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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Ellis Dee] 2
#19226738 - 12/04/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You need a longer dick
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Sheekle
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: deCypher]
#19226821 - 12/04/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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deCypher said: "Thank God, I was not Sheekle."
Yeah, being superman carries quite the burden at times. I'm thankful you recognize me for that though
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19226825 - 12/04/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ellis Dee said:
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Sheekle said: If there's anything in this world that you would find the label of "The greatest human achievement ever" to be fitting for, what would it be?
Sucking your own dick. I almost broke my neck trying that once.
It never strained my neck so much as my back, and the sensation was never particularly pleasurable either
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Sheekle]
#19226947 - 12/04/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The yin and yang of nuclear fission. That shit is seriously impressive. First of all, figuring out that it could be done, when everything they studied was absolutely invisible, and then harnessing it in mindbogglingly impressive manners. Whether it be in bombs that could mark our very existence or energy generation that could perpetually preserve our existence.
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Sheekle]
#19227005 - 12/04/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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.... sorry for the double post
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#19227012 - 12/04/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My vote would be....

This little guy. And running water...pipes and stuff. Imagine your life without a toilet. It would suck. Hard.
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19227053 - 12/04/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ellis Dee said:
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Sheekle said: If there's anything in this world that you would find the label of "The greatest human achievement ever" to be fitting for, what would it be?
Sucking your own dick. I almost broke my neck trying that once.
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Synthe]
#19227067 - 12/04/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Synthe said:
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Ellis Dee said:
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Sheekle said: If there's anything in this world that you would find the label of "The greatest human achievement ever" to be fitting for, what would it be?
Sucking your own dick. I almost broke my neck trying that once.
high im 
The worst I ever did was get cum in my eye...
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Sheekle]
#19227246 - 12/04/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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High on toilet said:

But uh: the ability to manipulate the grunt and like communicate better then what ever they were doing before we mastered that shit.
UR BEAUTIFUL
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Sheekle]
#19227252 - 12/04/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: If there's anything in this world that you would find the label of "The greatest human achievement ever" to be fitting for, what would it be?
Fleshlights
Nah, they arn't that great but still
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Sheekle]
#19227255 - 12/04/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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High on toilet said:
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Sheekle said:
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High on toilet said:

But uh: the ability to manipulate the grunt and like communicate better then what ever they were doing before we mastered that shit.
UR BEAUTIFUL
Brwet Brawr
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19227258 - 12/04/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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badchad said: The internet and movable type haven't been mentioned yet.
Currency is also up there, as is electricity.
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Khii Khwaay said: Movable type
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Into The Woods
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Sheekle]
#19227289 - 12/04/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Soap
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Synthe
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19227294 - 12/04/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dont drop the soap glove
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19227295 - 12/04/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't use soap, seriously.
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: The5thElement]
#19227327 - 12/04/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Metacognition came first to my mind. Along with science, particularly the theory of evolution by natural selection and the subsequent reduction of god's purported sphere of influence.
Basically, philosophy.
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Niffla]
#19227414 - 12/04/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Niffla said: My vote would be....

This little guy. And running water...pipes and stuff. Imagine your life without a toilet. It would suck. Hard.
squatting is actually a much healthier way to poop--it's how our bodies are physically designed--the sit down toilet causes the defecating human to assume a narrow anorectal angle--which is obstructive and causes difficulty in emptying the bowels.
sit down toilets; giver of hemorrhoids and colon cancer!
indoor plumbing is aight tho
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: shivas.wisdom] 3
#19227516 - 12/04/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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First thing that came to my mind though was the eradication of smallpox. That was super awesome.
But I think the greatest achievement, and we're only beginning to see the very start of it, is the Internet.
The Internet advances individuals, societies and humanity alike at an ever increasing breathtaking speed.
Think of what you owe to the internet.
It boggles the mind to think what just 2020 has in store for us. Thats just in a few years. Inventors and scientists have an information source unprecedented in history and can connect with other experts in their field in realtime, anywhere in the world.
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: Asante] 1
#19227569 - 12/04/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is easy, the greatest human achievement ever would have to go to my mother for birthing me.
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Re: The greatest human achievement ever? [Re: deladude]
#19227603 - 12/04/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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No. My mother birthing me
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