot (but not all) of cases, it's the stuff that's attached to vaginas that gay men don't wanna deal with on an intimate level. that and they love cock. delicious, greasy cock.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Sheekle]
    #19226561 - 12/04/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:

Im bisexual





You now fuck with trolls too? :wink:


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Asante]
    #19226747 - 12/04/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I have a few questions for you:

Have you ever taken mushrooms before?

If so, what dosage?

Were you bisexual before you took mushrooms?

Were the mushrooms contaminated?

IMPORTANT: Science is getting closer to giving us the answers. We are now only beginning to understand the exact mechanism behind mushrooms making people gay. When you experience ego death on mushrooms you will most come back craving a throbbing cock shoved deep into your asshole. Nothing wrong with that. It's just an aspect of the fungus that most of us overlook sort of like an elephant in the room.  If you want to avoid this transformation, I recommend taking dosages below three grams and avoiding ego death. The term "letting go", defined as embracing a powerful experience, can also be used to define the moment you swap pussy for the cock. You leave your former self and embrace your brothers. Integrating this new identity is essential to maintaining happiness and being comfortable around yourself. Warning: You may find yourself wearing leather chaps, going to gay bars and listening to One Direction. If you try and fight with, be warned, the rest of your life is going to be a living hell. In my books, if you take mushrooms and become gay or bisexual, you have truly achieved enlightenment.

If you want to avoid this I recommend taking any other psychedelic. This effect is unique to mushrooms.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19226827 - 12/04/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

^ lol

I debate internally whether I am straight, bi or gay a lot. What I mean is, I take on a straight personality and posture and think, yeah, this is natural, but then I start to think about how it would be fun to be a girl and sort of assume a more feminine image of my body, and it feels good. However when I find the right kind of chick I kind of melt. I've been looking at a lot of different porn lately and it seems like the cocks are delicious but I wonder if I'm just being a bit of a sex addict. Then, sometimes, I just kind of bust out as a kind of female in terms of sexual feelings and fantasies. I don't actually fantasise about sex with women that often interestingly, but when I look at hot chicks online I can't get enough of them, and IRL all I look at is women, I just don't even think to look at men, none of them are attractive... suggesting again it's a sex addiction or porn addiction thing.

I guess I want to spend my life with a woman and move the cock aside, but I totally understand bisexual/gay guys now, I have a soft spot I guess, I don't judge them at all is what I mean.

And then... deep in the night, I get a raging boner and a need to be filled with penises...

So IDK LOL.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: circastes]
    #19226839 - 12/04/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

btw I think people who judge gays have a real maturity problem.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Everlong] * 2
    #19226850 - 12/04/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Everlong said:
Sheekle made this thread for attention

That's what one of his close shroomery friends told me

shhhh



Does perceived attention-seeker behavior legitimately bother you? Is it because your natural wants and needs for attention were denied throughout your life, and now you feel as if others shouldn't be granted that inherent privilege themselves?

I'm sorry Everlong :sad:


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Sheekle]
    #19226872 - 12/04/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Ram Dass] * 1
    #19226883 - 12/04/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Hey! We don't take kindly to your types around here!




We don't take kindly around here to those who don't take kindly around here! :lol:


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: V1rusH0st] * 1
    #19226926 - 12/04/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Im bisexual [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19226932 - 12/04/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

and the powerful mushroom claims another


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: memes]
    #19226942 - 12/04/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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memes said:
and the powerful mushroom claims another



Time for the antishroom quest.


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Re: Im bisexual [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19227521 - 12/04/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
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memes said:
and the powerful mushroom claims another



Time for the antishroom quest.



how does that imply anti-ness? :gooby:


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