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My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay * 1
    #19227117 - 12/04/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Science is getting closer to giving us the answers. We are now only beginning to understand the exact mechanism behind mushrooms making people gay. When you experience ego death on mushrooms you will most come back with an objective viewpoint. As humans, we are driven by our subjective ideas and perceptions. When you ego is crushed you will immediately want to fill that gape (edit: gap) with as many things possible. Don't be fooled. A handful of people on these forums have been able to resist the temptations through intense will power. For the rest of us, we are all too familiar with mushrooms proven tendency to make us retain to our old self by being dominated by men with large throbbing cocks. Interestingly, one of the key aspects of ego death is being dominated by an external force. Your brain will immediately associate this feeling with gay sex. If you want to avoid this transformation and have a strong mind, I recommend taking dosages below three grams and avoiding ego death entirely. The term "letting go", defined as embracing a powerful experience, can also be used to define the moment you swap pussy for the cock. You leave your former self and embrace your brothers in an entirely different way. Integrating this new identity is essential to maintaining happiness and being comfortable with yourself. Warning: You may find yourself wearing leather chaps, going to gay bars and listening to One Direction. If you try and fight this feeling, be warned, the rest of your life is going to be a living hell. In my books, if you take mushrooms and become gay, you have truly achieved enlightenment.

If you want to avoid this I recommend taking any other psychedelic. This effect is unique to mushrooms.


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 2
    #19227146 - 12/04/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Interestingly, one of the key aspects of ego death is being dominated by an external force. Your brain will immediately associate this feeling with gay sex.



Hahahahahhahaha


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19227152 - 12/04/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

thats pretty spot on... Clinical trials begin soon... so cross your fingers


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19227155 - 12/04/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What if a kid read this THINK OF THE KIDS


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #19227234 - 12/04/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



When you look at this picture what do you see?

When you ingest mushrooms, your brain inherently associates appearance of the mushroom with wonder, joy, youthfulness and pleasure. It is only natural for human beings recreate these experiences as much as possible. Obviously, taking mushrooms every day, at the same rate you would have gay sex, is impossible. Users experience a rapid build up in tolerance and will do anything to experience those same feelings. Just as we are a slave to our emotions, we become a slave to the mushroom. When the mushroom no longer satisfies us, we have no choice but to have gay sex as much as humanely possible. These conclusions are all based off basic psychology and finding a way to understand why so many of us have time and time again had these exact same experiences. If you looked back and could have never taken that mushroom would you? I understand some people embrace these changes, but others are conflicted and angry. They feel resentment towards the people that offered them the mushrooms and the fact that they didn't even care about the consequences. I just want to say guys, I am here for you and if you want to chat in PM's about your own personal gay experiences with mushrooms please do so.


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #19227245 - 12/04/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This is unusually elaborate for some sort of troll to rile up conservatives


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #19227249 - 12/04/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

When I see that picture I think that I am happy Pris has found a nice boy to love.


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Synthe]
    #19227251 - 12/04/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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This is unusually elaborate for some sort of troll to rile up conservatives



Rile up conservatives? :lolsy:


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Sheekle]
    #19227257 - 12/04/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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This is unusually elaborate for some sort of troll to rile up conservatives



Rile up conservatives? :lolsy:



Wuh happen?


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Sheekle]
    #19227261 - 12/04/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

and liberale


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Synthe]
    #19227271 - 12/04/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Everything I mentioned here has at least some form of truth to it. Connect the dots and you will see the picture.

Anyone who denies this either has never taken mushrooms or is experiencing cognitive dissonance.


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19227282 - 12/04/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i am
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cognitive dissonance.




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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Synthe]
    #19227300 - 12/04/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What leads you to believe mushrooms don't make people gay? If you justify your opinion I would be much more open to hearing another point of view.


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19227332 - 12/04/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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What leads you to believe mushrooms don't make people gay? If you justify your opinion I would be much more open to hearing another point of view.



Well when I was traveling to meet my queen of England the brother in. You see I was on the train riding there while upset about the lack of genuine hashish in my pockets when I was greeted by the kingsguard. Now I was very hungry so when I realized that my steak wasn't Salisbury enough I asked for it to be sent back. Then the kingsguard had a vweru homosexual experience with nien majesty in the dining car. You see the passengers of the car then ate fried chicken rubbed in with bodily fluids contaminated with STDs of such large proportion they could easily make the leaning tower of Pisa straight. Overall I think this experience concludes the retractable fact that you are indeed not only the most bitter of cacti in the desert, but the gayest as well. For the mere remark that you did indeed suck the cock of uncertainty for a 5 dolla rock would jeopardize your personal security, privacy, and even physical and psychological health.


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Synthe]
    #19228313 - 12/04/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

bump


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: Synthe]
    #19228364 - 12/04/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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This is unusually elaborate for some sort of troll to rile up conservatives



How is this trolling its a well known fact that mushrooms make you gay


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS] * 1
    #19228376 - 12/04/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

LOL BC slow down on the shards bro


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Re: My conclusions on mushrooms making people gay [Re: deladude]
    #19228498 - 12/04/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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LOL BC slow down on the shards bro



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